Aise mili nigahe aapki or se

Aise mili nigahe aapki or se,

Dil ho gaya ghayal charon or se,

Ye to humari nazaron ki bhul hai,

Fir bhi hume hans ke Kabul hai…

Mohabbat ki hare k baat yaad hai hume,

Kyonki baat baat per roye hain hum  sajakar bister,

Zakhmo ka jag jag kar soye hai hum….

Wafa me agar sila hota,

Fir na hume zindgi se koi  gila hota,

Na karte kisi ki justuju,

Agar woe k shakqs hume mila hota….

Laila- me tere pyaar me lut gayi, barbad ho gayi.

Majnu – to karamjali, me tere pyaar me kaun sa Engineer ban gaya…?

Jinki mohabbat sachchi hoti hai,

Wo kab fariyad karte hain,

Zuban se keh nahin sakte,

Par dil se yaad karte hain….

Next year SUMMER to hoga,

SUMMER VACATIONs nahi hongi,

HOLIDAYs to hongi,

HAPPY HOLIDAYs nahi hongi,

KHANA to roz khayenge,

Ek dusare ke TIFFIN nahi honge,

SMS to hone,

But ye poonchh nahin paayenge ki kal BUNK mare ya nahi?,

So enjoy the Last year of your COLLEGE LIFE……

Meri rooh nikalne wali hogi,

Meri sans bikharne wali hogi,

Phir daaman zindgi ka chhutega,

Dhaaga sans ka  tutega,

Phir wapis hum na aayenge,

Phir humse koi na ruthega,

Phir aankhon me nor na hoga,

Phir dil ghum se choor na hoga,

Us pal tum humko thamoge,

Hum se dost mangoge,

Par hum kuchh bhi na bolenge, Aur-

Aankhein bhi na kholenge,

Us pal shayad tum ro doge,

Aur is tarah ek din tum humko kho doge…….

Good morning in Paresh Rawal style:-   “ Utha le  re deva utha le “’eeee”’ Mere ko nahi re baba mere dosto ko “’eeee”’  Duniya se nahi re deva, Nind se.”

Na Mom ki mar se,

Na Dad ke Atyachar se,

Na Doston ki fatkar se,

Na Ladki ke chappalon ki bouchhar se,

Ladke darte hain to bas RAKHI ke Tyohar se…  (09891601209)

Sab mujhe hi kehte hain ki usko bhool  ja.

Lekin-

Koi khuda se yeh dua kyon nahin karta, ki-

Who mujhe yaad  hi na aaya kare…..

Mat gussa karo kisi par itna,

Ki waqt kef aisle par aapko bhi afsos ho jaye,

Kal kya pata aap miss kare hame, aur-

Hum hamesha ke liye miss ho jaye….

Humse koi bhi pyaar nahi karta,

Humara koi bhi intezaar nahin karta,

Shayad hum phoolon ke sath lage huye wo kaantein hain,

Jin per koi kabhi  aitbaar nahin karta…..

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

Yaad na aaye itne badnaam to nahi,

Hume bhulana majburi hi sahi,

Magar sach me bhool jaao ye zaruri to nahi…….

Har dhadkan me 1 raaz hota hai,

Har baat ko batane ka 1 andaaz hota hai,

Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,

Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaj hota hai…

Tumhe pane ki khwahis rakhta hun,

Dil me basane ki zidd rakhta hun,

Agar tu na mili to,

Kisi aur ko patane ka Himmat rakhta hun…

Eae dil kisi ki yaad me rona fizul hai,

Ro to unke liye,

Jo tujhpe nisaar hain,

Unke liye kya rona ,

Jinke aashiq 1000 hain….

Hui hum se ye nadani,

Ki teri mehfil me aa baithe,

Ho ke  zameen ki khak,

Aasman se dil laga baithe….

Love is Air,

Love is Water,

Love is Blind,

I don’t  know which 1 is right.

I just know ‘I LOVE YOU’,

And-

I cann’t  live without “YOU”.

