Shair kabhi chupakar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar bar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo shakhs hai jo,
HAPPY NEW YEAR,
kehne ke liye 2 din ka intezaar nahi kar sakte…
Haqiqat ki raho me sapne tut jaate hain,
Mausam badle to phul bhi murjha jaate hain,
Kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo Ae-dost,
Phir kehna mat ki Apne kyon ruth jaate hain?……
Yaadon ka wo silsila sajake rekhna,
Apka wo apnapan nibhaye rekhna,
Jaan to nahi maaangi aapse,
SIRF guzaarish hai ki-
HAMESHA ye Rishta banaye rekhna…..
Ajab-ajab se zehen-o-dil me,
Khayal taqseem ho rahe he,
Mujhe mohabbat si ho gayi he,
Tumhe mohabbat sikha-sikha ke……
Mere akele udash ghar me,
Wafa ki khushbu lutaane aaye,
Me roz jakhmi hua karungaa,
Agar wo marham lagane aaye……
GOLU- Tune shadi kyon nahi ki?
MOLU- Me koi achchhi Ladki chahta hu.
GOLU- Kya ab tak nahi mili?
MOLU- Mili but wo bhi achchha Ladka chahati hai…..
Ped ki daal pe baitha Parinda,
Daali ki kamjori ya uske hilne se nahi darta,
Kyonki usko daali per nahi,
Apne Pankhon per wishwas rehta hai,
Always Trust Your-self,
Do you are BEST..
GOOD MORNING….
A man asked to VIVEKANAND- Sab kuchh khone se bura kya hai Swamiji?
Swamiji replied- Wo UMEED khona ,jiske bharose per hum sab kuchh paa sakte hai…..
Indian cinema industry me sabse pehle kiska Email-id tha?
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Nahi ,
Nahi pata,
Shammi Kapoor ka,
Kyonki wo hi sabse pehle bola-
“YAHOO”…..
2 twins apne kamre me baithe the.
Ek hans ke lot-pot ho raha tha,
Dusara udas tha.
DAD- Tum itna kyon hans rahe ho?
Pehala twins- Mammy ne dono baar isi ko nehala diya…
Sapna aankhon me ye kaisa sanjo liya,
Paane ki chah me sab kuchh kho diya,
Logon ne kaha iska Ilaaj hai RAB ke pas,
Maine jakhm dikhaya to,
RAB ne bhi ro diyaa…
Boy to girl- I love you.
Girl- Tameez se baat karo.
Boy- Om Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnu wid due respect I beg to say that-
I LOVE YOU DEVIJI……'
Aaj dur se hi koi Salam kar gaya,
Apni yaadon ka Gulam kar gaya,
Apni Jindgi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise,
Aaj wo hi hume neelam kar gaya…
Mere RAB ne ye karam Anokha rakha,
Dee sari khushi per Tanha rakha,
Tut jata hai har khwaw pura hokar,
Isliye maine Har Khwaw adhura rakha….
Be wajah usne kyon duri kar di,
Bichhad ke Mohabbat hi adhuri kar di,
Meri Kismat me GAM aaye,
To kya,
KHUDA ne uski Khwahish to puri kar di…
Ashko ko Moti bana deta hai Pyaar,
Zakhmo per Marham laga deta hai Pyaar,
Jab jine ki wajah hi naa bachi ho,
Tab Maut ko bhi Jindgi bana deta hai Pyaar…
SANTA- Aaj party kyon de rahe ho?
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BANTA- Aaj mera Scooter kho gaya hai.Bhagwan ka sukra hai ki me us per nahi tha, warna me bhi kho jata…
LIGHT- Bole to ho gayi hai Night,
To band karne ka Tube-light,
Aur so jaane ka Keep quite,
Bole to wo Sweet-dream wala,
GOOD NIGHT….
Jo har sham tumhe sataye,
Jo har raat tumhare gaalon ko chum jaaye,
Jo har suabh tumhare kaano me kuch kah jaaye,
Maar do use,
Wo Machchhar hai,
Kahi DENGU na ho jaaye…..
KID- Why some of your hair are white dad?
DAD- Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
KID- Now I understand why Grandpaa’s hair are All White……
Palko ki Hulchal ko ikrar kehate hai,
Kisi ko dhunde jab nazar to use Intezaar kehate hai,
Kisi ke bina jab dil bechain ho,
To use PYAAR kehate hai…
You are my Sweet Friend ho naa,
Never want you to khona,
I want a place in your HEART kona,
Otherwise I will start rona,
Please one Smile kar do naa…..
Ishq ne hume benaam kar diya,
Har khushi se anjaan kar diya,
Humne kabhi nahi chaha ki,
Ishq hume bhi ho,
Per Sheela ki jawani ne hume neelam kar diya…
Ek Premi ne Premika ke liye Shayari likhi.
Kya teri chal, kya teri leela,
Kya teri chal, kya teri leela,
Me tera TEESMAR KHAN, aur tu meri SHEELA…..
Bina dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jaate,
Bina pyaar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jaate,
Jindgi me ek baat yaad rekhna,
Kisi ko rulake apne Sapne sajaye nahi jaate….
Man asked a Sculptor- How do you make such beautiful idols from Stone?
He replied- Idols & images are already hidden there,
I remove only unwanted stone….
Bhul nahi paate,
Naa jaane unme kya baat hai,
Kal se bhi Tanha aaj ki RAAT hai,
Kal aur Aaj me sirf phark itna hai,
Kal wo sath the,
Aaj yaado ke sath hai….
Utha le re deva,
Utha le, mere ko nahi re,
Mere dost ko uthale,
Upar nahi re baba,
So raha hai,
Nind se utha le…..
Good Morning.
Pati ne Suhaagraat par Ghunghat khola.
500/- Rs. muh dikhayi ke diye.
Patni- Pati ho isliye maan gayi,
Warna me 2000/- se kam me nahi leti….
Dua me lab par sawal rekhna,
Hothon par apni muskaan rekhna,
Chahtee ho agar Khushiyaan humse,
To,
Hamesha KHUSH rehna aur apna KHYAL rekhna…
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