If you want to enjoy something, Always think life is long.

If you want to enjoy something,

Always think life is long.

But if you want to achieve  something,

Always think life is very short.

Kahan se laun hunar use manane ka,

Koi jawab nahin tha uske ruth jane ka,

Mohabbat me saza mujhe hi milni thi,

Kyonki –

Jurm maine kiya unse dil lagane ka….

When ambition exceeds performance,

The gap is called Frustration.

But –

When the performance exceeds ambition,

The overlap is called Success…

Wo mile bhi to sirf Khuda ke darwar me,

Aap tum hi batao –

Yaaron,

Hum Ibaadat karte yaa Mohabbat….

Agar log sirf zarurat per aapko yaad karte hain,

To bura mat maniye.

Garv mahsus kijiye,

Kyonki –

‘Aap ek Candle ki tarah tab yaad aate ho,

Jab andhera hota hai’….

Life is flowing like a River,

With unexpected turns.

May be good,

May be bad,

Lear to enjoy each turn,

Because these turns will never Return….

Wo chand jaise aasman me chamakte rahe,

Hum raat bhar unki chamak me khoye rahe,

Jante hain ki kabhi naa paa sakenge unhe,

Phir bhi har dua me unhi ko mangte rahe…

We always feel that –

Life of others is better than us.

But –

We always forget that –

We are also others for someone else..

Live your Life as you Love….

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hain. :-

1)Boring : - jo dhup wale din chhatri leke jati hai.

2)Interesting : - jo barish ke din janbujhkar chhatri ghar bhul jati hai..

Agar kisi ke pyaar ka andaza lagana ho to,

Uski narazgi ek bar dekh lo.

Kyonki –

Jitni siddat se wo narazgi dikhati hai,

Utni hi siddat uske pyaar me hoti hai…

Zindgi me muskilein tamam hai,

Phir bhi en labon per ek Muskaan hai,

Kyonki –

Jeena jab har hal me hai,

To phir Muskurakar jeene me kya Nuksaan hai…

Don’t  mix the words with your Mood,

Because –

You will have many options to change the Mood,

But –

You will never get any option to Replace your Spoken Words….

Teacher  :- samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Boy  :- kab?

Teacher :- samajh naa tere baap ka kya jata hai? Us me se 5 mujhe diye, to tere paas kitne bachein?

Boy :- 20.

Teacher :- kaise?

Boy :- samajh naa tere baap ka kya jata hai….

In life one should take every opportunity to laugh.

Because –

There is always something around the corner.

To make us cry…..

One sided love –

Wo ladka aaj bhi garmi me mar raha hai.

Kisi ladki ne ek bar use kaha tha.—

“Tum es sweater me bahut ache lagte ho.”

A single lovable Smile.

Is a proper key for –

Many solutions & many confusions.

So express your cute Smile every moment…

The person who is your friend will always do 2 things extremely for you. –

Silently caring. And –

Openly hurting to make you perfect…..

A girl can be your –

Best Friend,

A Worst Enemy,

A Cute Sister,

A lovely Sweetheart. Or –

A Real Stupid.

It all depends on how you Treat Her….

Rule of Success : -

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

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And act exactly opposite to her advice….

Only for you –

Always Smile.

Haso.

Jiyo.

Muskurao.

Khush raho.

Ky pata –

Kal mujhse ladai ho jaye, aur –

Aapke paas hasane ke liye daant hi naa rahe.

So Keep SMILING…..

Dil chahta hai ki –

Duniya me jo sabse pyara hai,

Use jaan se maar dun.

Par kya karun –

Suicide karna paap hai…

A Smile costs less than Electricity,

But gives more Light.

So always Smile & prove that –

You are the Best BULB….

Bhool jane ka hosla naa hai naa hoga,

Door reh kar bhi tu juda naa hai naa hoga,

Tujhse milkar kisi aur se kya milna,

Koi tere jaisa naa tha naa hai naa hoga…

Beautiful message by MOTHER TERESA : -

“If you can’t LOVE a Person whom you see; then how can you LOVE GOD whom you have never seen.”

