Hardwork is a cup of milk,
Luck is like a spoon of sugar,
God always give sugar to those,
Who have a cup of milk…..
Wo badale is kadar hum hairan reh gaye,
Wo khus hain hum pareshan reh gaye,
Jane kab ye jaan nikal jaye,
Hum apne hi jism me mehman reh gaye….
Me ghar late aaya to dad ne puchha:- where were you?
Me bola- friend ke ghar tha.
Dad ne mere hi samane 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha- haan uncle, yahin par tha.
2 ne kaha- abhi just nikla hai.
3 ne kaha- yahin hai uncle,padh raha hai, phone du kya?
1 ne to had hi kar di-
haan papa bolo kya hua?
Ab bolo hare k friend jaruri hota hai ki nahin…..
A rose doesn’t means
for proposing love.
It also mean:-
R – rare,
O – ones,
S – supporting,
E – entire life.
Be a rose for someone forever…..
Distance cannot separate anyone .
Time cannot bind anyone.
If feelings are true from the heart,
Then just close your eyes,
U can find anyone….
Khushiyon me meri muskan ho tum,
Gham me khushi ki pehchan ho tum,
Duniya ke liye meri shan ho tum,
Par mere liye to meri jaan ho tum….
Zakhm jab mere sine ke bhar jaayenge,
Aanshu bhi moti ban ke bikhar jaayenge,
Ye na puchho kis kis ne dhokha diya,
Warna kuchh apno ke chehare utar jaayenge….
Santa @ medical store :- I need poison.
Shopkeeper :- I cannot sell you. Until you have
prescription.
Santa showed his weding card.
Shopkeeper :- badi botal dun ya chhoti……
Road nu speed limit,
Exam nu time limit,
Building nu hight limit,
Love nu age limit,
But-
Friendship nu no limit…..
Love is when you cannot hate,
No matter how much wrong is done to you.
If you can love beyond all the hurt’s & pain’s then-
Its true love…..
Santa ki chappal kisi ne chura li.
Wo sidha Kabristan gaya.
Udhar baith gaya ,
Aur kehne laga :-
“Sala humse bach ke kahan jayega? Ek na ek din to yahan
aayega.”
Humari jindgi me aap bahut khas hain,
Har pal aapki duri ka ehsaas hai,
Jab bhi aapka SMS nahi aata,
To lagta hai ki-
Humare Mobile ka aaj upwas hai….
Santa : Johny. Hum to udti chidiya ke phankh gin lete hain.
Banta : isme kaun si badi baat hai, 2 hi to hote hain…..
Zaruri nahi ki PYAAR ki manzil mil jaaye,
Jise hum chahate hain wo hame mil jaaye,
Na mile to na kaho use Bewafa,
Dua karo ki koi humse se bhi Pyaara use mil jaaye…..
Bina wada bhi tera intezaar hai,
Juda hoke bhi tumse pyaar hai,
Gwahi deti hai tere chehre ki udasi,
Milne ko mujhse tub hi bekarar hai……
Relationship is like a Violen,
Music may stop now and then,
But strings are attached forever,
So if you are in touch or not,
You are Always Remember…….
Once life asked death : why people
love me and hate you?
Death replied : because you are a beautiful lie and I am a
painful truth….
Zindgi se humne kuchh manga hi kahan,
Bas tujhse mangte rahe thodi si wafa,
Ummid humne kuchh jyada hi kar liya,
Na tera koi kasur na meri koi
khata…..
Respect the feelings of people who touched your heart.
Because-
You will never know when they will just walk out of your
life and never come back…
Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for you.
But-
Life is living for someone who is happy because of you……
Mahfil na sahi tanhayi to milti hai,
Milna na sahi judai to milti hai,
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuchh nahin milta,
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai…
Santa : ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Wife : kyon aapke dost chura lenge?
Santa : nahin , pehchan lenge……
Santa : tumhare PAPA kitne saal ke hain?
Banta : jitne saal ka me hun.
