Please samajhne ki koshish karo

Please samajhne ki koshish karo,
Raat ko tumhari wajah se neend nahi aayi,
Mat khelo meri zindgi se,
Golu hath jod kar machchhar se kah raha tha……..



Taraste hain tumhe batane ke liye,
Zinda hain tumhare pyaar ko nibhane ke liye,
Kabhi ruht na jana humse,
Varna hum mar bhi jaayenge-
Tumhe manane ke liye…




Ek din khushiyon ne vada kiya-
I will come after 5 days,
“Zindgi ke calendar me dekha to kambakht,
Jeene ke din hi 4 the”…..





Jab kabhi khuda aapko rulaye,
Aapki pelkon me koi aansu thahar jaaye,
Samhal ke rakhna unhe pelkon ke ssep me,
Kya pata kal-
Wo khushiyon ke moti ban jaayein…





Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
Unki chahat ke hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi dil ka haal unhe batana chaha,
Unke mouth se waqt na hone ke bahane nikale….





Comparison is the best way to judge our progress.
But not with others, compare your yesterday with your today….




When ever I feel that-
I miss you,
I close my eyes,
I feel that-
You sit beside me,
I won’t open my eyes bcause –
The fear that you may come out in my tears….

Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy--------

Boy – kya tu mele ko apna address degi?
Girl – pal ku?
Boy – ek din baalat lekal aaunga na….



Life is like a Piano.
White keys are Happy moments,
And –
Black keys are Sad moments.
But remember both keys are played together to give Sweet music…..





Employe :- I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
Boss :- realy? Which 3?
Employe :- ELECTRICITY, TELEPHONE & GAS.





If you break our friendship,
I will hang myself with noodles,
Cut my hand with a rubbar knife,
Blast my head with water pistol,
Don’t laugh I am serious…….





Wo yaron ki mehfil or wo muskurahate,
Pal kabhi gujarti thi zindgi ke waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt gujarta hai-
Un yaadon ko jutane me…..






Waqt aata hai aur chala jata hai,
Iska intezar aur aitbaar kabhi mat karna,
Jo juda hokar bhi baar-baar yaad aaye,
Itna pyaar kisi se mat karna…….






I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I cherish your ways,
I adore
Your style
You are one of a kind , and
You are always on my mind……






Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind,
Beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes,
So enjoy this beautiful night in beautiful dreams,
GOOD NIGHT…





Judge – ab agar kisi ne bhi shor kiya toh use bahar kar dunga.
Kaidi chillaya – o. o. ha. Ha. Hee. Hee. Ho. Ho.
Me cheekh raha hun, mujhe bahar kar do…




Khushi har pal unke pas rakhna,
Humare apno ko tu kabhi na udaas rakhna,
Gham na aaye unke paas,
Mere bhagvan-
Tu nazar-e-karam unpe khas rakhna…..





Jab diljalon se mulakat ho gayi,
Jagmag-jagmag raat ho gayi,
Warna jala dete hum sari duniya ko,
Achchha hua jo barsat ho gayi….





Fill the blanks with yes/no:---
1)……, I am mental.
2)……, I have no brain.
3)……., I have no commonsense.
4)………, I am mad.





Use your heart for LOVE,
Use your mind for THINK,
Use your hands for HELP,
But –
Use your smile to make-
OTHERS HAPPY…




College me ladkiyon ke naam:-
1) Meri wali,
2) Teri wali,
3) Meri bhabhi
4) Aur na pate to – Kamini saali.





Santa – agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya karoge?
Banta – to me khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga…





Santa – tu mujhe 3 crore rupiye de, me tujhe 2 month ke baad lota dunga,.
After 2 month Banta – chal apna wada pura kar.
Santa – le ye lota….





Banta – tumhe kaise pata ki ye murga hai ya murgi?
Santa – bahut aasan hai, patthar mar ke dekho, agar bhaga to murga, aur agar bhagi to murgi…




My sms may be late,
But it will be sweet,
It may be short,
But it will be cute,
My msg may have not perfection,
But it will have affection…




Mili nahi abtak,
Jise khwabo me talas karta hun,
Fir bhi raat bhar usi ke khyalon me duba rehta hun,
Jaane wo k is desh me hai,
Jiska me aaj bhi intezaar karta hun…..