Door ho jaun to intezar karna,

Apne dil me itna to aitbaar karna,

Lout ke aayenge hum agar,

Kabhi chale bhi gaye to,

Aap bas humse ye Dosti barkarar rakhna….

Santa : yar ye bata ki world me kitne desh hain?

Banta : abe kal ke dushman duniya me ek hi desh hai – INDIA aur baki sab Videsh hain…..

Ek phool ki tamanna thi ki,

Kaash wo daal jhuk jati to kyat ha,

Zindgi ke mod pe jab wo sath thi meri,

Kaash zindgi wahin ruk jati to jya tha….

Patient : Dr. sahab ye Phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor : ye mera 1^st  Operation hai. Success hua to mere liye, nahin to tumhare liye…

Life is sin90, that is ONE.

Love is cos90, that is ZERO,

But –

Friendship is tan90, that is INFINITY.

Friendship never Ends…

Sharing Pain will reduce it.

Sharing Happiness will increase it.

So Pain or Gain share it.

Especially with the One who Cares for you…

Duniya jise kehta hai –

Jadu ka khilona hai.

Mil jaye to Mitti hai.

Kho jaye to Sona hai.

Barsat ka badal to diwana hai.

Kya jane kis rah se bachna hai.

Kis kis chat ko bhigona hai..

Arjun ne Krishna se puchha : Rishton ka asli matlab kya hota hai?

Krishna ne hans kar jawab diye : jo matlab ke liye banaya jaye wo Rishta hi kahan hota hai…

Pappu : Uncle, Bablu ghar per hai?

Santa : Hai Beta. Maggi kha raha hai, tujhe bhookh lagi hai?

Pappu : han.

Santa : to tub hi ghar se kha kar aa….

Kabhi chup bhi reh kar dekho,

Kabhi aanshu bhi piker dekho,

Roshni nahin hamesha sath rehti,

Kabhi andheron ko humsafar bhi banakar dekho….

Evergreen thought : -

“This moment is not Permanent in Life.”

-          Read the above line whenever You are in Happy or Sad. It works Honestly.

Rose is famous for Grace.

Advocate is famous for Case.

Horses are famous for Race.

But –

Smile is Famous on your Face.

So keep Smiling…

Half of the Problems in Life are.

Because –

We Act without Thinking.

And –

The Rest Half is… Because –

We keep on Thinking without Acting….

Value of Relation –

Is not that how much you feel happy with some one.

But it is that –

How much someone Feels ALONE without You….

10 years before People used to wake up, and –

1^st see Gods Image .

But –

Now a days People Wake up and –

1^st see how many Messages & Missed Calls are there ….

Santa sarab piker Sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu gusse me : aye murkh me tujhe SHRAAP deta hun.

Santa : rukiye Maharaj me Glass leke aata hun…

Tassvur tera jo mujhe chhu jaye,

Meri har sans se teri hi khushboo aye,

Ye kis mod per le aayi hai teri justju,

Pani me aks mera ho aur Nazar tu aaye…..

Bewafa se pyaar nahin hota,

Marne ke baad intezaar nahin hota,

Dosti dekhkar karna mere dost,

Har dost humari tarah wafadaar nahin hota…

Friendship is like Wine,

It gets Better as it grows Older.

Just like us.

I get Better you

Get Older

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY…

Santa platform ke side leta tha.

Banta : kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : suicide.

Banta : to beech me let jao.

Santa : dar lagta hai….

Mushkile dil ke irade aazmayegi,

Nigahon se khwabo ke parde hatayegi,

Gir kar kabhi himmat mat harna,

Yahi thokar tumhe Zindgi me chalna sikhayegi….

Husband : aaj kisi ne mere Baap ko gaali di.

Wife :  fir?

Husband : maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Wife : lekin wo tha koun?

Husband : wo thi mere son ki Mother….

Kya pata kabhi uske zubaan se bhi izhar nikale,

Kya pata kabhi unke dil se bhi pyaar mile,

Sach hai unke bina kabhi  jee nahin sakte,

Kya pata kabhi unke dil se bhi yahi baat nikale….

Santa : mujhe to aankhein band karne per bhi dikhayi deta hai.

Banta : kya dikhta hai?

Santa :  Andhera….