Santa : kaise?
Banta : jis din me paida hua, usi din to wo PAPA bane…
No toil,
No kholi,
Khao goli,
Aur –
Raho sloly,
Kyonki –
Oh my dear friend AAJ-
HOLI hai,
Yaad rakhna sabse pehle wish kiya hai.-
HAPPY HOLI.
SANTA : ZARA SI DIL ME DE JAGAH TU.
Banta : thodi aur jagah ho to mere liye bhi mang lena. Ghar
ka kiraya bahut badh gaya hai….
Dur ho humse to kya ghum hai,
Tum bin hum jinda hain ye kya kam hai,
Na dard kam hai, na aansu kam hai;
Dekhte hain yaad aanewale me kitna dam hai…
Days are too busy,
Hours are too few,
Seconds are too fast,
But –
There is always a time for me to say –
Hi to someone as sweet as you…….
Relationship is a book.
It takes few seconds to burn.
But –
Takes years to write.
So write it carefully.
You have a nice page in my little life…..
Ae kalam jara ruk-ruk ke chal,
Kya gazab ka mukaam aaya hai,
Thodi der thehar ja use dard na ho,
Teri nok ke neeche mere yaar,
Ka naam aaya hai….
Aap sochte honge hum itne SMS kyon karte hain.
Ans : bhartiye shiksha abhiyan ke antargat aapko roj kuchh
na kuchh padhna jaruri hai..
Padhega India, tabhi to badhega India…
Har naye din me ek nayi aas ho,
Har dua ka saya aapke sath ho,
Koi bhi dukh chhu na sake aapko,
Bas muskurahat hi muskurahat aapke pass ho…
When you start your day,
Keep 3 words in your pocket :-
Try, true & trust.
Try : for better future,
True : with your work,
Trust : in God, goodmorning.
Santa ki chappal kisi ne chura li.
Wo sidha kabristan gaya,
Aur wahan baith gaya.
Aur kehne laga ki-
Bach ke kahan jayega, 1 na 1 din to aayega hi yahan…
Ek din ek lady tota kharidne gayi.
Lady- iski kya khashiyat hai?
Shopkeeper- ye bolta hai.
Lady ne tote se puchha- me kaisi lagti hun?
Tota – saali characterless lagti hai.
Lady – ye to bahut batmiz tota hai.
Shopkeeper tota ko amder le gaya,
Aur zor se water me duba kar puchha-
Bol ab gaali dega?
Tota – nahin, kabhi nahin dunga.
Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha- ab puchhiye?
Lady :- agar mere
ghar per 1 aadami aaye to tum kya kahoge?
Tota :- aapka Pati
hai.
Lady :- agar 2?
Tota :- aapka Pati aur Devar.
Lady :- agar 3?
Tota :- Pati, Dever aur Bhai.
Lady :- agar 4?
Tota :- paani le aao bhai, maine to pehle hi kaha tha saali
characterless hai….
Jab dil udaas ho hamesha baat kar lena,
Jab dil chahe mulaqaat kar lena,
Rehte hain hum aapke dil ke kone me,
Waqtmile to talaas kar lena……
Zulfon ke narm andhere hain,
Jimson ke garm ujaale hain,
Jeete jee jinko pyaar mila,
Wo log kismet wale hain…….
Yaadon ki shama jab bujhti dikhayi degi,
Teri har saans meri wajud ki gawahi degi,
Tum apne ander ka shor kam karo,
Meri har aahat tumhe sunayi degi..
Life is beautiful.
1 day,
1 hour,
1 minute,
Its not going to come again.
So please avoid Fight and Anger.
Speak Lovely & Spread Your SMILE….
Rang De Basanti Movie dekh kar Santa ko bahut gussa aa gaya.
Banta :- why are you so angry?
