Girl to Boy- Apne baal to dekho, jaise ghas ugi ho.
Boy- Isiliye itni der se soch raha hu ki mere paas bhains kyon khadi hai….
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Rajnikant once taught a child how to play ‘Lukka-chuppi.
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Today that child is known as ‘Osama Bin Laden’.
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Ek bachcha door-bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Ek oldman ne use dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja kar bola- Aur kuchh beta?
Bachcha- Ab bhaag bhuddhe, warna pitegaa..
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Ravan ko court le jaya gaya.
JUDGE- Apna hath Gita par rakho.
Ravan- Sorry boss.
Sita par hath rakha to itna lagda hua.
Ab Gita par hath nahi rakhunga.
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Ladki ka attitude hame pasand nahi.
Ladki ki baatein hume pasand nahi.
Ye to Dosto ki zid hai ki BHABHI chahiye.
Barna Girl-friend banana hume pasand nahi…….
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Q Ishq Duniya me banaya mere Khuda,
1 pal chain na pau unke bina,
Me marna bhi chahu to nikle na Dam,
Ye kaisa Rog lagaya mere Khuda…
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Teacher- Pappu, ‘TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA’ slok ka kya arth hai?
Pappu- Tum so jao Maa, me Jyoti ke paas ja raha hu.
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Koi kehata hai Duniya, Pyaar pe chalti hai
Koi kehata hai, Dosti pe chalti hai
Lekin humne jab Aazmaya,
Toh ye Pyaar ki matlab ke liye chalti hai……….
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Dil me Yaadon ke mele hai,
Tum bin hum dost bahut akele hai,
Sab kuchh chodkar tumhe SMS karte hai,
Dekho hum tumhe kitana miss karte hai…
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Santa- Yaar koi aisa Karobar bata , jisme jyada munafa ho.
Banta- Aisa kar Sardiyo me Sasti Barf le kar Garmiyon me bech de.
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Anjan hai anjan hi rehne do,
Teri yaadon me pal pal marne do,
Q badnam karte ho mera naam le kar,
Ab to es naam ko Benaam hi rehne do……
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Takdir ne chaha,
Takdir ne bataya,
Takdir ne Tumko aur Humko milaya,
Khush Nasib the Hum ya Wo pal,
Jab aap jaisa Anmol DOST,
Meri jindgi me aaya…..
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Gamo ki Barsaat samete baitha hun,
Kisi Bewafa se Dhokha khaye baitha hun,
Jane kab dega Uparwala Maut mujhe,
Khuda ke bharose Aas lagaye baitha hun…
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In the thick forest of South Africa a Lion attacked Indian boy.
Boy called to Rajnikant’s mobile & felt down.
Rajnikant killed the Lion via-
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-Bluetooth…….
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Aksar Gumsum rehne wala Nagma hu me,
Apki yaadon me rehne wala Lamha hu me,
Aap mere Dost ho to ek Baat batao,
Aapke hote hue bhi kyon tanha hu me……..
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Na jeene ki Khushi,
Na marne ka Gum,
Jeete hai es Aas par,
Kabhi wo humare ho jaayenge,
Marte nahi esliye ki,
Wo akele reh jayenge……….
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Everyday,
Every time,
Every where,
I may not be with you….
But my Thinking,
My Care,
My Message,
My Prayers,
&,
My Lovely Wishes are,
ALWAYS WITH YOU…………
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Ae mere Jhute humsafar,
Ja tujhe chhod diya,
Tujhse muh mod liya,
Ye na Sochana tujhse,
Bewafaie karunga,
Tujhe chahta tha,
Chahta hu,
Aur,
Chahta rahunga…
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Smart Boy + Smart Naari = Affair jari
Smart Boy + Bewakuf Naari = Pawn bhari
Bewakuf Boy + Bewakuf Naari = Shaadi ki Taiyari
Bewakuf Boy + Smart Naari = Boy Bhikhari…..
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Riston ki Haqeeqat koi kya samjhega?
Dilon ki jarurat koi kya samjhega?
Aapki khushi hi jindgi hai meri,
Is khushi ki kimat koi kya samjhega?
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Aaj Pyari si Subah boli:- Uth dekh kya nazara hai,
Maine kaha ruk pehle,
MSG bhej dun us Dost ko,
Jo es SUBAH se bhi PYAARA hai….
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Pasand hai Surat lakhon me Aapki,
Jadu to jarur hai aankhon me aaapki,
Dil ki baaton ko aap kya jane,
Humne to bitaya hai har pal Yaadon me Aapki..
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Humko khud se juda kar nahi paogi,
Humari yaadon ko bhula nahi paogi,
Karogi jab bhi Aankhein band,
Humko hi samne paogi..
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