Mujhe ab dard ka hi sahara hai,

Zakhmo ke siba kaun ab humara hai,

Log darte hai maut ke aane se,

Hume to zindgi ne mara hai…..

Girl wearing very short skirt.

Boy :- won’t your mom say anything about your dress.

Girl :- my mom will be very angry, because I am wearing her dress……

Har ek shaqs ne aazmaya humko,

Dil ko khilona samajh ke thukaraya humko,

Pasand kiya jab bhi jisko humne ,

Unse hi  ji bharke rulaya humko…

JOKE:-

Our Syllabus = 90GB

We  study  =  90MB

Retains in Mind  =  90KB

Write in Exam  =  90Byte

Results comes in Binary Digits, i.e.;00,10,11.

Compute Field ki ladki kya Gali degi. :-

Infinite Loop Error?

Virus ke bachche?

1 click marungi to Dharti  se Delete ho ke Pattal me Install hoge…..

Maa ne kaha-  Facebook chhor do.

Abba ne kaha-  Night Pack chhor do.

Doston ne kaha-  Mobile se Balance churana chhor do.

Paaro ne kaha -  Dew Peena chhor do.

Aur ek Din aayega, jab

Girl-friend kahegi :-  Bachche kahenge, MAMU; Ab to humari AMMI Ka PEECHHA  Chhor do.

                                                                                                              

Heartly welcome to cool morning,

Happy welcome to fresh morning,

Great welcome to new morning,

Lovely welcome to nice morning,

I wish to you a enjoyfull good morning…

Unke chehre per is kadar noor  hai,

Ki unki yaad me rona bhi manzoor hai,

Bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko,

Pyaar to humne kiya, wo to bekasoor hain…

Chand per likh du naam aaapka,

Aisa ji chahta hai,

Lekin-

Ek to mera hath wahan tak nahin jata hai,

Dusara –

Ye khyal sala dopahar me hi aata hai…..

Santa- Nurse, me tumse pyaar karta hun.

Nurse – enlish me bolo.

Santa – I LOVE YOU SISTER.

Nurse – ok Brother, I love you too…

Santa – me ek baar apne ghar me bathroom gaya to wahan Sher tha.

Banta – fir kya hua?

Santa – maine Sher ko kaha pehle tu kerle , mera  toh apne aap hi ho gaya…

Dundu – do u know the greatest confusion in the world?

Tintu- Girl’s Smile…..

Khwais aisi karo ki aasma tak ja sako,

Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yun to jine ke liye pal bahut kam hain,

 Jiyo aisi ki har pal me jindgi pa sako…

Dooriyon se fark nahin padta hai,

Baat to dilon ki nazdikiyon se hai,

Dil ke rishte to kishmat se banate hain,

Varna mulaqat to jane kitno se hoti hai,………

Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB.

BUT-

Today if we make a single mistake,

We are called a BULB……

Getting a friend is easy,

Choosing a friend is difficult,

Maintaining a friend is talent,

Continuing the friendship is a god’s gift….

Kisi se itna hi door hona ki-

Use aapki ahmiyat ka ehsaas ho jaye,

Lekin kabhi itna bhi door mat hona ki-

Wo aapke bina jina sikh le…..

2 Pandito me ladai ho rahi thi,

Bahut der ho gayi,

3rea pandit ne puch- tum log aakhir lad kyon rahe ho?

1 pandit ne kaha – jab me lahsun, pyaaz khata hi nahin, tab isne chicken me milaya kyoin…

All beautiful things start from heart,

All bad things start from mind,

Never let the mind rule on your heart,

Let the heart rule your life….

Gila nahin zindgi se mujhko koi,

Khoya wo jo hasil hi nahin tha,

Milti bhi manzil kaise is pagal dil ko,

Chuna wo dariya jiska sahil hi nahin tha…

 Kisi ne kaha tha,

Kisi se na kehna,

Lage chot dil per to khamosh hi rehna,

Jahan chot khana,wahan muskurana;

Maqgar muskurana is kadar ki ro de jamana……

Pyaar me mila har gham uphaar hota hai,

Pyaar wo hota hai-

Jisme intezaar hota hai,

Sadiyon tak intezaar kerte hain wo-

Jinhe apne pyaar se aitbaar hota hai…..