Santa :- puri movie me Basanti ko dikhaya hi nahin…
Apnapan dikha ke juda na hona,
Bina soche samajhe kabhi khafa na hona,
Duniya me fir hum kisi ko apna na kahenge,
Aap bhi sab ki tarah Bewafa na hona…
Todne ke liye wada kiya nahin jata,
Soch samajh kar pyaar kiya nahin jata,
Yakin karo PYAAR ho ya DOSTI,
Dil se ho to uske bina ek Pal bhi jiya nahin jata…
Aapke akelepan me aapka sath nibhayenge,
Aapki tanhayiyon me aapke pass hum aayenge,
Aap ek baar mujhe awaz dekar to dekho,
Khud ro kar bhi aapko hasayenge…..
are kuchh der to tahar
jaayiye
hume chhod kar na yun
jayiye
kya pata hum kal rhe
na rhe
ab to thoda muskura
dijye
are aapki jaane ki zid
hi hai itni
to koi baat nahin per
kuchh der to ruk jayiye
naa kisi aur ka sahi,
per kuchh apna-
aur kuchh humara kaha
to man lijiye
1 ya 2 pal nhi, kuchh
minutes to ruk jaayiye
hume aapka jaane ki
koi iltala nhi,
per abhi nhi, kuchh
der baad jayiye
ab to kuchh pal tahar
jayiye
kitna surur raat ki tanhayiyon me tha,
chup tha chand jaise rusbayiyon me tha,
log jag rahe the apni ibadat ke liye,
aur-
dil uski yaad ki gahrayiyon me tha….
Teacher : ek aisa sentence batao, jisme URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI
AUR ENGLISH KA SAHI use hua ho?
Santa : ishq di gali vichno entry….
Meri aankhon me mat dekh apna bana lenge,
Na dil ke karib aa mohabbat sikha denge,
Gehra hai tujhse rishta itna ki,
Khwabon me aaye to teri nind chura lenge…….
Har saans keh jati hai ek kahani,
Har subah le aati hai nayi kahani,
Raste to badalte hain har din,
Lekin manzil reh jati hai wahi purani…..
Wife : tum meri taraf face karke soya karo ji; mujhe raat ko
dar lagta hai.
Husband : waah ri smart aurat, aur me chahe dar-dar kar mar
hi jaun…
N : nav chetna
A : akhand jyoti
V : vighna nasak
R : ratjageshwari
A : anand dayi
T : trikal darshi
R : rakshan karti
A : anand mayi MAA DURGA bless you & your family.
Happy Navratri.
Agar duniya itni achhi hoti to koi bhi yahan rote hue nahin
aata.
Aur –
Agar itni buri hoti to, jate waqt koi kisi ke liye rota
nahin….
Everyone in the world would say, “you have changed a lot.”
But –
No one in the world would look into your eyes and say, “you have compromised a lot.”
Khubsurat hai zindgi khwab ki tarah,
Jaane kab tut jaaye kanch ki tarah,
Mujhe na bhulna kisi baat ki tarah,
Apne dil me hi rakhna ek yaad ki tarah…..
Milna itefak tha,
Bichadna nasib tha,
Aur itna dur ho gaya,
Jitna karib tha,
Hum unhe dekhne ko taraste hi rah gaye,
Jinki hatheli per mera nasib tha…..
Nurse : udas kyon baithe ho sir?
Dr. Santa : dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha, wo mar
gaya.
Nurse : sir, who operation nahin tha; postmortem tha….
Jab paas thi to pane ki aarzoo na thi,
Jab ja rahi hai wo mujhse dur,
To use pane ki had sata rahi hai,
Jab thi use mohabbat , to use ye kahne ki himmat na thi,
Per jab aaj wo mere dil ko dard ka tofa dekar ja rahi hai,
To mujhe usko ‘I LOVE YOU’ bolne ki aarzoo sata rahi hai…..
Everybody knows how to build a beautiful house.
But –
Only a few people knows how to live beautifully in the
house……
Hamare bin adhure tum rahoge,
Kabhi koi tha hamara tum khud kahoge,
Naa honge hum to ye aalam naa hoga,
Milenge bahut lekin koi humsa naa hoga….