Gham naa ho wahan, jahan ho fasana tera;

Khushiyan dhundti rahe aashiyana tera,

Wo waqt hi naa aaye jab tum udaas ho,

Hamesha kaayam rahe Muskurana tera…

Banta : kya hua, ye mitti kyon khod rahe ho?

Santa : dadaji ne bola, maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai. Wahi dhund raha hun…

Kabhi to aisa hota hai,

Yaadon ka asar zara der se hota hai,

Aap sochte hain ki hum bhul gaye,

Per humari to har baat me zikar aapka hota hai…

Santa : angrejon ne Chaand ke upper Pani aur Baraf ki khoj kar li hai.

Banta : matlab hume ab sirf Daaru aur Namkeen leke jana hai…

Dekhiye fir raat aa gayi,

Tanhaayiyon me waqt ki baat aa gayi,

Hum to wahin baithe the sitaron ki panah me,

Aankhein band ki to aapki yaad aa gayi…

Is zamane me aise bhi nadan hote hain,

Apni kasti le jaate hain wahan,

Jahan toofan hote hain,

Kyon basate ho unko dil me,

Jo dil ki basti me chand dino ke mehman hote hain….

A sweet note to my irritated friend :

I know that I irritate you more and more every day.

But the day I will be Silent it will irritate you the most….

Santa : soch raha hun ki USA ghum aaun, kitna paisa lagega?

Banta : kuchh bhi nahin.

Santa : kaise?

Banta : sochne ke liye paise nahin lagate…

Once you start a working on something,

Don’t  be afraid of failure, and

Don’t  abandon it.

People who work sincerely are the happiest…

Teri ek dua ke samane wo duaein nakam rehti hai,

Ae dilruba,

Warna –

Meri mout ki dua karne wale to bahut hain..

It takes a strong heart to love.

It takes a stronger heart to continue

To love after it has been hurt…

Kismat ruth gayi,

Dil ke taar tut gaye,

Wo bhi ruth gaye,

Sapane bhi tut gaye,

Khajane me the sirf 2 aanshu,

Jab aapki yaad aayi to wo bhi lut gaye….

Tu ek munfarid phool thi,

Jo dil ko bha gayi.

Warna me wo bhauran nahin,

Jo har gul per fida ho jaun…

Kaamyabi tak pahunchane wale raste sidhe nahin hote,

Lekin –

Ye pakka hota hai, ki –

Kaamyabi milne ke baad saare raste sidhe ho jate hain…

Raaston ki virani, aur –

Jalti dhoop se darne wale,

Kabhi  manzil tak nahin pahunch paate.

Don’t  follow others,

But –

Make others to follow you…

Hum se khelti rahi duniya,

Taas ke patton ki tarah,

Jis ne jita usne bhi phenka,

Jis ne hara usne ne bhi phenka…

Night is not only for sleep,

Its  to forget today’s sorrow,

To dream today’s joyness, and

To receive tomorrow happenings.

HAPPY END OF THE DAY….

Aaj phir aaina puchhta hai,

Ki teri aankhon me nami kyon hai,

Jiski chahat me khud ko bhula diya,

Phir uski chahat me kami kyon hai….

Asman mil jaye to zamin mat chhodna,

Chaand mil jaye to sitare mat todna,

Badi duaaon ke baad mile ho aap dost,

Koi aur mil jaye to hume mat chhodna…

Zindgi ghumon ka ek parinda hai,

Khushiyan aaj kal chuninda hai,

Kabhi yaad kar liya karo hume bhi doston,

Hum bure hi sahi magar abhi zinda hain…

I can go days without talking to you,

Months without seeing you,

But not a second goes by that,

I don’t think about you…

Agar hota yaqeen ki –

Tu milne aayegi khwaab me,

Wafa ki kasam –

Aankhon me Gulaab ki pattiyan saja ke sote….

Door ho jaun to zara intezar karna,

Apne dil me itna to aitbar rakhna,

Lout ke aayenge hum,

Agar kahin chale bhi gaye to,

Aap bas humse ye dosti barkarar rakhna….

See how beautifully God has added one more day in your life.

Not necessarily because –

You need it.

But because –

Someone else might need you….