Ram ne Ravan ko mara.(R-R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko mara.(K-K)
Isliye-
Osama ko to Obama ke hathon marna hi tha.(O-O)





Dhoni ki wife se journalist ne puchha- how is Dhoni on bed?
Dhoni ‘s wife replied- sala saari raat bed ke pichhe khada hokar chillata hai BHAJJI aur under dal…





Taazi hawa me phulon ki mahak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki chahak ho,
Jab bhi kholo aap apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho.
GOOD MORNING…..





Boy – mummy mummy wo dekho tut taa hua tara.
Mummy – mai re beta aaj kal koi bharosa nai, patthar feinka hoga Rajnikant ne..





Mana ki izhaar nahi kerte,
Matlab ye nahi ki tumse pyaar nahi kerte,
Maayusi me beet jata hai wo din,
Jis din tumse baat nahi karte….






Thokar khakar gungunana hi zindgi hai,
Gham pee kar muskurana hi zindgi hai,
1 ladki agar dhokha de to-
Sab kuchh bhul kar dusri ko patina hi zindgi hai…






Yun to khamos hi rehti hain aankhein,
Agar samajh sako to bahut kuchh kehti hain aankhein,
Kaun kehta hai ki roti hain aankhein,
Rota to dil hai-
Magar kehti hain aankhein……





Kisi mod pe akele na chhodna,
Armano se bhare dil ko na todna,
Duniya begani hai to kya hua,
Tamanna yehi hai ki aap humari DOSTI na chhodna…..






Jam se na kar itni nafarat,
Ki peeni pade to pee na sako,
Mere dost-
Zindgi me na kar kisi se itni mohabbat,
Ki uske bagair jee na sako…..








2 lover APPLE kha rahe the,
Aankho me aanhkein dal ke,
Ladki Sharma ke- tum itna ghur kyon rahe ho?
Ladka – thoda thoda kha bhukhi, 150/- kilo hai….




Man teri nazaron ke kabil nahin hum,
Unse puchh jise hasil nahi hum,
Mat dar dekh ke hathon me khoon,
Naam likha hai tera katil nahi hum…….





Wafa nahi milti wafa karke,
Hum ne dekha hai ye tazurba karke,
Zindgi to milti nahi,
Aur –
Maut bhi milti hai to zara zara karke….




Kabhi hum tute, kabhi khwab tute;
Jane kitne tukdo me armaan tute,
Har tukda aaina hai zindgi ka,
Har aaina ke sath lakhon jazbaat tute…






Journalist to Santa :- aapka favourite phool kaun sa hai?
Santa – o, so nice question. Phoolon me mujhe Flower bahut pasand hai……




Santa :- me aisa kya karun ki teri shadi ke baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kar jaun, aur tu naraz bhi na ho.
Banta :- meri shadi apni behan se kara de….





New Day,
New Ambitions,
New Dreem,
New Friends,
New Efforts,
New Success,
New Feelings,
Happy Day……




Ek Aah jo Dil ko rula de,
Ek Waah jo Man ko bhula de,
Ek Raah jo Manjil ko mila de,
Aur-
Ek SMS jo apno ki Yaad dila de…..





Sanse ghutne lagi hai ab na satao,
Pyaar hai agar to chale aao,
Jamane se daroge to mar jaayenge hum,
Jo wada kiya tha unko nibhao….






Bina zakhm khaye ehsas nahi hota,
Har koi duniya me khas nahi hota,
Jiski aarzoo dil ko hoti hai,
Wahi shakqs humare paas nahi hota…






Dua na karna mere liye,
Hume dua ki zarurat nahi,
Karni hai to bada dua karna mere liye,
Kyonki kisi ko ab humari zarurat nahi..





Khule aasman per jamin ki talash na kar,
Jeele zindgi khushi ki talash na kar,
Taqdir badal jaayegi apne aap,
Muskurana sikh le wajah ki talash na kar…..





Taras jaoge Mehfil-E-Wafa ke liye,
Kisi se Pyaar na karna rab ke liye,
Jab lagegi Pyaar ki adalat,
Ek din tum bhi chune jaoge saza ke liye….






Khush naseeb kahenge khud ko,
Jo aapse mulakat hue,
Na jane kaise is rishte ki suruat hue,
Nahi bhul paayenge us pal ko,
Pehli baar jab aapse baat hue…






Rishte banana itna aasan hai,
Jaise mitti per mitti se mitti likhna,
Aur-
Nibhana utna hi muskil,
Jaise pani per pani se pani likhna….





Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani,
Na wo hasin din, na wo rate suhani
Fir bhi hume aziz hai unki har nishani,
Chahe dil ka wo dard ho, ya aankhon ka pani…