Pyaar tera bhula na paunga

1 chinti taxi me baithi aur ek leg bahar rakhi.

Driver – mam, pair ander rakho.

Chinti – raste me hathi mile to use lat marni hai. Kal mujhe aankh mar raha tha kamina….

Pyaar tera bhula na paunga,

Me hun pardeshi laut aaunga,

Message to tere delete kar diye maine,

Lekin teri yaadein kahan chhupunga…..

Girl friend- what can u do for me?

Boy – everything.

Gf – can u leave ur parents for me?

Boy – sorry dear, I cann’t  leave my old God for a new Temple….

Kuchh pane ke liye kuchh khona padta hai,

Muskurane ke liye rona bhi padta hai,

Yun hi nahin ho jata hai savera,

Subah dekhane ke liye raat bhar sona bhi padta hai….

Kitne chehare hain duniya me,

Magar humko ek chehara najar aata hai,

Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad karein,

Aapki yaadon me waqt sara nikal jata hai….

Kar sitam kitne bhi mujh per,

Iss dil me dhadkan tere naam ki hogi,

Khwaeesh to adhuri hai bahut magar-

Akhiri khwaeesh tere didar ki hogi…..

Muskaan ban jata hai koi,

Dil ki dhadkan ban jata hai koi,

Kaise jiye ek pal bhi unke bina,

Jab zindgi jeene ki bajah ban jata hai koi…..

Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,

Mehak utho wo mehfil jahan hassi aapki ho,

Koi bhi lamha aapka udaas na ho,

Khuda kare jannat jaise zindgi aapki ho…

Teacher :- Netaji aapka beta fail ho gaya hai aur, aap laddu khila rahe hain.

Netaji :- 70 ladkon ki class me 60 fail hain, bahumat to mere bête ke sath hai…..

Insane apna chehara sajata hai,

Jis per logon ki nazar hoti hai,

Magar-

Dil ko sajane ki koshish nahin karta,

Jis per khuda ki nazar hoti hai….

Bikhare rishton ko koi roop de do,

Khilte phoolon ko koi dhoop de do,

Aapki yaad aayi toh SMS kiya humne,

Aap bhi humari yaad aane ka koi sabut de do..

Nazar me aapke nazarein rahenge,

Palkon pe chaand sitare rahenge,

Badal jaaye ye zamana,

Khuda kasam hum to hamesha aapke rahenge…..

Rich friend travels in Cars,

Poor friend travels in Buses,

But, sweet friend travels in my Heart,

Please continue your Journey in my Heart….

Jagti aankhon mein bhi khwab hote hain,

Zaroori nahin ki gham me aansu nikale,

Muskurati aankhon me bhi sailab hote hain….

Dear friend’s your dreaming time has been expired,

So please leave your bed,

Open your eyes,

And see your mobile,

I wish you a good morning….

Heart is not a basket for keeping Tension and Sadness,

It’s a golden box for keeping roses of happiness….

Let your heart be happy always..

A caring friend doesn’t  call or speak,

He makes it with a simple SMS,

Because it doesn’t  speaks from mouth,

It speaks directly from the heart…..

Zara si zindgi aur arman bahut hain,

Humdard nahin koi, insane bahut hain;

Dil ka dard sunaye to kisko,

Jo dil ke karib hain , wo anjan bahut hain…

Paas aapke duniya ka har sitara ho,

Door aapse ghum ka kinara ho,

Jab bhi aapki palkein jhapke,

Samane wahi ho jo-

Aapko duniya me sabse pyaara ho.

Good morning..

Santa & banta ke beech fight ho rahi thi.

Santa :- saale me tere kapade phad dunga.

Banta :- dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kar…

Understanding a girl is like---

Downloading a 1GB file with 2kbps speed—

And when –

You have downloaded 95%,

You will get an error…..

My name is I,

My problem is LOVE,

My solution is YOU,

When they get together “I”,

Get “YOUR LOVE”,

I say---

“I LOVE YOU”…..

1 Tree makes 1 lakh matchstics,

1 matchstic  can burn 1 lakh trees,

So 1(-ve) negative thought can burn 1000’s of dreams.

Good night….

Chahat per aitbaar na raha,

Khushi kya hai ye ehsaas na raha,

Dekha hai in aankhon ne  toote sapno ko,

Isliye ab mujhe kisi ka intezaar na raha….