Students 1^st law of tension –

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the no. of days left from “EZM” , where “KAL SE PADHUNGA” remains constant …

Biggest truth –

You can calculate everything,

Even the speed of light.

But –

Can’t  calculate the hate of the people behind their Smile….

Bhoolna aapko naa aasan hoga,

Jo bhule aapko wo nadan hoga,

Aap to basate ho ruh me humari,

Aap hume naa bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga…

Mayus hona ek gunah hota hai,

Milta wahi hai –

Jo kismet ki lakiron me likha hota hai,

Har chiz mile hume,

Ye jaruri to nahin,

Kuchh chizon ke pane ke intezaar  me hi maza hota hai…

Dil ne hume diwana bana diya,

Roye naa the hum kabhi,

Aapne rula diya,

Humne har waqt yaad kiya aapko,

Lekin –

Aapne yaad karne me zamana laga diya…

Types of proposals :-

1)      I love you.

2)      I want to spend my rest of life with you.

3)      Will you marry me?

But latest one now –

Wanna be my chammak challo….

Log kehte hain –

Kaash padhai pyaar ki tarah hoti,

Apne aap ho jati,

Hum kehte hain ki-

Kaash pyaar padhai ki tarah hota,

Parents maar-maar ke karwate….

Lamho ki ek kitab hai zindgi,

Saanso aur khayalo ka hisab hai zindgi,

Kuchh zarurate puri,

Kuchh khwahisein adhuri,

Bas inhi sawalon ka zawab hai zindgi…

Santa ne Banta ki beti ka rishta manga.

Banta ne Santa ko khub mara.

Maar khake Santa utha.

Kapade zaad ke bola : toh phir me aapka inkar samajhun…

Usne humse puchha : pyaar ka asli matlab kya hota hai?

Tabhi humne hans bola : jo matlab ke liye kiya jaye, wo pyaar nahin hota…

Cute –lines :-

When our absence doesn’t  change someone’s life.

Then accept the reality.

That our presence has no meaning in their life…

The janaza of aashiq

 is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor,

the mehbuba jhaanki from the door

and boli : mar gaya haramkhor…

to impress his girlfriend to Italian Restaurant –

he picked up menu & ordered –

one Giuspe Spomdalchi.

Waiter : sorry sir, that’s the owner….

As the day turns into night,

Keep your worries out of sight,

Close your eyes,

And go to sleep,

All the good times are yours to keep.

Good night & sweet dreams…

Aap ko miss karna humari hobby,

Aapka khayal rakhna meri job,

Aapko khush rakhna mera dream,

Aapke liye dua karna meri duty,

And –

Aapko tang karna mera pyaar…..

Kitni masoom si ye saza hoti hai,

Palat ke dekho to sirf hawa hoti hai,

Nadan hain wo,

Jo chahate hain kisi ko zindgi ki tarah,

Bhool jate hain ki –

Zindgi bhi to webafa hoti hai…

Effect of cold –

Sir se leke paav tak kapade,

Hathon me dastane,

Aur dupatta kandhon per,

Wah wah

Its proof –

Sardi ke din,

Ladkiyon ko tamizdar bana deti hai….

If you doubt our friendship,

Just take 1 coin & toss.

If it is head,

You are my friend.

If it is tail,

I’m your friend….

Santa : bhai jaldi jao, tumhare ghar me barsaat ka pani ghush gaya hai.

Banta : chal jhute, ghar ki chabhi to mere paas hai….

Santa fouj me bharti hua.

2 days baad jung suru ho gayi.

Santa ki topi per goli lagi.

Santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola : -

Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hai…

Judge : tumne ye car chori ki hai?

Chor : janab, car qabristan me khadi thi. Me samajha ki is ke malik ka intekaal ho gaya hai. Me wahan se le aaya…

aap ki ada hume naasur karti hai,

per aapki yaad hume aapko yaad karne ko mazbur karti hai

hum bhool jana chahte hain aapko,

per aapki wo daant hume aapko bhoolne nahin deti...

hum to pyaar aapko karte hain bahoot,

per aapki wo baat hume I LOVE YOU kaizhaar karne nahin deti....

itni si naadan khata hai humari,

ab to maaf kijiye,

naa ho sake to -

kuchh to ab insaaf kijiye.......

