Pehala Bhayanak Joke of 2011

Pehala Bhayanak Joke of 2011.

Phone rings Tring, Tring.

1^st : Hello, Prakash hai.

2^nd : Nahi hai.

1^st : Nahi hai to Mombatti jala lo, ho jaayega..

 

 

Mujhse juda hote hi,

Apne haathon me,

Tune Menhadi rachaai hai.

Wah mere humdum,

Tune Bewafai bhi ,

Apno se hi nibhaie hai….

 

Conductor bachche se- Tum hamesha Darwaje pe khade rehate ho,

Tumhara baap Chokidar hai kya.

Bachcha- Tu hamesha Paise maangta hai,

Tera baap Bhikhari hai kya…….

 

Fark hota hai KHUDA aur PEER me,

Fark hota hai KISMAT aur TAKDIR me,

Agar kuchh chaho aur Na mile,

To samajh lena ki,

Kuchh aur ACHCHHA likha hai aapke Takdir me…….

 

Maa- Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

Beta- Padh raha hun…

Maa- Excelent , kya padh rahe ho?

Beta- ji, AAISHA ke Message……….

 

Apki DOSTI ko hum nibhayenge,

Aap roz khafa hona,

Hum roz manayenge,

Per maan jana manane se,

Varna-

Raat ko bori me bharke,

Kahi dur phenk aayenge………….

 

 

Teri Ummid ki har aas mit gayi hai,

Phir DIL tera Intezaar kare to kisliye,

Zindgi un to kat hi rahi hai,

Magar phir bhi tere milne ki Aas hai kisliye…..

 

 

Me janta hu ki, Ye KHWAB jhute hai,

Aur ye KHUSHIYAN adhuri hai,

Magar Jinda rehane ke liye mere DIL,

Kuchh Galatfahmiya bhi jaruri hai………..

 

Dil hua Zakhmi magar,

Kisi ko Khabar nahi,

Meri Chahto ka Us per koi Asar nahi,

Ho ke Juda yadi Mar jaayenge,

Sun ke Unse kehna –

Ye Koi Badi Khabar nahi………..

 

Life is Funny & Twisted,

Some time you Laugh,

Some time you CRY,

But as long as I’m with you,

I’ll always be on Your Lips,

As a SMILE rather than,

A TEAR in your Eyes……

 

If Malika plays Role of ‘DRAUPADI’.

What ‘DURYODHAN’ will say?

“Dusashan, Pehna do Bhav ko SAREE.”

“Hum bhi to dekhe, kaisi Lagti hai Vastro me ye Naree”……

 

 

Dil ke Mehman ban jao,

Ankhon ke Arman ban jao,

Hothon ki Muskaan ban jao,

Oh aap ho,

I am Sorry,

Aap to bas-

Insaan ban jao…….

 

Make a Mind, which never Minds,

Make a Heart, which never Hurts,

Make a Touch, which never Pains,

And,

Make a Relation, which never Ends…..

 

True Friends are like Diamonds,

They are Real & Rare,

False Friends are like Leaves,

They are Scattered every where…

 

 

ROBOT FEVER----

Why does Rajnikant wear Sunglasses?

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Reason- So that the SUN doesn’t Damaged by his Eyes…..

 

Teacher to a 1^st standerd gal- What is your Name?

Gal- What’s my name?

What’s my name?

What’s my name?

What’s my name?..........

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My name is SHEELA,

Sheela ki Jawani………

 

 

Bure DIN ho Khallas,

Aane wale Din ho Jhakkas,

Aap kabhi na ho Udas,

Aap hamesha raho Bindas,

Ye Dua hai Khas,

Har Khushi ho Aapke Paas….

 

Phone na Krna, BILL jyada hoga

Message na Karna, Paise kharch honge

Mis Call na Dena, Battery down hoga

DIL se Yaad karma, KHARCHA kam hoga……

 

 

CHAND per hai Light,

Bole to ho gayi hai Night,

To band karne ka Tube-light,

Aur so jane ka keep quite,

Bole to wo Sweet Dreams wala-

GOOD NIGHT…………

 

Takdir ne Chaha,

Takdir ne Bataya,

Takdir ne Tumko aur Humko milaya,

Khush Nasib the Hum ya Wo Pal,

Jab aap jaisa ANMOL,

DOST Jindgi me aaya….

 

 

Kis had tak jana hai, Ye kaun janta hai

Kis Manzil ko pana hai, Ye kaun janta hai

DOSTI ke do pal ji bharke Jee lo,

Kis Roz Bichad jana hai,

Ye kaun janta hai…..

 

 

Cool Air,

Bright Sun,

Fresh Flower,

Singing Birds,

All these waiting to see-

Your eyes Open to Say,

GOOD MORNING…..

 

 

Dil me Yaadon ke mele hai,

Tum bin Dost hum bahut akele hai,

Sab kuchh Chod kar tumhe SMS karte hai,

Dekho hum tumhe kitna MISS kerte hai….

 

 

TRUE LINES:-

“ The Taste of Water can be enjoyed only,

When we are Thirsty.”

Same way---

“The care of True Persons will be Known only,

When we are Alone”.

 

 

Rose born for Beauty,

Jasmine born for Smell,

You born for Me,

And,

I born for You,

You & I born for FRIENDSHIP……

 

 

Muskaan ka koi Mol nahi hota,

Kuchh Rashmo ka koi Tol nahi hota,

Dost mil jate hai har Raste per lekin,

Har koi aapki tarah ANMOL nahi hota….

 

 

Sapno me aati hai,

Bahut Satati hai,

Tera Satana Pagal mujhe banata hai,

Gale se lagakar kar deta hai Bekarar,

Tujh jaisa koi nahi jo,

KARTA HAI ITNA PYAAR…………

 

Father- Kya hua beta, kyon ro rahe ho?

Mujhe bata, me tumhare DOST jaisa hu..

Son- Kya bataun me Apni wali se milne gaya tha,

Teri wali ne bahut mara….

 

Sonu (Conductor se) – Agar chalti bus se kudana ho to kab kudana chahiye?

Conductor – Beta tab kud jana….

….. jab Hospital Nazdik me ho..

 

 

Wo so jate hai aksar,

Hume yaad kiye Bagair,

Hume Nind nahi aati,

Unse Baat kiye Bagair,

Kasur unka nahi humara hai,

Unhe chaha bhi to,

Unki Ijazat ke Bagair….

 

Neend apni bhula ke,

Sulaya humko,

Ansu apne gira ke,

Hasaya humko,

Dard kabhi na dena un Hastiyon ko,

Khuda ne MAA-BAAP banaya jinko….