  Roya hai dil. Aankhein muskurayi hain;

Aise hi humne wafa nibhayi hai,

Jo ek lamha na de paya uski khatir,

Humne bahut khushiyan gawayin hain….

Mat puchho aapke bin hum kya kya khote hain,

Aapki yaadon me hum kitna rote hain,

Na din gujarta hai aur na raat,

Bas hamesha bechain se hote hai……

Faslon se intezaar badhata hai,

Intezaar se pyaar aata hai,

Sari zindgi khuda se sajda karo,

Tab jaake aap jaisa pyaar milta hai…

Santa – kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi thi.

Banta – ab kaisi hai?

Santa – ab theek hi hongi, kal se kuwe se awaaz nahin aayi…..

Eyes are best friends,

Dono ek sath jhapakti hain,

Roti hain,

Soti hain,

But-

If they see a GIRL,

Ek hi jhapakti hai.

MORAL:- “A GIRL CAN BREAK ANY STRONG RELATIONSHIP.”

Tu khwab nahin mera jo fariyaad karun,

Tu pyaar nahin mera jo intezar karun,

Tu to DUA hai mere dil ki,

Jis per aakhari saans tak aitbaar karun…

FRIEND :-

F – Full of love,

R – Rare to get,

I – Ideal gift of God,

E – Every time with you,

N – Never forget you,

D – Don’t  forget me……

Har geet ke pichhe saaj hota hai,

Har baat ke pichhe raaz hota hai,

Badnami se mat darna,

Chamakate chand me bhi daag hota hai….

Kyon rulate ho mujhe,

Kyon bhul jate ho mujhe,

Sanam tere sahare to jeer aha hun,

Fir kyon akeli chhod jaati ho mujhe…..

Sardar went to a Girl’s house, to tell his love for her.

He took a Lotus, for proposing her.

But-

Her  mom opened the door.

He says :- Aunty , plz vote for BJP.

Santa – mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai.

Banta – ae Santa per tumhare pass to koi car nahin hai.

Santa – abe gadhe BMW matlab BAHUT MOTI WIFE….

Bus me ladkiyon ke chadne se bus bhar gayi aur Santa reh gaya.

Conductor – no more, no more.

Santa – sale morni-morni chada li aur  hum aaye to no more…..

Banta – dulha ghodi per kyon baithata hai? Dulhan kyon nahin.

        Santa – ghodi per baith kar dulhe ko bhagne ka akhiri mauka diya jata hai….

Ishq karne ka sila usne khub diya,

Dil de ke hume gulam kar liya,

Aisa ishq kiya zalim ne,

Ki zinda hote hue bhi zinda lash bana diya…

Ye aarzu thi kuchh aisa bhi hua hota,

Meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota,

Hum laut aate tere pass ek lamhe me,

Bas ek baar tere labon per mera naam aaya hota….

1)         Why was ADAM the happiest man ever lived? :-- Because he was the only man without a mother-in-law.

Sonu :- tumhari sabse badi takat kya hai?

Monu :- meri wife.

Sonu :- aur sabse badi kamzori?

Monu :- dusron ki wifes….

Bank lootane ke baad DAAKU :-  tune mujhe dekha?

Clerk :- Yes.

Fir Santa se DAAKU ne puchha :- tumne?

Santa :- nahin, per meri wife ne dekha…..

Mohabbat ki ye bhi saja de jaa mujhko,

Yaadein hain teri ,apne sath le jaa isko;

Dil to tod diya hai tune zaalim,

Ab tujhe bhulne ka bahana bhi de jaa….