Zutha apnapan to har koi jatata hai.

Zutha  apnapan to har koi jatata hai,

Wo apna hi kya jo pal pal satata hai,

Yaqin naa karna har kisi per,

Kyonki –

Karib hai kitna koi,

Ye to waqt hi batata hai…..

If we loose a pen,

We can buy new one,

But –

If we loose pen cap,

We can’t buy new one.

Caring  for  small  relation is

More important in life….

Sunte jaana tum hi ho ab meri life,

Tujhko chhod ke naa koi banegi meri wife,

Tu agar kabhi de dhokha,

Jaan me apni dunga with a knife….

Naa juban se,

Naa nigahon se,

Naa alfazon se,

Naa zajbaton se,

Naa greeting se,

Naa gift se,

Hum to aapko yaad karte hain---

Aapko direct dil se……

Haar

Yaa

Jeet

Soch per depend karta hai,

Maan lo to haar hogi,

Aur –

Than lo jeet hogi……

Khwaish dil se jatayi nahin jati,

Doston ki yaad yunhi bhulayi nahin jati,

Chalo hum hbi SMS kar dete hain,

Aapse to ye tqleef uthayi nahin jati…

Wo hume bahut jyada satate hain,

Fir bhi hum unh emanate hain,

Jise hum bepanah chahate hain,

Naa jane wo humse kyon  nazarein churate hain…

Chand jab nikalta hai,

Tera guma hota,

Is kadar dil fareb sama hota hai,

Hum teri yaad me khoye rehte hain,

Neend me jab sara jahan hota hai…

Yaad rahun to thik,

Warna bhula dena,

Hui ho khata mujhse to,

Saza dena, waise –

To hun me khali kagaz ki tarah,

Likh jaye to thik, warna –

Jala dena….

Truth of life----

Insane ko taqleef tab nahin hoti,

Jab koi apna dur chala jata hai,

Taqleef tab hoti hai ,

Jab apna paas hokar bhi duriyan bana leta hai…..

Zindgi me kisi ka sath kafi hai,

Haathon me kisi ka haath kafi hai,

Door ho yaa paas fark nahin padta,

Pyaar ka to bas ehsaas hi kaafi hai……

Labon pe unke auron ka naam paya,

Khud ko zamane me badnaam paya ,

Shiddat se ki humne mohabbat unse,

Aur bewafai ka ilzaam humne paya….

Thodi sarat, thodi ruswai ;

Bahut sara apnapan,

Thodi ladai,

Naa ho fasle kabhi, aur –

Naa kabhi duri,

Bas isi tarah humari dosti me mit jaye zindgi puri…….

Days begins with Hopes,

And ends with Dreams.

Everyday starts with some Expectation..

But –

Everyday surely ends with some Experience…..

Dil ki dhadkan ruk si gayi hai,

Saanse merit ham si gayi hai,

Puchha tha dil ke doctor se,

Hume pata chala ---

Is dil me aapki yaad jam si gayi hai….

Thinking that –

We are the perfect ,

And –

The others need to be corrected,

Is just like –

Cleaning the mirror,

Instead of cleaning our face…….

Fizayon me mehakti sham ho tum,

Sagar me chalakta jam ho tum,

Sine me liye firta hun yaad tumhari,

Meri zindgi ka dusra naam ho tum….

Bahut khushnasib kal ki raat gujri,

Kuch tanha per kuch khas gujri,

Naa neend aai naa khwab koi,

Bas tere khayalon ke sath guzri…

Kuch nahin hai per meri zindgi me tum ho,

Aarzu justju aur meri bandgi me tum ho,

Bhul jayenge tumhe,

Ye naa sochana,

Meri har nazar fiqar har dua me tum ho….

Santa : are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangal kar dega.

Banta : kyon?

Santa : baar-baar dikhata hai battery low. Ab tak 50 battery badal chukka hun…

Aapki nashili yaadon me dubkar humne  Ishq ki gaharayi ko samajha,

Aap to de rahe the dhokha,

Aur humne jaan kar bhi kabhi aapko bewafa naa samajha….