Chirag jalebi bech raha tha,

Magar keh raha tha- aalu lelo aalu.

Ankit :- are ye jalebi hai.

Chirag :- chup ho ja yaar , warna makhiyan aa jayengi….

Samundar ke liye wo lehrein hi kya,

Jiska ka koi kinara na ho,

Taro ke liye wo raat kya,

Jisme chaand na ho,

Humare liye wo din hi kya,

Jis me dost ki yaad na ho…

Pyaar me Insan kya kya nahin kerta,

Zindgi bhi uske naam kar deta hai,

Kismet wale hote hain wo log,

Jinhe barbad hue bina sab kuchh mil jata hai….

DEVDAS of 2011 :-

Maa ne kaha Facebook chhor do.

Abba ne kaha Night Pack chhor do.

Doston ne kaha Mobile se Balance churana chhod do.

Paaro ne kaha DEW peena chhor do.

Aur ek Din aayega-

Jab Girlfriend ke Bachche kahenge:-

“Mamu, ab to humari Ammi ka Peechha chhor do…….

Zindgi hasin hai isse Pyaar karo,

Hai Raat to Subah ka Intezaar karo,

Wo pal bhi aayega jiska Intezaar hai,,

Bas Rab per bharosa aur Waqt per Aitbaar karo…….

Dard jitna saha jaaye utna hi sahna,

Kisike dil ko jo lag jaaye wo baat na kehna,

Milte hain hum jaise log bahut kam,

So humse kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna……

Har Subah ki Dhoop kuchh Yaad dilate hai,

Har Phool ki khushboo 1 Jaadu jagati hai,

Chaho na chaho kitna bhi yaar,

Subah hote hi –

Aapki yaad aa hi jaati hai…

Good Morning……

Sugar se dosti Diabities ka khatra,

Paise se dosti Tax ka khatra,

Liquor se dosti LIVER ka khatra,

Aur hum se dosti-

Waqt-be-Waqt SMS ka khatra…..

Raat aati hai Sitarein lekar,

Neend aati hai Sapne lekar,

Humari dua hai-----

Kal ki subah aaye aapke liye-

Bahut sari khshiyaan lekar.

Good N8.

Wife :- mere iraade bade nake hain. Aap 1000 me se 1 hain.

Husband :- dimag ke hum bhi Don hain. Bewafa pehle ye to  bata ki baaki ke 999 kaun hain….

Dard ne palkon per sajaya mujhe,

Zindgi kya hai ye bataya  mujhe,

Jab bhi Dil me Hasane ki Tamanna jaagi,

Meri Taqdeer ne khoob Rulaya mujhe……

Hi, My Name is NIGHT.

I came here to kidnap ur Stress kill ur Strain.

My Weapon is Sleep.

My Path is Dream.

So please kindly co-operate Handover  them. Good N8…

Chand per hai Light,

Bole to ho gayi hai Night,

To band karne ka Tube-light,

Aur so jaane ka keep quite,

Bole to wo Sweet-Dream wala Good Night…..

Aaj bhi ek sawal hai Dil me,

Pyaar ka ghum bemusar hai Dil me,

Kuchh keh nahin pata ye Dil magar,

Kisi ke liye bahut Pyaar hai is Dil me…

Insaan ki 5 MAA hoti hain. :----

1)      Apni  MAA,

2)      Nani  MAA,

3)      Dadi  MAA,

4)      Sasu  MAA,

5)      Aur ek wo jiske bare me MAA raat ko kehti hai, 12 baje teri kaun si MAA ka phone aata hai…..

Hum achchhe sahi per log kharab kehte hain,

Bigda hua hume nawab kehte hain,

Hum to aise badnaam hue is sahar me,

Ki Paani bhi piye to log use SARAB kehte hain…..

Pati :- Sammohan kya hota hai?

Patni :- kisi aadmi ko apne prabhav se vasibhut karke use man chaha kaam kara lena.

Pati :- are , use to SHAADI kehte hai….

Teacher : - who was AKBAR ?

BOY :- AKBAR was GAY.

TEACHER (SHOCKED) :- WHY?

BOY :- We have heard. ----

Laila-Majnu.

Heeer-Ranjha.

Adam-Eve.

Soni-Mahibal.

And only AKBAR-BIRBAL……