SMS

 

Confusion hi Confusion----

Jawaharlal Nehru said--  “Laziness is the biggest Enemy.”

and,

Mahatma Gandhi said--  “Always love ur Enemy.”

 

Ab batao yaaron BAPU ki sunu ya CHACHU ki…..

 

Zindgi me itna dur naa jana ki,

Kahi aap humko dekh naa paye,

Humein din me ek baar to yaad kar liya karo,

Kahi hum aap ke dil se nikal naa jayein…………

 

Teacher- What is the difference between Himami & Sunami?

Gunda- Himami is face wash,

                   &

              Sunami is total wash……

 

If a Raindrop means- “I LOVE YOU.”

Then,

When u ask me---- “How much I love u?”

I replied—“ It would rain all day & every times.”

 

Ek andha Police me bharti hone gaya.

Officer- hum tumhe kis liye rakhe?

Andha- “Andha-dhund firing ke liye.”

 

Bahane-bahane se aapki baat karte hai,

Harpal aapki fariyad karte hai,

Itni baar aap saans v naa lete honge,

Jitni baar hum aapko yaad karte hai….

 

 

Nind se karu me to kya shikwa,

Nind se karu me to kya shikwa yaaron,

Ye nind v to us chehre ki diwani hai,

Jo mujhe sone tak nahi deta…

 

Nind ne aankho se jo Palko ko uthaya hai

Koi hai jo aaj Dil ko bahut yaad aaya hai,

Waise to aapki yaad roz aati hai,

Lekin aaj to jaise koi tufaan aaya hai….

 

Kab saath nibhate hai log,

Aanshu ki tarah bichhad jaate hai log,

Wo jamana aur tha,

Log rote the Gairo ke liye,

Aaj to ye samay aaya hai ki,

Aapno ko rulaakar muskuraate hai log….

 

Naa jane maut kyon nahi aati,

Ye sanse band kyon nahi ho jati,

Nafrat hai es jindgi se mujhe,

Naa jane fir v bhagvaan ko meri yaad kyon nahi aati……..

 

Aankhon me koi hazaro sapne sajaye hai,

Ae Bhagvaan pura ho har sapna unki nigaahon ka,

Jo es samay mere SMS pe apni nazare jamayein baithe hai…..

 

Hum ruthe hue dilon ko manane me rah gaye,

Gairo ko apna dard sunane me rah gaye,

Manzil humare karib se gujar gayi,

Aur hum auro rasta dikhane me rah gaye………….

 

Ye najuk dil yu hi kisi pe aata nahi,

Pyaar yu hi kiya jata nahi,

Pyaar karo to “DARD” sahne ki aadat daal lena,

Kyonki ye wo dard hai jo “MOOV” se v jata nahi………………

 

Tumse milne ka bahut man kar raha hai,

Man ko samjhaya to dil tadap raha hai,

Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi,

Unhe chup karaya to sanse bol padi ,

Ab in  sanso ko chup karun to kaise,

Kyonki ek-ek sans pe sirf teri hi bol hai………

 

Usne raat ke andhere me,

Mere hath ke hatheli pe,

USNE RAAT KE ANDHERE ME,

Mere hath ke hatheli pe,

Likha tha apni ungli se,

“Mujhe pyaar hai tumse”,

Jaane kaisi shyaahi thi wo ki,

Mitati v nahi aur dikhti v nahi….

 

Mohabbat ki saza bemishaal di usne,

Udaas rahne ki aadat dal di usne,

Me apna jab v banana chaha usko,

Baato-baaton me baat hi taal di usne….

 

Us ek chehre ko hum har jagah talas karte hain,

Jinda to hai ,magar jindgi ki talas karte hai,

Koi kyon bhul gaya hai hume apna banake,

Hum khud me wo kami talaas karte hai……..

 

Saam Suraj ko dhalnaa sikhati hai,

Sama parvane ko jalna sikhati hai,

Girne wale ko hoti hai takliff,

Par har thokar Insaan ko chalna sikhati hai…

 

Waqt hai sone ka mithe sapno me khone kaa,

To sab kuchh chodo aur chadar odho,

Light ko karo OFF,

Eyes karo LOCK,

aur Sapno ko karo KNOCK-KNOCK……….

