12 bachche kafi hain

I pray to God to give you-

Muskaan,

Aman,

Shoukath,

Sabar,

Khushi,

Prem,

Tehzib,

Shaan,

Fazal,

Tabbasum,

Ronak,

Roshan,

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.

12 bachche kafi hai , ki

aur maangu?

 

We wish in this new year-

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy……

 

Khushiyon ki Aarzoo me Muqadar so gaye,

Aandhi aisi chali ki apne bhi kho gaye,

Kya khub tha unka Andaaz-E-Muhabbat,

Pyaar dene aaye the, aur Palken bhigo gaye….

 

New Day,

New Morning,

New Hopes,

New Plans,

New Efforts,

New Success,

New Feelings.

Wish you -

a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011……

 

Hey open your eyes,

New lights are arriving,

Take your yearly pledge,

All with me-

Wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR

Take your pledge as pledge success you……

 

Itne yakin se to hum kah nahi sakte,

Ki hum aapko yaad rakh paayenge,

Par itna wada jarur kar sakte hain,

Ki jindgi me aapko kabhi bhul naa paayenge…………

 

Phoolon ko Khushboo ki aor se,

Sagar ko laharon ki aor se,

Chand ko sitaro ki aor se,

Aur aapko humari aor se----

HAPPY NEW YEAR………

 

 

LUCK is not in your Hands,

But Decision is in your Hands,

Your Decision can make Luck,

But Luck can’t make your Decision..

So,

Always Trust Yourself……….

 

Taxiwala- Sorry sir, me METER chalu karna bhul gaya.

Golu- Oye Praji, koi gal nahi, me bhi apna batva bhul gaya hun…….

 

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Sardar- Oye, murgi ki Taang kidhar hai?

Waiter- Paaji, Murga langra tha.

Sardar- Aur Dil?

Waiter- Wo Murgi le gayi.

Sardar- Abe, dimag to hoga?

Waiter- Sorry Paaji, Murga PUNJABI tha……….

 

 

A child said to a Pregnant lady- “Ye pet me kya hai?”

Lady- Es me mera pyaara sa, cute sa baby hai.

Child- Itna pyaara tha, to khaya kyon Moti…..

 

Son to his Dad- Dad, aaap kabhi Egypt gaye the?

Dad- Nahi Beta, kyon?

Son- Phir itni khatarnaak “MUMMY” kahan se laaye…..

 

 

Golu Office ja raha tha.

Patni pyaar se boli- See you in the evening.

Golu gusse se- Dhamki kise de rahi hai, me bhi tujhe dekh lungaa…

 

Bibi- Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.

Pati- To kya ye 3 bachche Internet se download kiye hain?

Bibi- Nahi ye bachche to maine Sharmaji ke Pen-drive se liye hain…

 

 

 

Relaxed mind,

A peaceful soul,

A joyful spirit,

A healthy body,

and Heart full of LOVE,

All these are my prayers for you.

wish you a-

HAPPY NEW YEAR…..

 

 

Mujhe chand-taaron se kya lena,

Aapke bina in baharon se kya lena,

Bas aapka pyaar basa rahe es Dil me,

Mujhe Zannat ke nazaron se kya lena…

 

Once Rajnikant got angry on his friend,

And told him not to saw his face ever again.

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Today hat friend is known as-

BIG BOSS……

 

 

 

Life lives,

Life dies,

Life laughs,

Life cries,

Life gives us,

And

Life tries,

But

Life looks Different in Everyone Eyes….

 

 

Lakhon me ek ho tum,

Sweet me Cake ho tum,

Dil ke Neik ho tum,

Aapka koi Rishta tod nahi sakte hum,

Kyonki,

Mere apno me ek ho tum…..

 

 

Sardar’s 60th Birthday..

Guest- Ye cake per BULB kyon lagaye hain?

Sardar- 60 Candles lagane me muskil ho rahi thi.

    So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya…'

 

Nights are Dark,

But Days are Light,

Wish  your life will always be Bright,

So my dear don’t get Fear,

Because,

GOD gift us a Brand New Year….

 

 

Aapki yaadon ki Mehek se,

Din gujar liya karte hain,

Na mil sake aapse kabhi to,

Aapki tasveer ko seene se laga liya karte hain….

 

 

Can you lend me 2000/- Rs.?

I need it.

Please help me out.

I know you have it.

I will return it.

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Santa asked to ATM Machine…

 

 

Shaam ki shama me ek Tasveer najar aati hai,

Tab en hothon se ek baat nikal aati hai,

Kab hogi unse ji bharke baaten,

Bas ye sonch ke har sham nikal jati hai…

 

 

Jo pyaar ke Rishte hum banate hain,

Unhe logon se kyon chhupate hain,

Agar hota hai Gunaah pyaar karna,

To Bachpan se hi sab pyaar karna kyon sikhate hain….

 

 

A special new year ,

Message for you,

Believe in yourself,

In the power you have,

Believe in Strength,

That you have ,

Deep within,

Believe in Tomorrow and,

What it will bring,

Have your Happiest year so far,

Wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR…..

 

 

Sardar- Yaar, ek ladki mujhko has ke dekh rahi hai, kya karun?

Friend- Pehle confirm kar, Has ke Dekh rahi hai,

         Ya Dekh ke Has rahi hai………

 

 

Wife- Bas karo, raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho, subah ho gayi hai, thake nahi kya?

Pati- Ye to kuchh bhi nahi hai, ab to din-raat karunga,

            kyonki ---

 

         mere SMS free hain……….

 

 

Paaji- Aaj meri bakri ne pehla Anda diya hai.

Dost- Bakri kaise Anda de sakti hai?

Paaji-  Arre yaar, maine apni murgi ka naam Bakri rakha hai…

 

 

Boy- Your Name?

Girl- Soft Underwear.

Boy- Are you joking?

Girl- No, it means-

      “KOMAL CHADDA”..

 

 

Ricky Ponting is visiting every Church in Australia Only to thank GOD that-

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Rajnikant is not in Indian Cricket Team…

 

 

CHOR PAKADNE KI MACHINE:-

Chor pakadne ki machine bani.

USA me- 1 din me 9 pakade gaye.

CHINA me- 30.

UK me- 50.

aur,

INDIA me- 1 ghante me Machine hi chori ho gayi…_

 

 

 

Dad- Son, what do you want for your Birthday?

Son- Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it….KING…

 

 

Boy- Mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl- Mere Parents allow nahi kerte hain.

Boy- Haan, jaise mere parents ne to mujhe

        “ AKHIL BHARTIYA GIRL PATAO MAHA SANGH” ka Chairman bana rakha hai….