If you want to enjoy something, Always think life is long.

If you want to enjoy something,

Always think life is long.

But if you want to achieve  something,

Always think life is very short.

Kahan se laun hunar use manane ka,

Koi jawab nahin tha uske ruth jane ka,

Mohabbat me saza mujhe hi milni thi,

Kyonki –

Jurm maine kiya unse dil lagane ka….

When ambition exceeds performance,

The gap is called Frustration.

But –

When the performance exceeds ambition,

The overlap is called Success…

Wo mile bhi to sirf Khuda ke darwar me,

Aap tum hi batao –

Yaaron,

Hum Ibaadat karte yaa Mohabbat….

Agar log sirf zarurat per aapko yaad karte hain,

To bura mat maniye.

Garv mahsus kijiye,

Kyonki –

‘Aap ek Candle ki tarah tab yaad aate ho,

Jab andhera hota hai’….

Life is flowing like a River,

With unexpected turns.

May be good,

May be bad,

Lear to enjoy each turn,

Because these turns will never Return….

Wo chand jaise aasman me chamakte rahe,

Hum raat bhar unki chamak me khoye rahe,

Jante hain ki kabhi naa paa sakenge unhe,

Phir bhi har dua me unhi ko mangte rahe…

We always feel that –

Life of others is better than us.

But –

We always forget that –

We are also others for someone else..

Live your Life as you Love….

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hain. :-

1)Boring : - jo dhup wale din chhatri leke jati hai.

2)Interesting : - jo barish ke din janbujhkar chhatri ghar bhul jati hai..

Agar kisi ke pyaar ka andaza lagana ho to,

Uski narazgi ek bar dekh lo.

Kyonki –

Jitni siddat se wo narazgi dikhati hai,

Utni hi siddat uske pyaar me hoti hai…

Zindgi me muskilein tamam hai,

Phir bhi en labon per ek Muskaan hai,

Kyonki –

Jeena jab har hal me hai,

To phir Muskurakar jeene me kya Nuksaan hai…

Don’t  mix the words with your Mood,

Because –

You will have many options to change the Mood,

But –

You will never get any option to Replace your Spoken Words….

Teacher  :- samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Boy  :- kab?

Teacher :- samajh naa tere baap ka kya jata hai? Us me se 5 mujhe diye, to tere paas kitne bachein?

Boy :- 20.

Teacher :- kaise?

Boy :- samajh naa tere baap ka kya jata hai….

In life one should take every opportunity to laugh.

Because –

There is always something around the corner.

To make us cry…..

One sided love –

Wo ladka aaj bhi garmi me mar raha hai.

Kisi ladki ne ek bar use kaha tha.—

“Tum es sweater me bahut ache lagte ho.”

A single lovable Smile.

Is a proper key for –

Many solutions & many confusions.

So express your cute Smile every moment…

The person who is your friend will always do 2 things extremely for you. –

Silently caring. And –

Openly hurting to make you perfect…..

A girl can be your –

Best Friend,

A Worst Enemy,

A Cute Sister,

A lovely Sweetheart. Or –

A Real Stupid.

It all depends on how you Treat Her….

Rule of Success : -

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

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And act exactly opposite to her advice….

Only for you –

Always Smile.

Haso.

Jiyo.

Muskurao.

Khush raho.

Ky pata –

Kal mujhse ladai ho jaye, aur –

Aapke paas hasane ke liye daant hi naa rahe.

So Keep SMILING…..

Dil chahta hai ki –

Duniya me jo sabse pyara hai,

Use jaan se maar dun.

Par kya karun –

Suicide karna paap hai…

A Smile costs less than Electricity,

But gives more Light.

So always Smile & prove that –

You are the Best BULB….

Bhool jane ka hosla naa hai naa hoga,

Door reh kar bhi tu juda naa hai naa hoga,

Tujhse milkar kisi aur se kya milna,

Koi tere jaisa naa tha naa hai naa hoga…

Beautiful message by MOTHER TERESA : -

“If you can’t LOVE a Person whom you see; then how can you LOVE GOD whom you have never seen.”

Door ho jaun to intezar karna,

Apne dil me itna to aitbaar karna,

Lout ke aayenge hum agar,

Kabhi chale bhi gaye to,

Aap bas humse ye Dosti barkarar rakhna….

