Kabhi Kabhi Mohabbat Me

 

Kabhi kabhi mohabbat me waadein tut jaate hai,

Ishq ke kachche dhaage tut jaate hai,

Jhoot bolta hoga Chand v aksar,

Isiliye to ruth kar Taaren v tut jaate hai

 

Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo,

Is Patthar dil ko thoda sa naram kar lo,

Aap ke hote hue INBOX khali hai,

Are thodi si to sharam kar lo…

 

Na koi tasvir na koi naishani thi,

Na koi janjir na koi kahani thi,

Aapka dost hona Itefaak tha shayad,

Ya fir khuda ki humpe koi Meharbaani thi…

 

KHUB nahi bahut Khubsurat ho Tum,

Mere dil me thi jo wo murat ho tum,

Mile the kabhi ek ajnabee ban kar,

Lekin aaj mere DIL ki jarurat ho TUM…

 

Kashti toofano se nikal sakti hai,

Shama bujh ke bhi phir se jal sakti hai,

Maayush na ho, Iraade na badal,

Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai……

 

Ladkiyan ek dusare ko,

Gift deti hai------

Flower,

Perfume,

Necklace,

Earrings,

Suit.

But ladke kya dete hai-----

Ye le Ladki ka no., bas mera NAAM mat batana…

 

Nothing is old, nothing is new,

Just a matter of Point-of-view,

Enjoy Life as Happy ,days are few,

Because Life is OCEAN,

AND,

HAPPY Moments are like DEW…..

 

Ab kyon es dil ko saza di humne,

Uski har baat bhula di humne,

Ek-ek phool bahut yaad aaya,

Shaakh-e-gul jab wo jala di humne…..

 

Kills the STRESS before it kills U,

Reach the GOAL before it kicks U,

Help everyone before someone helps U,

Live LIFE before life leaves U….

 

When GOD made parts,

He thoughts of HEART,

And for each heart a SWEET HEART,

And among those sweet hearts,

He made one sweet Hearts,

and that’s ur..

 

Bahut kuchh sikha jaati hai JINDGI,

Hansa kar rula jaati hai JINDGI,

Jee sako to jee lo,

kyonki,

Bahut kuchh baki rehata hai,

aur,

Khatm ho jaati hai JINDGI…….

 

SANTA ne bank-loan pe ek car li,

Loan nahi chuka paya to BANK wale car uthakar le gaye,

Udaas SANTA-----

PEHLE pata hota to SHAADI bhi loan leke hi karta……..

 

RAM and RAAVAN seriously yudh kar rahe the,

Ravaan:- chal bye.

Ram:- kyon, darr gaya kya..

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Raavan:- pichhe dekh RAJNIKANT aa raha hai…..

 

Tumse rishta tod nahi sakte,

Tu bewafa hai, ye soch ke muh mod bhi nahi sakte,

Be-ishq tu kisi aur ki hatho ki lakir hai,

Ye soch kar teri aas chod nahi sakte,

 

Talents will take you to High positions,

But,

Good character only helps you to Maintain high positions,

Be always Genuine….

WIN ALL THE HEARTS..

 

Mujhe Dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,

Dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,

Jindgi bhar Muskurane ki Dua na de,

Pal bhar Muskurane ki saza malum hai…………….

 

Jindgi me aane wale kam na honge,

Jaane wale bhi kam na honge,

Udaas ho jaayegi aapki ye JINDGI,

Jab chodne walo me HUM na honge…

 

Lecturer:- explain Digestive system in one sentence.

Jack:- it is a process that Starts with right hand, and Ends with left hand..

 

I agree that RAJNIKANT can do almost everything but there is one thing he cann’t do,

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He cann’t make me Study….

 

Road,

Park,

Railway,

Steps,

Terace,

Bar,

Street,

Footpath,

wherever u are sleeeping,

Uth jao Subah ho gayi,

GOOD MORNING…

 

SANTA ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui. Hospital le gaye to

Doctor ne kaha- TEST honge..

SANTA- hey bhagvaan, ab kya hoga?

MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI…

 

TIME & LOVE are a like.

we don’t know that when wait for us.

But when we know, it will be lost forever….

 

Na ruke hai wo dil bahalane ke liye,

Na ruke hai wo baada nibhane ke liye,

Unke rukne se SABAB ab pata chala yaaron,

Ruke hai wo hume tadpaane ke liye,

 

Denge hamesh KHUSHI,

Na hone denge AANKHE nam teri,

Yakin naa aaye to rona mere janaze pe aakar,

Janaze me se bhi uth kar ponchh lenge AANSU tumhare………

 

When RAJNIKANT was a student,

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Teacher used to Bunk the class….

 

DIL aur es duniya me sirf itna fark hai,

ki,

ES duniya me bahut log rehate hai,

lekin,

ES dil me sirf ,

AAP,

ki BHABHI rahengi…

kamino har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo….

 

Karti hai saanse bas ek hi ishara,

Dil me bas naam hai tumhara,

Tham jaaye ye shamaa yahi per,

Nahi chahiye ab hume tumse bhi PYAARA…..

 

Mohabbat karne walo ko Inkar achchha nahi lagta,

Duniya walo ko Ikrar achchha nahi lagta,

Jab tak Ladka-ladki bhag naa jaye,

In salo ko pyaar sachcha nahi lagta….

 

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

mera

din ko,

raat ko,

subah ko,

dopahar ko,

shaam ko,

Hans –hans ke bura hal ho gaya hai,

“MY GOD”,

Insaan aise bhi hote hai…..

 

Palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi,

Sanso pe naam likh gaya koi,

Aane wali hai shayad kaali andheri raat,

Kismat pe gam ki sham likh gaya koi……..

 

Jindgi me nikhar aa jaye,

Laut kar phir bahar aa jaye,

Haa magar shart itni hai jarur,

KI aapko hum per phir pyaar aa jaye….

 

10,000 Years ago Rajnikant’s girlfriend died..

He cried a lot & Today--

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still 71% of the Earth’s surface is coverd with water…

 

U need Power,

Only when u want to do something harmfull,

Otherwise,

Love , compromise & compasssion are enough to get everything done……………..