Smile will be complete, when it begins with your heart;
Reflects in your eyes,
And ends with a glow on your face,
Wish you such smiling moments all time in your life…..
Zindgi lahar thi, aap sahil huye;
Naa jane hum kaise aapke kabil huye;
Naa bhulenge hum us hasin pal ko,
Jab aap hamari zindgi me samil huye……
Santa aasman me dekh raha tha.
Banta : kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa : me soch raha hun, itne bade SURAJ ka ghar kitna bada
hoga?...
Relationship doesn’t
need powerful eyes,
A cute voice or a lovely face,
It always needs a –
Beautiful responsible heart with trust….
Parents is my eyes,
Love is my heart,
Teacher is my brain,
Brother is my hand,
But –
Friends is my Blood…..
Love is beautiful like butterfly,
When you try to catch it,
It will fly away,
But –
When you cool and silent,
It will come and touch ‘YOU’….
Milne ki khushi,
Judai ka gham,
Kitne udas aur-
Tanha hain hum,
Kaise kahein ki kaise hain hum,
Bas itna samajh lena ki –
Bina aap ke bahut akele hain hum……
I never felt true love untill I was with you.
And never felt true sadness untill you left me.
ME+YOU=LOVE
Always & forever….
Aisa bhi kya jeena mera,
Ki pal pal tadapta hun me,
Kisi ki yaad me,
Kisi ki intezaar me,
Roz jeeta aur roz marta hun me…
Aaj phir aap se baat karne ko jee chahta hai,
Aur –
Paas baith kar baat karne ko jee chahta hai,
Itna hasin tha aapke aansu pochhne ka andaaz,
Ki –
Aaj phir rone ko jee chahta hai…
Mere alfazon ko zuth na samajhna,
Yaad aate ho bahut,
Milne ki dua karna,
Jee raha hun tumhara naam lekar,
Mar jaun to bewafa naa samajhna…
Agar pyaar mile, to uski kadar kar lena;
Hum dur bhi jaayen to intezaar kar lena,
Vaise hum ruthte nahin,
Gar ruth bhi jaayen, to dua kar hume mana lena….
Teacher : murgiyon ki tangein chhoti kyon hoti hai?
Santa : sir, agar murgiyon ki tangein lambi hui toh eggs gir
kar tut jaayenge….
You can be happy in your life at all times,
If you simply avoid 2 things : -
1)comparing, and
2)expecting,
Life will be more beautiful…..
Bechain raaton ko rahat nahin hai,
Mujhe phir bhi usse sikayat nahin hai,
Me haq apna uspar jataun to kaise,
Wo chahat hai meri, virasat nahin hai…
Life runs on 2 golden rules. : -
1)
Accept the things which you cann’t change.
2)
Change the things which you cann’t accept……
Santa : me apni wife ko kya gift dun?
Banta : Diamond ring de.
Santa : nahin, me kuchh bada dena chahta hun.
Banta : fir Tractor ka tyre de de…
Nayi si subah,
Naya sa savera,
Suraj ki kirno me hawaon ka basera,
Khule aasman me suraj ka chehara,
Mubarak ho aapko ye khubshoorat savera.
Good Morning.
END is not End.
In fact E.N.D. is = EFFORT NEVER DIES.
NO is not Denial.
N.O. is = NEXT OPPORTUNITY.
So always Be POSITIVE & Think POSITIVE…..
Diwangi se milti hai safalta,
Kyonki –
Diwangi aapse wo sab kuchh kara deti hai,
Jiski aapne kalpana bhi nahin kiyein ho…..
Khubshoorat dilon ki talash karo,
Khubshoorat cheharon ki nahin,
Kyonki –
Cheharon ki khubshoorti to 1 din me khatm ho jati hai,
Lekin Khubshoorat dil hamesha Khubshoorat hi rehta hai…..
Bhikhari : 10 rupees de do, mobile recharge karke girlfriend
ko call karna hai.
