Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

They relax in work.

They don’t  sleep like others.

They sleep with dreams;

And awake with commitments to fulfill them….

Teacher : agar me 2 din ke liye teri maa ban jaun; to tujhe sudhar dungi.

Student : mam, me aaj hi jake apne baapu ko batata hun ki – “Baapu teri to lottery lagi.”

Success never depend on the size of our brain.

It always depends on the size of our POSITIVE Thoughts & Actions only….

Heartly welcome to cool morning.

Happy welcome to fresh morning.

Great welcome to new morning.

Lovely welcome to nice morning…

Good Morning…

Mistakes are painful , when they happen but.

Years later the collection of mistakes is called “Experience”.

Which leads you to ‘Success’……

Fursat mile ton yaad kijiyega.

Humari bhi kami ka ehsaas kijiyega.

Hume to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki.

Agar disturb kiya ho to maaf kijiyega…..

Policeman to Santa :- sab kuchh bata, barna chaddi utar kar pitunga.

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Santa :- oji chori maine ki hai. Aap kyon chaddi utaroge…

The more you surrender your life to someone.

The more unattractive you become to that person…..

Height of begging : -

A sleeping beggars puts up a notice board in front of him. –

“Please don’t  make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.”

Dhokha diya hai apne hi yaar ne,

Jab hum the diwane uske pyaar me,

Ab gumsum baithe hain akele tanhayi me,

Khoon ke aansu rote hain uski judai me….

Teri yaadon ki mehfil bikharti nahin,

Har waqt aasani se guzar jata hai,

Per ye tanha raatein gujarti nahin…

Teri hasi kea age mere aansu kuchh nahin,

Tere khushi kea age mere ghum kuchh nahin,

Tu jahan bhi rahe khush rahe,

Teri zindgi ke samane meri mout kuchh nahin….

Fullform of HAPPY : -

H :- HUM

A :- AAPKO

P :- PAL

P :- PAL

Y :- YAAD kerte hain.

Ab aap bhi mujhe kabhi kabhi HAPPY kiya karo…..

Us sans se jab mulaqat ho teri,

Bata dena usko halat meri,

Aapko ho naa ho jarurat meri,

Per meri har sans ko jarurat hai aapki…

Alphabet ‘O’ stands for ‘OPPORTUNITY’, -

Which is absent in Yesterday,

Available once in T’O’DAY,

And –

Thrice in T’O’M’O’RR’O’W.

Never loose Hope……

Santa shopkeeper se : aapke paas colour TV hai?

Shopkeeper : haan hai.

Santa : to mujhe green wala dijiye.

Puri umar aapko pyaar hi pyaar mile,

Kadam kadam per khushiyon ki bahar mile,

Jis khushi ke tarasti hai duniya,

Khuda kare wo aapko baar baar mile…

Tere bina kitni akeli hai zindgi,

Uljhi hui si ek paheli hai zindgi,

Badi hi siddat se banayi hui –

Teri yaadon ki haweli hai zindgi….

A doctor implants a new ear to a man.

Man : you idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear.

Doctor : that makes no difference.

Man : it makes difference now. I listen everything but understand nothing…..

A great thinker was asked : -

What is the meaning of life?

He replied : - life itself has no meaning. Life is an Opportunity to create a meaning….

Zindgi se jo lamha mile use chura lena,

Zindgi pyaar se apni saja lo,

Zindgi yun hi guzar jayegi aaram se,

Bas kabhi khud haso, aur –

Kabhi rote hue ko hasa do….

Lambe safar me ek sahara ho tum,

Andhere raaston ka ujala ho tum,

Sochta hunt um bin zindgi kaisi hoti,

Kyonki meri khushi ka khazana ho tum…..

I don’t  have time to hate people who hate me.

Because –

I’m too busy in loving people who love me…..

1 aadami kumbh ke mele me : - hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhadte dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi kripa barsao…

Pyaar se dor sajaye rekhna,

Dil ko dil se milaye rekhna,

Kya lekar jana hai sath me,

Do meethe bol se is pyaar ke rishte ko banaye rekhna…..

