Dil me baj rahe hain taar tere naam ke

 Bikhare rishton ko koi roop de do,

Khilte foolon ko thodi dhup de do,

Aapki yaad aayi to sms kiya humne,

Ab aap yaad aane ka koi sabut de do..

Har koi mohabbat me fana nahin hota,

Kisi ko chahana koi gunah nahin hota,

Log puchhte hain tum kitna pyaar karte ho unse,

Wo kya jaane pyaar kabhi lafzon me wyaan nahin hota….

Aarju-e-safar ka jab humne irada  kiya,

Sath chalane ka usne wada kiya,

Kuchh usko raas na aayin wafa ki baatein,

Kuchh aitbar humne bhi jyada kiya….

Lotus born for water,

Rose born for beauty,

Jasmine born for smile,

You born for me, and

I born for you,

But-

We both born for LOVE….

Samajha do apni yaadon ko,

Wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain,

Aap to dur rehkar satate ho,

Wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai….

Zamane me agar ishq na hota to,

Aashiq ka duniya me naam na hota,

Kaat diye hath un mazdooron ke,

Nahin to mere paas bhi TAJMAHAL hota…

Aaj kal har saqs hume zindgi kaise jiye sikha jata hai,

Unhe koun samajhaye,

Ek khwab humara bhi adhura hai,

Barna humse behtar jina kise aata hai…

Dosti ki hai kasam kabhi bhulana nahin apna ghum,

Kabhi humse chhupana nahin,

Jitna bhi satana hai, sata lo lekin-

Is rishte ko kabhi mitana mat…

Bhid me tha, won a ro saki hogi;

Magar yakin hai, subah tak na so saki hogi;

Wo saqs jise samajhane me mujhe umar lag gaya,

Bichhad ke mujhse kisi ka na ho saki hogi…

Santa :- phone per itni dhimi awaaz me kisse bat kar raha hai?

Banta :- sister se.

Santa :- to fir itni dhimi awaaz kyon?

Banta :- sister teri hai..

Aankhein thak gayi intezaar me,

Waqt ne loota hume bhare bazaar me,

Kyon nahin aayi wo milne,

Hum me kami thi ya-

Humare pyaar me…

Girl :- “I LOVE YOU”.

Boy :- me bhi tumhe “I LOVE YOU” bolun to  kya karogi?

Girl :- khushi se mar jaungi.

Boy :- ja nahin kehta “I LOVE YOU” , ji le apni zindgi….

Best dosti ek kitab ki tarah hai,

Wo kitni bhi purani ho jaye,

Per uske alfaaz nahin badalenge,

Kabhi yaad aaye to panne palat ke dekh lena,

Hum kal jaise the, waise hi milenge…

Ghum wo jo aanshu la sake,

Khushi wo jog hum bhula sake,

Hume to chahiye bas aapki itni si dosti ,

Jo humare marne per aapki aankhon me paani la sake…

Aanshu hai kismet me,

Khushi ki aas kar saku,

Ye dil ko gawara nahin,

Ab bhi tarasti hai aankhein,

Dekhne us ujale ko,

Jis per ab haq humara nahin…

Kar sitam kitni bhi mujh per,

Is dil me dhadkan tere naam ki hogi,

Khwahish to adhuri hai bahut,

Magar aakhiri khwahish teri deedar ki hogi…

Us waqt meri halat ko dekh kar aasman bhi ro pada,

Ae doston,

Jab ladkiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum ho gayi…

Boy to girl :- do u hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at Night?

Girl :- yes.

Boy :- can I replace it for the rest of your life?

Hume aapse koi sikwa nahin,

Sayad humari kismet me aapki chahat nahin,

Mere taqdir ko likh kar khuda bhi mukar gaya,

Puchha to bola ye mera likhabat nahin….

Zindgi ko tanha virano me rehne do,

Ye wafa ki baatein khyalon me rehne do,

Haqiqat me aazmane se toot jate hain dil,

Ye ishq mohabbat kitabon me rehne do….

Taqdir banana wale,

Tune bhi bhi had kar di,

Taqdeer me kisi aur ka naam likha, aur-

Dil me chahat kisi aur ki bhar di…..

Apano ki tarah saja ke rakhun,

Duniya se chupa ke rakhun,

Mere taqdir me tera sath nahin,

Warna tujhe apna khuda banake rakhun….

Un patharon se kya shikwa,

Jo hum per barse teri galiyon me ,

Hume to shikayat tere labon se hai,

Jo aah  bhi na bhar sake…

Udaas na hona , kyonki me aapke liye khas hun;

Samane na sahi, per aas paas hun;

Palkon ko band kar jab dil me jhankoge,

Me har pal aapke sath hi nazar aaunga..

A smile is like a Sim Card, and-

Life is like a Cellphone,

Whenever  you insert the sim card of a smile,

A beautiful day is activated…

Good morning…

Dil me baj rahe hain taar tere naam ke,

Aankhon me hai sitare tere naam ke,

Meri taraf mudkar to dekho,

Tum bin hum nahin hai kisi kaam ke…

Teacher :- 1 saal me kitni rate hoti hai?

Smart Santa :-  10 raatein hoti hai.

Teacher :- kaise?

Santa :- 9 navratri, aur 1 shivratri….