Santa : yar ye bata ki world me kitne desh hain?

Banta : abe kal ke dushman duniya me ek hi desh hai – INDIA aur baki sab Videsh hain…..

Ek phool ki tamanna thi ki,

Kaash wo daal jhuk jati to kyat ha,

Zindgi ke mod pe jab wo sath thi meri,

Kaash zindgi wahin ruk jati to jya tha….

Patient : Dr. sahab ye Phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor : ye mera 1^st  Operation hai. Success hua to mere liye, nahin to tumhare liye…

Life is sin90, that is ONE.

Love is cos90, that is ZERO,

But –

Friendship is tan90, that is INFINITY.

Friendship never Ends…

Sharing Pain will reduce it.

Sharing Happiness will increase it.

So Pain or Gain share it.

Especially with the One who Cares for you…

Duniya jise kehta hai –

Jadu ka khilona hai.

Mil jaye to Mitti hai.

Kho jaye to Sona hai.

Barsat ka badal to diwana hai.

Kya jane kis rah se bachna hai.

Kis kis chat ko bhigona hai..

Arjun ne Krishna se puchha : Rishton ka asli matlab kya hota hai?

Krishna ne hans kar jawab diye : jo matlab ke liye banaya jaye wo Rishta hi kahan hota hai…

Pappu : Uncle, Bablu ghar per hai?

Santa : Hai Beta. Maggi kha raha hai, tujhe bhookh lagi hai?

Pappu : han.

Santa : to tub hi ghar se kha kar aa….

Kabhi chup bhi reh kar dekho,

Kabhi aanshu bhi piker dekho,

Roshni nahin hamesha sath rehti,

Kabhi andheron ko humsafar bhi banakar dekho….

Evergreen thought : -

“This moment is not Permanent in Life.”

-          Read the above line whenever You are in Happy or Sad. It works Honestly.

Rose is famous for Grace.

Advocate is famous for Case.

Horses are famous for Race.

But –

Smile is Famous on your Face.

So keep Smiling…

Half of the Problems in Life are.

Because –

We Act without Thinking.

And –

The Rest Half is… Because –

We keep on Thinking without Acting….

Value of Relation –

Is not that how much you feel happy with some one.

But it is that –

How much someone Feels ALONE without You….

10 years before People used to wake up, and –

1^st see Gods Image .

But –

Now a days People Wake up and –

1^st see how many Messages & Missed Calls are there ….

Santa sarab piker Sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu gusse me : aye murkh me tujhe SHRAAP deta hun.

Santa : rukiye Maharaj me Glass leke aata hun…

Tassvur tera jo mujhe chhu jaye,

Meri har sans se teri hi khushboo aye,

Ye kis mod per le aayi hai teri justju,

Pani me aks mera ho aur Nazar tu aaye…..

Bewafa se pyaar nahin hota,

Marne ke baad intezaar nahin hota,

Dosti dekhkar karna mere dost,

Har dost humari tarah wafadaar nahin hota…

Friendship is like Wine,

It gets Better as it grows Older.

Just like us.

I get Better you

Get Older

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY…

Santa platform ke side leta tha.

Banta : kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : suicide.

Banta : to beech me let jao.

Santa : dar lagta hai….

Mushkile dil ke irade aazmayegi,

Nigahon se khwabo ke parde hatayegi,

Gir kar kabhi himmat mat harna,

Yahi thokar tumhe Zindgi me chalna sikhayegi….

Husband : aaj kisi ne mere Baap ko gaali di.

Wife :  fir?

Husband : maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Wife : lekin wo tha koun?

Husband : wo thi mere son ki Mother….

Kya pata kabhi uske zubaan se bhi izhar nikale,

Kya pata kabhi unke dil se bhi pyaar mile,

Sach hai unke bina kabhi  jee nahin sakte,

Kya pata kabhi unke dil se bhi yahi baat nikale….

Santa : mujhe to aankhein band karne per bhi dikhayi deta hai.

Banta : kya dikhta hai?

Santa :  Andhera….