Yaadon na pana thi bhareli si zindgi,

Sukhane dukh na parasango thi bhareli si zindgi,

Ekla besi ne vichari to juo,

Koi dost vagair ketli adhuri si zindgi……

Kuchh lamhe aur tera sath chahta hun,

Aanhkon me thami wo barsat chahta hun,

Janta hun bahut chahti hai tu magar-

Teri zubaan se ek baar izhaar chahta hun…

Apne hathon ki lakiron me basa le mujhe,

Nasib apna bana le mujhe,

Me kisi aur ka ho na jaun kahin,

Jaldi apni zindgi bana le mujhe….

Ek ajib dastan hai mere afsane ki,

Maine pal-pal koshish ki uske pass aane ki,

Kismet thi meri ya sajis zamane ki-

Dur huie wo utni,

Jitni ummid thi kareeb aane ki….

Banke gajra tere balon me bikhar jaun me,

Banke kajal teri aankhon me lipat jaun me,

Mar kar sath rahe tere, isliye-

Khun  banake ragon me utar jaun me….

Gabbar :- arre wo Sambha, ye kaun hai jo SMS ka jaba hi nahin deta?

Sambha :- sardar ye wo log hain, jo miss call karne ke baad bhi balance check kerte hain…..

Jung me SANTA ne Bullet-proof Jacket ki jagah Machchhardani pehni.

Banta – aisa kyon?

Sonu – jisme machchhar nahin ghush sakta, usme goli kaise ghushegi…

Santa – meri aur Katrina Kaif ki aadat same hai?

Banta – kaunsi?

Santa – na me use SMS karta hun, aur na wo mujhe….

Dost ka matlab----

D = Dard me bhi jo sath ho

O = Oron se jyada khas ho

S = Sabse pyara jiska ehsaas ho

T = Tum par jisko apni sanson se jyada vishwas ho…..

Bhulne wale hume bhul jate hain,

Dil se hum unke nikale jaate hain,

Hoti nahin jab zarurat humari logon ko,

Tab hum kahan kisi ko yaad aatein hain….

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Tujhe kismet se chura na paaye,

Khwabon me bhi apna bana na paaye,

Tujh per marte rahein tamam umra,

Per tujhko kabhi bata na paayein…

Yeh thandi hawa kya gazab kar gayi,

Puraani yaadein taaza kar gayi,

Sookhin thi ye aankhein ek arse se,

Fir kisi ki yaad inme paani bhar gayi….

Wife :- me driver ko ab naukari se nikal rahi hun, because aaj me doosri baar marte-marte bachi hun.

Husband :- Please, use ek aur mouka to do…

Badal gayi lehron ki disha,

Paani zoron se uchhal raha hai,

Humare aansoo ki kya aukat janab,

Aapki yaad me to aaj aasman bhi ro raha hai…..

Sham-e-furqat dhale hum nahin chahate,

Gham se fursat mile hum nahin chahate,

Aaj aansoo bahane se mat rokiye,

Aaj barish thame hum nahin chahate…

Jisne qatal kiya humari aarzoo ka,

Wahi humare wayan per be-kasoor nikale,

Humne to likh diya haal-e-dil,

Ummeed hai tumse koi dua zaroor nikale…

Humse nafarat karo ya mohabbat,

Dono humare haq me behatar hain,

Kyonki-

Agar tum nafarat karoge to hum,

Tumhare dimaag me bas jaayenge,

Agar mohaabat karoge to dil me bas jaayenge…

Chahat to aaj bhi utni hai unki,

Per kismet ke hathon majboor ho gayein,

Dekha jo unme apne liye berookhi,

Hum unki khushi ke liye unse door ho gaye….

Rishton ka guman aapse hai,

Muskaan humari aap se hai,

Aap hume bhul  bhi jao e-jaaneman,

Magar humari har yaad aapse hai…..

Ishwar ki surat Jindgi,

Jindgi ki surat Pyaar,

Pyaar ki surat Vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti, aur-

Dosti ki surat AAP….