1 man : wah, bhikhari ne bhi Girlfriend banayi hai.
Bhikhari : naa ji, Girlfriend ne bhikhari banaya hai…..
Good Morning,
A cup of hot HELLO,
A plate of crispy WISHES,
A spoon of sweet SMILES and,
A slice of great success,
Specially for you….
Success is like a train.
It has several compartments.-
AIM,
ATTITUDE,
ACTION,
ANALYSIS,etc..
But –
Leading all those is engine of “BELIEF ON SELF”..
Waqt har dard ki dawa ban jaati hai,
Kabhi paas to kabhi door le jaati hai,
Taklif hoti nahin is dard se,
Kyonki –
Dard khud dawa ban jaati hai…..
BILL GATES never did LAXMI POOJA.
But HE is RICHEST MAN.
Einstein never did Sarswati Pooja.
But he was Most Intelligent.
So believe in work, not in Luck….
Baat banti hai dil se,
Dil banta hai dost se,
Dost banta hai pyaar se,
Pyaar banta hai parivar se,
Parivar banta hai ghar se,
Aur –
Ghar banta hai Viswas se……
Teacher : tum late kyon aaye ho?
Boy : mom dad fight kar rahe the.
Teacher : Wo fight kar rahe the, to tum kyon late aaye?
Boy : kyonki , mera 1 shoe mom ke paas tha aur dusara dad ke
paas tha….
Aapki yaad kaise aayegi,
Aap ye kyun samajh naa paate hain,
Yaad to sirf unki aati hai,
Hum kabhi jinko bhul jaate hain.
I MISS YOU…….
The more anger
towards,
The past you carry in your heart,
The less capable,
You are of loving in the Present….
I think you are very careless.
You come & leave things behind.
See now what you have left.
You just came in my mind,
And –
Left a SMILE on my Face…….
Nurse : mubarak ho aap Papa ban gaye.
Man : meri wife ko nahin bolna, me use surprise dunga…..
Smiling is the best Anti virus in the world.
It protects your life.
Windows from fatal.
Viruses of Sorrow,
And –
Hopelessnes.
So update your Antivirus daily……
Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,
Rakh lo apni nigaahon me,
Tum bin jee naa paayenge tanha,
Dam bhi nikale to nikale teri baahon me……
Boss : tumparindo ke baare me sab jaante ho?
Boy : yes.
Boss : achha ye batao, wo kaun sa parinda hai jo udd nahin
sakta?
Boy : mara hua parinda…..
Pyaar hazar nahin sirf ek chahiye,
Sukh-dukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye,
Hum kisi ko bhulate nahin, lekin –
Jo hume rakhe yaad aisa yaar chahiye…….
Humare bin adhure tum rahoge,,
Kabhi koi tha hamara tum khud kahoge,
Naa honge hum to naa ye aalam hoga,
Milenge bahut lekin koi humsa naa hoga……
Santa ne apne 6 month ki baby ki Birthday parti rakhi.
Kisi ne puchha : 6 month ke baby ka birthday kaise?
Santa : hum semester system ko follow karte hain……
Koi badi daulat na haweli,
Naa zaaydad mangta hun,
Mere khuda bas us insan ko Sada Khush rakhna,
Jisse me apni zindgi maangta hun ….
Hum ye nahin chahte ki koi aapke liye Dua naa mange.
Hum to bas itna chahte hain ki –
Koi Dua me aapko naa mange…..
College me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Class me dilon ka mel hota hai,
Padhai nahin lovemail hota hai,
Isiliye to DON hamesha Fail hota hai….
Kaash sapne haqiqat hote,
To me har sapne me tujhe dekha karta,
Kaash zindgi me har dua puri hoti,
To me har dua me tujhe manga karta……
Girlfriend : aapke bina mera jee nahin lagta?
Santa : jee nahin lagta , to isme kya hai? Soniye , Star
Plus laga lo. Wo bhi achhe channel hain….