Gham naa ho wahan, jahan ho fasana tera;

Khushiyan dhundti rahe aashiyana tera,

Wo waqt hi naa aaye jab tum udaas ho,

Hamesha kaayam rahe Muskurana tera…

Banta : kya hua, ye mitti kyon khod rahe ho?

Santa : dadaji ne bola, maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai. Wahi dhund raha hun…

Kabhi to aisa hota hai,

Yaadon ka asar zara der se hota hai,

Aap sochte hain ki hum bhul gaye,

Per humari to har baat me zikar aapka hota hai…

Santa : angrejon ne Chaand ke upper Pani aur Baraf ki khoj kar li hai.

Banta : matlab hume ab sirf Daaru aur Namkeen leke jana hai…

Dekhiye fir raat aa gayi,

Tanhaayiyon me waqt ki baat aa gayi,

Hum to wahin baithe the sitaron ki panah me,

Aankhein band ki to aapki yaad aa gayi…

Is zamane me aise bhi nadan hote hain,

Apni kasti le jaate hain wahan,

Jahan toofan hote hain,

Kyon basate ho unko dil me,

Jo dil ki basti me chand dino ke mehman hote hain….

A sweet note to my irritated friend :

I know that I irritate you more and more every day.

But the day I will be Silent it will irritate you the most….

Santa : soch raha hun ki USA ghum aaun, kitna paisa lagega?

Banta : kuchh bhi nahin.

Santa : kaise?

Banta : sochne ke liye paise nahin lagate…

Once you start a working on something,

Don’t  be afraid of failure, and

Don’t  abandon it.

People who work sincerely are the happiest…

Teri ek dua ke samane wo duaein nakam rehti hai,

Ae dilruba,

Warna –

Meri mout ki dua karne wale to bahut hain..

It takes a strong heart to love.

It takes a stronger heart to continue

To love after it has been hurt…

Kismat ruth gayi,

Dil ke taar tut gaye,

Wo bhi ruth gaye,

Sapane bhi tut gaye,

Khajane me the sirf 2 aanshu,

Jab aapki yaad aayi to wo bhi lut gaye….

Tu ek munfarid phool thi,

Jo dil ko bha gayi.

Warna me wo bhauran nahin,

Jo har gul per fida ho jaun…

Kaamyabi tak pahunchane wale raste sidhe nahin hote,

Lekin –

Ye pakka hota hai, ki –

Kaamyabi milne ke baad saare raste sidhe ho jate hain…

Raaston ki virani, aur –

Jalti dhoop se darne wale,

Kabhi  manzil tak nahin pahunch paate.

Don’t  follow others,

But –

Make others to follow you…

Hum se khelti rahi duniya,

Taas ke patton ki tarah,

Jis ne jita usne bhi phenka,

Jis ne hara usne ne bhi phenka…

Night is not only for sleep,

Its  to forget today’s sorrow,

To dream today’s joyness, and

To receive tomorrow happenings.

HAPPY END OF THE DAY….

Aaj phir aaina puchhta hai,

Ki teri aankhon me nami kyon hai,

Jiski chahat me khud ko bhula diya,

Phir uski chahat me kami kyon hai….

Asman mil jaye to zamin mat chhodna,

Chaand mil jaye to sitare mat todna,

Badi duaaon ke baad mile ho aap dost,

Koi aur mil jaye to hume mat chhodna…

Zindgi ghumon ka ek parinda hai,

Khushiyan aaj kal chuninda hai,

Kabhi yaad kar liya karo hume bhi doston,

Hum bure hi sahi magar abhi zinda hain…

I can go days without talking to you,

Months without seeing you,

But not a second goes by that,

I don’t think about you…

Agar hota yaqeen ki –

Tu milne aayegi khwaab me,

Wafa ki kasam –

Aankhon me Gulaab ki pattiyan saja ke sote….

Door ho jaun to zara intezar karna,

Apne dil me itna to aitbar rakhna,

Lout ke aayenge hum,

Agar kahin chale bhi gaye to,

Aap bas humse ye dosti barkarar rakhna….

See how beautifully God has added one more day in your life.

Not necessarily because –

You need it.

But because –

Someone else might need you….