Usne kaha mujhe bhool jao,

Maine tumhe dil se nikal diya,

Sukoon mila ye sun kar ki-

Kabhi to uske dil methe hum…

Tammana tere husn ki agar hoti,

To duniya se chin leta tujhe,

Mujhe ishq teri rooh se hai,

Isliye bhagwan se maangta hun tujhe…

Waqt aata hai chala jata hai,

Iska intezaar aur aitbaar kabhi mat karna,

Jo juda hokar bhi baar-baar yaad aaye,

Itna pyaar kisi se mat kerna…

Diwane hain hum, tujhe bhi bana dengein;

Dil me tere pyaar ki shama jala denge,

Raho chahe jitna bhi patthar dil ban ke,

Apni yaadon se tujhe rula denge…

Tasvir teri jo mujhe chhoo jaye,

Meri har saan se teri hi khushboo aaye,

Ye kis mod pe layi hai justuju teri-

Paani me aks mera ho aur-

Tu nazar aaye….

Ae khuda mere pyaar me kuchh aisi baat ho,

Me sochun usko , aur-

Wo mere pass ho,

Meri saari khushiyan mil jaaye usko,

Ek lamhe ko bhi agar wo udaas ho..

Kyun itna kareeb chala aata hai koi,

Kyun mohabbat ka ehsaas dila jata hai koi,

Jab aadat si dil ko ho jati hai uski,

To kyun door chala jata hai koi…

Bheegte rahe baaris me aksar,

Maangi kisi se panah nahin,

Hasratein poori na ho to na sahi,

Per khwab dekhna to koi gunaah nahin…

Meri kahani, mera kissa ho tum;

Meri saanse, meri duniya ho tum;

Tumhe kaise me bhula dun,

Meri hare k saans ka ek hissa ho tum…

A caring friend doesn’t  call or speak,

He makes it with a simple SMS,

Because it doesn’t  speak from Mouth,

It speaks directly from the Heart…

Bewafayi ka dart ha to pyaar kyon kiya,

Tanhayi ka dart ha to iqrar kyon kiya,

Mout bhi poochhegi aane se pehle,

Ki-

Jo nahin aane wali thi uska-

Intezaar kyon kiya…

Badal gayi leharon ki disha,

Paani zoron se uchhal raha hai,

Humare aansooyon ki kya aukat janab,

Aapki yaad me to aaj pura aasman bhi ro raha hai..

Aansooo unki aankhon ke kareeb hote hain,

Rishte dard ke jinko naseeb hote hain,

Doulat dil ki jisne lootayi ho, yaaron-

Wo log kabhi Gareeb nahin hote…

Definition of WIFE :-

The person in your life, who will ask you a  question, answer it herself & den say you are wrong.

Khuli aankhon se sari umar dekha,

Ek aisa khwab jo apna nahin tha,

Aaj tak wo sakhs dil me hai-

Jo us waqt bhi mera nahin tha….

Muskura kar roz mila karo,

Kuchh kaha, kuchh suna karo;

Baatein karne se hi pyaar badhta hai,

Isliye roz humse baat kar liya karo..

Palkon ki hulchal ko iqrar kehte hain,

Kisi ko dhundhe nazar usko intezaar kehte hain,

Kisi ke bina jab dil bechain ho-

Use pyaar kehte hai….

Banke gajara tere baalon me bikhar jaun me,

Ban ke kajal teri aankhon me lipat jau me,

Mar ke sath rahein tere , isliye-

Khoon ban ke ragon me utar jaun me…

Boy :- excuse me.

Girl :- yes.

Boy :- are you a Dictionary?

Girl :- no.

Boy :- but should be a Dictionary, because you have given meaning to my Life..

Meri  baat rahi mere mann me,

Kuchh keh na saka uljhan me,

Mere sane adhoore,

Hue nahin pure,

Aag lagi jeevan me…

Santa ek barat me gaya.

Wahan use baar-baar paani parosa jar aha tha.

Pareshaan hoker Santa chillaya :- gale me paani fans gaya hai, thode Rasgulle do…..

Santa, begam ke liye chappal lene gaya.

Dukandar :- Santa ji size to batao.

Santa :- yaar, wo to me bhool gaya hun. Aisi karo meri kamar pe nishan dekh lo…

Teacher to Santa :- tumne homework kyon nahin kiya?