Teacher : - kal school kyon nahin aaye?

Boy : girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher : kis liye?

Boy : yes sir.

Teacher : puchha kis liye?

Boy : liya sir, bahut sara kis liya….

Tanhai me muskurana Ishq hai,

Ek baat sabse chhupana Ishq hai,

Yun to neend bhi nahin aati raat bhar,

Magar aaye to sote sote jag jana bhi Ishq hai…..

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wahi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya….

Girlfriend : kal mera birthday hai.

Boyfriend : ADVANCED HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Girlfriend : kya gift doge?

Boyfriend : kya chahiye?

Girlfriend : RING.

Boyfriend : RING dunga , per Phone mat uthana; balance nahin hai….

Do not get upset with people or situations.

Because –

Both are Powerless without your reactions…..

Kyon ek pal bhi tum bin raha nahin jata,

Tumhara ek dard bhi mujhse saha nahin jata,

Kyon itna pyaar diya hai tumne,

Ki tum bin mujhse jiya nahin jata…..

1 ladke ne ek ladki ko call kiya.

Boy : I LOVE YOU Jaan.

Girl : sachhi.

Boy : muchhi.

Girl : ek 100 ka recharge karwa do please.

Boy : sorry didi, wrong number…….

Santa apni girlfriend ki julfon me aisa khoya ki –

Behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aaya to romantic hokar puchha : -

Jaan, nahati kyon nahin ho?....

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Ae-jaan,

Dum bhi nikale t9o nikale teri baahon me….

Problem is just a Distance between Expectation & Reality.

So either expect less, and

Accept reality. Or-

Expect lot, and

Be brave to turn it into reality…..

Ek fish ko bird se love ho gaya.

Fish paani chhor nahin sakti. Aur –

Bird paani me jaa nahin sakta.

Agar kisi se pyaar kiya hai to batao :-

“Dono kaise milenge?”…….

Hasin palon ko phir se awad kar rahe the,

Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the,

Dil ko bada sukun hua,

Aaj jab hawao ne kaha : - “ Aap bhi hume yaad kar rahe the.”

Teacher : batao Ganga kahan se nikalti hai? And kahan milti hai?

Boy : sir, Ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikal kar Mandir ke peechhe Sallu se milti hai…..

Never give up on something,

If you think,

You can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait,

But : -

Its more difficult to regret…..

Police : aapki car ki accident kaise hua?

Santa : wo to mujhe bhi pata nahin hai sir. Tab me so raha tha…

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Dam bhi nikale to nikale teri baahon mein..

Kabhi to lee hogi suraj ne chand ki kiss,

Tabhi to chand me daag hai,

Mumkin hai chand ne dowara nahin di hogi,

Tabhi to suraj me itni aag hai…..

Zindgi bhi hum apni khushi se luta dein,

Agar khuda humari umar tumko laga de,

Aur khuda se chahte kuchh bhi nahin,

Bas har janm me tumko humara dost bana de…..

Dushman se bhi badtar ho sakte ho tum,

Yeh raaz tumhe bataya naa tha,

Rulati hai jitni tumhari judai,

Dushmano ne bhi utna sataya naa tha…

Girl : aaj se humara rishta khatm. Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapas karte hain.

Boy : thik hai. Recharge se start karte hain.

Girl : jaanu, ab mazak bhi nahin kar sakti kya…..

Pyaar ki adalat me muqadma chala do,

Mujhe bewajah mujrim thehra do,

Fir kar lo kaid apne dil ki salakhon me,

Kuchh din nahin umar bhar ki saza suna do……

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem,

But –

Seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich,

Can surely be a problem…..

Santa : yaar koi aisa karobar bata, jis me jyada munafa ho?

Banta : aisa kar sardiyon me sasti baraf le kar garmiyon me bech….

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wohi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya……

Open & Close are opposite words.