 

Mitti ka jism leke,

Paani ke ghar me hu,

Manzil hai maut meri,

Me harpal safar me hu,

Hoga qatl ye pata to hai,

Lekin khabar nahi,

Me kis qatil ki nazar me hu…….

 

Koi dikha ke roie,

Koi chhupa ke roie,

Hasnewale hume hasaa ke roie,

Par marne ka maza tab hai yaaron,

Jab ye jaan unki baahon me nikale,

Aur wo sine se laga ke roie…

 

Aapko chahana humari kamjori hai,

Aapse ye kah nahi pana ye humari majboori hai,

Aap kyon nahi samajhte humari khamoshi ko,

Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna jaruri hai….

 

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota hai,

Koi dikhne se hota hai,

To koi dil se hota hai,

Maza to sath tab aaye yaaron,

Jab judaayi ka lamhaa mahsus hota hai..

 

Es dil me pyaar tha kitna,

Wo jaan lete to kya baat hoti,

Humne manga tha unhe khuda se,

Wo bhi maang lete to kya baat hoti…

 

Aaj socha salam kya bheju,

Aap khush ho jaaye aisa paigam kya bheju,

Koi phool to pata nahi Gulaab ke siba,

Par jo khud gulshan ho use Gulaab kya bheju….

 

Kismat apni likha ke laye hai,

Yu hi nahi tere hum karib aaye hai,

Hatheli apni gaur se dekho,

Teri taqdir ki lakir hum banake laye hai….

 

Sir se leke pairon tak kapade,

Hathon me dastaane,

Aur dupatta kandho pe,

WAH WAH WAH WAH,

.

.

that’s proof--

Sardi ke din ladkiyo ko tamizdaar bana deti hai…

 

Tum bhul kar dekho ek baar hume tanhaie me,

Tumhe har pal satayegi yaad meri,

Jab v sochoge kisi ke baare me,

TAB YAAD HUMARI KHUD HI CHALI AAYEGI…..

 

Hum tanha hue to kya hua,

Hum tanha hue to kya hua ye mere dosto,

Teri yaad se dil bahlaayenge,

Tere mehboob nahi ban paaye to kya hua,

Tere Ashiq to zarur kahlayenge..

 

Waadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai,

Fizaon me naya rang chhaya hai,

Khamosh kyon ho ab to muskurao,

Aapko Good Morning kehne humara message aaya hai.

“GOOD MORNING”.

 

Nafrat karnewalo ko hum pyaar dete hai,

Pyaar pe hum khushi baar dete hai,

Bahut soch samajh ke vaada karna humse,

Hum ek vaade pe puri Jindgi gujaar dete hain….

 

Hum bhulte nahi tumko ye kaise bataye,

Teri aehmiyat kya hai ye kaise samjhaye,

Aasma se unchaa hai ye Pyaar ka apna rista,

Es chhote se SMS me hum ye kaise samjhaye…

 

Masjid ki nawaz ya, Mandir ki dua ho tum,

Ho khuda ka tauffa ya, khud khuda hi ho tum,

Aap khud hi karo faisla ki-

Dil me rehte ho yaa , dil ki khud jagah hi ho tum…

 

Kitni masoom si ye saza hoti hai,

Palat ke dekho to sirf hawa hoti hai,

Nadan hai wo ,jo chahte hai kisi ko jndgi ki tarah,

Bhool jate hai ye kaise ki -

Jindgi v to ek bewafaa hoti hai…

 

Jhuki huie palko se unka didaar kiya,

Sab kuchh bhulaake unka intezaar kiya,

Wo jaan hi naa paye jazbaat mere,

Jinhe duniya me maine had se jyada pyaar kiya…

 

Humari khamoshi humari aadat hai,

En duriyon me bhi humari chahat hai,

Humari jindgi agar khubshurat hai to,

Wajah sirf aapki “MUSKURAHAT” hai…..

 

Har saam kisi ke liye suhani nahi hoti,

Har chahat ke piche koi kahani nahi hoti,

Kuchh to asar hota hai MOHABBAT me,

Warna Gori RADHA Saanwale SHYAM ki diwani nahi hoti….

 

I asked God to bless u, He did it,

I asked him to love u, He did it,

I asked him to make u Happy,

He smiled & said-

ur SMS will do that…..