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Answer given by Santa :- sir, kyonki hum to hostel me rehte hain…

Teri ulfat se mujhe inkar nahin,

Koun kehta hai-

Mujhe tumse pyaar nahin,

Tujhse wada hai mohabbat nibhane ka,

Per mujhe saanson per aitbar nahin…

Kisi ke dukh ka ehsaas hai hum,

Jindgi ka sunahara saaz hai hum,

Dusron ko khushi dene ki koshis kerte hain, per-

Khud pal bhar ki khushi ke mohtaz hai hum…

Mera sawan tum ho, meri pyaas bhi tum ho;

Sehra ki baahon me chhupi aas ho tum,

Tum yun to bahut door ho mujhse,

Ehsas ye hota hai-

Mere dil ke pass ho tum…..

Na de dard mujhe itna sajni,

Me na sah paaunga,

Teri to hai bahut sara dilwar,

Me jeete jee mar jaunga…..

Kash jate waqt ko hum rok sakte,

Sath gujre lamho ko jod sakte,

Kitni yaadein hain jo aapne di hume,

Kash zindgi ko pichhe mod sakte…

Driver to Santa :- sir ji, petrol khatma ho gaya hai, gaddi aage nahin ja sakti.

Santa :- oh shit yaar, chal fir wapis mod le…

Girl to shopkeeper :- aapke pass calculator hai?

Shopkeeper :- CASIO.

Girl :- me thik hun. Aap sunao.

Santa :- oye, bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Banta :- GOOGLE  KAUR.

Santa :- aisa kyon?

Banta :- sawaal 1 karo, jawab 10 milte hain…

Bhikhari :- ek rupaye ka sawal hai bachcha?

Chintu :- Maths ke master sahib bagal me hain, unhi se pooch lo…

Jab se toota hai dil mera,

Na poochho kya halat hoti hai,

Raaton ko uth kar tadapata hun me,

Aur-

Aankhon se aansuo ki barsat hoti hai…

Khud ki zindgi se pyaar nahin,

Aaj bhi tadapata hun tere liye,

Nahin janta kya hai ye, per-

Itna janta hun, tu bani hai sirf mere liye…

There are so many beautiful pairs in the world. :-

Heart & Heartbeats,

Sea & Land,

Rain & Rainbow,

Rose & Red,

Like that-

“YOU & ME”..

Train me khadi ladki ne plateform per khade ladke se poonchha :- koun sa station hai?

Ladka :- jaaneman chumma do to bataunga.

Ladki :- hey bhagwan, BIHAR aa gaya…

Nazarein unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya kasoor,

Har waqt unki khushboo aaye to saanso ka kya kasoor,

Waise to sapne pooch ker nahin aate,

Per-

Sapne uske aaye to raaton ka kya kasoor….

Ek sakhs ki chahat ka arman raha,

Jo sab kuchh janker bhi anjan rahi,

Aati rehti hai wo bas khwabon me,

Bas ek yahi to uska mujhpe ehsaan raha…

Girl :- u were fool enough to believe that I loved  you.

Boy :- I was smart enough to make you believe I did…

Banta :- ye galat baat hai yaar. Tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyon banata hai?

Santa :- kyonki, tu BANTA hai…

Santa bakariyan chara raha tha.

Banta :- in bakariyon ko kahan le jaa rahe  ho?

Santa :- school le jaa raha hun.

Banta :- mujhe pagal samajha hai kya, aaj to SUNDAY hai…..

Jack :- are you Pregnant?

Girl :- not at all.

Jack :- then why whenever I send you a SMS, your delivery report comes….

Apne is dost ko yaad rakhna,

Har pal har lamha pyaar karna,

Humari dosti ki mehak aati rahegi,

Bas apni naak saaf rakhna….

Sadiyon se jaagi aankhon ko,

Ek baar sulane aa jao,

Mana ki tumko pyaar nahin ab humse,

To nafrat hi jatane aa jao…..