A nice thought :
Spend a day without bothering.
What others do or think.
Half of your problems will die…
Rakh hausla wo manzar bhi aayega,
Pyaase ke paas chal kar samundar bhi aayega,
Thak kar naa baith ye manzil ke musafir,
Manzil bhi milegi, aur milne ka maza bhi aayega……
Anyday if you are –
Rejected,
Confused,
Hurt,
Depressed,
And you wish to meet the best person,
Who can solve all your problems,
Look into the mirror…..
Taxi driver to Santa : Santaji, petrol khatm ho gaya hai,
gaddi aage nahin ja rahi.
Santa : koi baat nahin, gaddi pichhe le lo…
Pyaar sabhi ko jina sikha deti hai,
Wafa ke naam per marna sikha deti hai,
Pyaar nahin kiya to karke dekho,
Zalim har dard sehna sikha deti hai……
If you want to be happy for a sort time,
-
Get drunk,
If you want to be happy for a long time,
-
Fall in Love,
But if you want to happy forever,
-
Don’t
even think of these two……
Santa ki modern wife ne use office jate waqt kaha : see you
in the evening.
Santa gusse me : me bhi tujhe dekh lunga. Dhamki kisko deti
hai?...
Galti karke wo galti ka naam puchhti hai,
Dard de ke dawa ka naam puchhti hai,
Mar gaye hum unki is ada pe hoke, ki –
Meri jaan meri Jaan ka naam puchhti hai…..
Tum jise chaho apna andaz de dena,
Haq itna sa mujhe aaj de dena,
Nazrein duniya ki jab, tumhe tanha chhod de;
Us mod per mujhe ek awaaz de dena…
Wo hase to khushi mujhe hoti hai,
Wo roye to aankhein meri roti hai,
Tum bhi mehsus karna ae doston,
Mohabbat kuchh aisi hin cheez hoti hai…
Doctor : kaise aana hua?
Santa : bas Dr. saab tabiyat thik nahin hai.
Doctor : drinks lete ho kya?
Santa : haan leta to hun, per chhota hin pack banana….
Santa : yaar ‘I LOVE
YOU’ bolne ka sabse achha din kaun sa hoga?
Banta : 1 April, ladki fasi to Cool, nahin to April-fool……
Wife : aap bahut mote ho gaye ho?
Santa : tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho?
Wife : me to MAA banane wali hun.
Santa : me bhi to baap banane wala hun……
Mujhe tujhse bepanah pyaar rahega,
Teri yaadon se ye dil gulzaar rahega,
Kitni bhi door chali jaa tu mujhse,
Har pal tera besabri se intezaar rahega…..
Unki nazar ka jhukna ek baar ho gaya,
Ek teer dil ke paar ho gaya,
Khud ko bahut samhala unke baar se,
Magar naa chahte hue bhi unse pyaar ho gaya….
Naa karo tamanna kisi ko pane ki,
Badi bedard nigah hai zamane ki,
Khud ko bana lo kabil is kadar,
Ki rakhe log tamanna sirf tumhe paane ki……
Banta : dulha ghodi per kyon baithta hai? Dulhan kyon nahin?
Santa : ghodi per baith kar dulhe ko bhagane ka aakhiri
mauka diya jata hai….
Dil hota hai naazuk,
Ise dhukaraya na karo,
Jo aapse pyaar kare,
Use rulaya naa karo,
Kya mera hi farz hai aapko yaad karne ka
Kabhi to aap bhi hume yaad kiya karo….
Zindgi me bar-bar ye mukam aaye,
Hum ek dusre ke kaam aaye,
Bas –
Itni si dua hai rab se,
Ki agle janam me bhi tumhare doton me humara naam aaye….
If you can Smile at the moment,
When you are completely broken.
Then remember –
There is nothing in this world,
That can break you next time…..
Umbrella cannot stop rain.
But allows us to stand in rain.
Confidence may not bring success.
But –
It gives the power to face challenges….