Students 1^st law of tension –

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the no. of days left from “EZM” , where “KAL SE PADHUNGA” remains constant …

Biggest truth –

You can calculate everything,

Even the speed of light.

But –

Can’t  calculate the hate of the people behind their Smile….

Bhoolna aapko naa aasan hoga,

Jo bhule aapko wo nadan hoga,

Aap to basate ho ruh me humari,

Aap hume naa bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga…

Mayus hona ek gunah hota hai,

Milta wahi hai –

Jo kismet ki lakiron me likha hota hai,

Har chiz mile hume,

Ye jaruri to nahin,

Kuchh chizon ke pane ke intezaar  me hi maza hota hai…

Dil ne hume diwana bana diya,

Roye naa the hum kabhi,

Aapne rula diya,

Humne har waqt yaad kiya aapko,

Lekin –

Aapne yaad karne me zamana laga diya…

Types of proposals :-

1)      I love you.

2)      I want to spend my rest of life with you.

3)      Will you marry me?

But latest one now –

Wanna be my chammak challo….

Log kehte hain –

Kaash padhai pyaar ki tarah hoti,

Apne aap ho jati,

Hum kehte hain ki-

Kaash pyaar padhai ki tarah hota,

Parents maar-maar ke karwate….

Lamho ki ek kitab hai zindgi,

Saanso aur khayalo ka hisab hai zindgi,

Kuchh zarurate puri,

Kuchh khwahisein adhuri,

Bas inhi sawalon ka zawab hai zindgi…

Santa ne Banta ki beti ka rishta manga.

Banta ne Santa ko khub mara.

Maar khake Santa utha.

Kapade zaad ke bola : toh phir me aapka inkar samajhun…

Usne humse puchha : pyaar ka asli matlab kya hota hai?

Tabhi humne hans bola : jo matlab ke liye kiya jaye, wo pyaar nahin hota…

Cute –lines :-

When our absence doesn’t  change someone’s life.

Then accept the reality.

That our presence has no meaning in their life…

The janaza of aashiq

 is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor,

the mehbuba jhaanki from the door

and boli : mar gaya haramkhor…

to impress his girlfriend to Italian Restaurant –

he picked up menu & ordered –

one Giuspe Spomdalchi.

Waiter : sorry sir, that’s the owner….

As the day turns into night,

Keep your worries out of sight,

Close your eyes,

And go to sleep,

All the good times are yours to keep.

Good night & sweet dreams…

Aap ko miss karna humari hobby,

Aapka khayal rakhna meri job,

Aapko khush rakhna mera dream,

Aapke liye dua karna meri duty,

And –

Aapko tang karna mera pyaar…..

Kitni masoom si ye saza hoti hai,

Palat ke dekho to sirf hawa hoti hai,

Nadan hain wo,

Jo chahate hain kisi ko zindgi ki tarah,

Bhool jate hain ki –

Zindgi bhi to webafa hoti hai…

Effect of cold –

Sir se leke paav tak kapade,

Hathon me dastane,

Aur dupatta kandhon per,

Wah wah

Its proof –

Sardi ke din,

Ladkiyon ko tamizdar bana deti hai….

If you doubt our friendship,

Just take 1 coin & toss.

If it is head,

You are my friend.

If it is tail,

I’m your friend….

Santa : bhai jaldi jao, tumhare ghar me barsaat ka pani ghush gaya hai.

Banta : chal jhute, ghar ki chabhi to mere paas hai….

Santa fouj me bharti hua.

2 days baad jung suru ho gayi.

Santa ki topi per goli lagi.

Santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola : -

Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hai…

Judge : tumne ye car chori ki hai?

Chor : janab, car qabristan me khadi thi. Me samajha ki is ke malik ka intekaal ho gaya hai. Me wahan se le aaya…

aap ki ada hume naasur karti hai,

per aapki yaad hume aapko yaad karne ko mazbur karti hai

hum bhool jana chahte hain aapko,

per aapki wo daant hume aapko bhoolne nahin deti...

hum to pyaar aapko karte hain bahoot,

per aapki wo baat hume I LOVE YOU kaizhaar karne nahin deti....

itni si naadan khata hai humari,

ab to maaf kijiye,

naa ho sake to -

kuchh to ab insaaf kijiye.......