Har geet ke pichhe saaz hota hai,

Har baat ke pichhe raaz hota hai,

Badnami se mat darna,

Chamakte chand me bhi daag hota hai…

Traffic police budiya se :- me itni der se siti baja raha tha, ruki kyon nahin?

Budiya :- ab meri siti sunkar rukne ki umar hai kya…

Santa :- yaar Banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi. Kya karun?

Banta :- MESSAGE SENDING FAIL likh kar bhej de…

Jis ki chahat me karar hai,

Jiska milna dusbar hai,

Jo mere hathon ki lakiron me nahin hai,

Us sanam se bahut pyaar hai…

Dil me jo aaya, wo likh diya;

Kabhi Milan, to kabhi judai likh diya;

Teri judai hai ab muqaddar mera,

Le maine apni zindgi ka naam intezaar likh diya…

Jaane wo ab aur kya chahati hai,

Aur kitna aazmana chahati hai,

Dil to tod diya,

Fir bhi kehti hai ki-

Me chahati hun…

Chaha jise dil se,

Usi ne dil se bhula diya,

Ye nazara hai kya ye mere yaaron,

Aaj barsat ne bhi mera ghar jala diya…

Kitna dur nikal gaya,

Rishte nibhate-nibhate khud ko kho diya maine,

Apno ko pate-pate,

Log kehte hain dard hai dil me, aur-

Me thak gaya muskurate –muskurate…

Zuban se kehte nahin,

Dil se fariyad kerte hain,

Khuda hichkiyon se sataye unko,

Jinhe hum dil se yaad kerte hain…

Jyotishi :-  aaj tumhari wife ko jarur dhan labh hoga.

Husband :- aap sach keh rahe hain. Aaj me apna batua ghar per hi bhul gaya hun…

  Santa apna sar paani me duba raha tha.

Wife – kya kar rahe hain?

Santa – dimag chalta nahin hai sala, dekh raha hun kahin pucher to nahin hai.

Jyotishi – tumhare pati ki hatya hone wali hai.

Dolly – wo to thik hai. Aap ye batayiye, me bari to ho jaungi na.

Golu cricket khel kar aaya.

Molu – kitane runs banaye?

Golu – century hone me 100 runs baqi tha ki me out ho gaya…

Santa apni gf ko I LOVE YOU kehta aur gir jata.

Girl – ye kya kar rahe ho?

Santa – I m falling in love.

Sir – wo 3 words batao, jo sabse jyada bole jate hain?

Student – mujhe nahin pata.

Sir – shabbas beta, baith jao.

Wife – agar me mount everest per chadu to tum mujhe kya doge?

Husband – a le, isme puchchhne wali kya baat hai, DHAKKA aur kya.

Santa – dekh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta – abbey wo kaant nahin raha hai, uska zahar khatm ho gaya hoga; to recharge karwane aaya hai..

Tel the right options for me—

1)      I am …..?(normal,cute,rocking)

2)      You can’t beat me at …….?(fight,debate,study,style)

3)      I have great …….?(attitude,smile,nature,eyes)

4)      My looks are ……..?(cool,average,hot,awsume)

5)      You …. Me?(like,hate,ignore,love)

6)      You consider me …….?(friend,best friend,more than that)

Hum bhul jaye use aisi dil ki hasarat kahan,

Wo yaad kare hume itni use fursat kahan,

Jinke charon taraf ho apno ka sath,

Unko ab humari jarurat kahan…

Everything incomplete without ME---

…….MORY,

…….LODY,

CO…..DY,

TI…..,

GA…..,

SO……THING,

……..ANING,

……..ETING,

Even this Lovely  ……SSAGE,

So don’t  forget ME….

Jab kuchh sapane adhure reh jate hain,

Tab dil ke dard aanshoo banke bah jaate hain,

Jo kehte hain ki-

Hum sirf aapke hain,

Pata nahin wo kaise Alvida keh jate hain…

A friend gives support,

A good friend gives Protection,

A best friend gives life, but-

A real friend gives “heart full of love”..