But the lesson of Life teaches us –

We are open to only people, who are close to us.

Think twice. Good Day……

Kehte hain ache dost Maths ke “0” jaise hote hain.

Jiski koi kimat nahin hoti.

Per wo jis ke sath jud jaayein,

Uski kimat 10 guna badh jati hai……

Most beautiful sentence : -

“But, I Love You.”

Most painful sentence : -

“I Love You, But…”

Words are Same, just feel the difference…..

Santa : babaji, mujhe koi aisa kaam batao, jisme log apna kaam khud kareaur paise mujhe de.

Baba : tum sulabh sauchalay me naukari kar lo…

Jaane kyon aati hai yaad tumhari,

Chura le jaati hai raaton ki neend humari,

Ab to yehi khyal rehta hai subah-sham,

Kab hogi tumse mulaqat humari….

Santa : daaku & neta me kya fark hota hai?

Banta : daaku pehle lootta hai, phir Jail jata hai. Jabki neta pehle Jail jata hai, phir lootta hai…

Doctor & Pandit loved same Girl.

Pandit started giving Apple to Girl everyday.

Doctor asked : why?

Pandit : An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Away….

1 aadmi kumbh ke mele me : hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhdate dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi apni kripa barsao…

I TRUST YOU, is a better compliment. Than –

I LOVE YOU.

Because –

You may not always Trust the person you Love. But –

You can always Love the person you trust….

Never give up on something,

If you think – you can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait.

But –

Its more difficult to Regret….

Aapki aur humari muskan me kya fark hai?

Aap khush hone ke baad muskurate hain.

Aur –

Hum aapko khush dekhne ke baad muskurate hain…

Santa : sher ka pinjara khula rah jaye, to kya ho sakta hai?

Banta : sher chori ho sakta hai…..

A sleeping beggar puts up a Notice Board in front of him : -

“Please don’t  make Noise by dropping coins… offer notes.”

Father : beta, ek glass pani le aao.

Beta : nahin launga.

Dusra beta : chhodo Papa, ye to badtamiz hi hai. Aap khud leke pee lo, aur ek glass mere liye bhi le aana….

There is no Enemy outside your Soul.

The Real Enemy lives inside you.

They are : -

Anger ,

Pride ,

Greed ,

Attachment , and

Hate …

Future is not What we Planned for  Tomorrow,

It is the Result of What we do Today.

Do the Best at Present, and –

Be the Best in Future…

Banta : sabzi lene gaya.

Sabziwala sabzi per paani mar raha tha.

Kaafi der ho gayi to Banta bola : - agar Sabzi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1kg de do….

Behte ashkon ki jubaan nahin hoti,

Pyaar agar mile to uski kadar karna,

Kyonki Kismat har kisi per Meharbaan nahin hoti….

Zikar karta hai ye Dil subah-sham,

Girte hue Aanshu se banta hai tumhara Naam,

Kisi aur ko kyon dekhe ye aankhein,

Jab Dil per likha hai sirf tera Naam……

Affection shows the Human Mentality.

But –

Situation shows the Human Reality…..

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha.

Santa use dekh raha tha.

Kuchh der baad Santa bola : - bhai sahab, agar aap start nahin ho rahe ho, to dhakka laga dun…

Zindgi me 3 chije humesha bhul jana. : -

Dard,

Ghum, aur

Narazgi..

Aur zindgi me 3 chije kabhi mat bhulna. : -

Hansi,

Pyaar, aur

Ho sake to hume..  Good Morning.

Hum dekh nahin sakte unki aankhon me aansu,

Isliye apni Jeet ko bhi Haar kehte hain,

Hum is kadar hain Ishq me pagal, ki –

Unke zulmon ko bhi pyaar kehte hain…..

Kuchh rishte is jahan me khaas hote hain,

Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsas hote hain,

Yeh Dil ki kashish nahin to aur kya hai,

Ki –

Dur reh ke bhi wo Dil ke kitne paas hote hain….