Jab bhi unki gali se guzarta hun,

Meri aankhein ek dastak de deti hai,

Dukh ye nahin ki wo darwaja band kar dete hain,

Khushi ye hai ki wo mujhe ab bhi pehchan lete hain….

Tujhe chhupa rakha hai in palkon me,

Per inko ye batana nahin aaya,

Sote hue bhing jaati hain palkein meri,

Palkon ko ab tak dard chhupana bhi nahin aaya….

Bikate hain gham husn ke bazaar me,

Lakhon dard chhupe hain ek chhote se inkaar me,

Hojaoge jab bhi  is duniya se dukhi,

To swagat hai meri dosti ke darwar me….

Jindgi kab kam hui pata naa chala,

Khushi kab gum hui pata naa chala,

Unki yaad me kuchh is tarah dube hum,

Ki aankhein kab nam hui pata naa chala……

That’s call the real attitude -----

If you take my kindness as my weakness. I will take your life as a joke.

Paas aakar sabhi door chale gaye,

Hum akele the, akele hi rah gaye;

Dil ka dard kise dikhaye,

Jab marham lagane wale hi jakhm de gaye…..

Life is so unpredictable :

One moment you think all your dreams are coming true.

And –

The very next second you find that –

You were actually dreaming….

Every heart has a pain.

Only the way of expression is different.

Fools hide it in eyes.

But –

Brilliants hide in their smile….

Pyar ghazal hai,

Gungunane ke liye.

Pyar nagma hai sunane ke liye.

Ye wo zajba hai,

Jo sabko nahin milta.

Kyonki –

Hausala chahiye  pyar ko nibhane ke liye….

There’s no wine,

If grapes are not crushed.

No perfumes ,

If flowers are not crushed.

So if life i8s grinding you,

It means –

God is preparing you for the Best…..

Naa wo sapna dekho,

Jo tut jaye.

Naa wo hath thamo,

Jo chhut jaye.

Mat aane do kisi ko bhi  itna karib ki –

Uske dur jane se insaan khud se ruth jaye….

An aeroplane is always safe at ground,

But it is not made for that ;

So always take some meaningful action plan,

To make life successful….

Sugar & salt may be mixed together,

But even the ants rejects  the salt.

And –

Carries away the sugar.

So select the good people in life….

Isn’t  life like a grammar lesson?

At times ,

We find the past-perfect ,

And –

Sometimes the present-tense?

Read it again.

A Birthday is a million moments,

Each holding a promise of fulfillment of your dreams & accomplishments of some special plans.

Wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY……

Aansuo ko pee kar hasna seekha hai,

Khud ko kho kar pana sekha hai,

Apno ne to dil har pal toda hai,

Per humne usi dil ko jodna seekha hai…..

My phone is like my lover.

It’s the last thing,

I see at night ,

And the first thing when I wake up in the morning….

Party hard,

Make mistakes,

Laugh endlessly.

Do things you are afraid to do.

After all ,

You are only young once….

Night is not only for sleep,

Its to forget today’s sorrow,

To dream today’s joyness,

And –

To receive tomorrow’s happenings.

HAPPY END OF THE DAY……

Yaadon ki aapko salam karte hain,

Zindgi aap per nisaar karte hain,

Fursat mile to kuchh likh bhejna,

Aap ke hi message ka to intezar karte hain….

Tears are one of the most costly liquid,

Do you know why?

Because –

Out of many liquids here in the world,

Only tears can explain the real meaing of pain……

Hard work is like stairs,

And luck is like lift.

Sometimes lift may fail,

But –

Stairs will always take you to the top.

Have a successful life…..

Bhul jana use jo tumhe bhula de,

Mat dekhna use jo tumhe rula de,

Per kabhi naa dur hona us shakhs  se,

Jo apni aankhein bhingo kar bhi tumhe hansa de…

Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

They relax in work.

They don’t  sleep like others.

They sleep with dreams;

And awake with commitments to fulfill them….

Teacher : agar me 2 din ke liye teri maa ban jaun; to tujhe sudhar dungi.

Student : mam, me aaj hi jake apne baapu ko batata hun ki – “Baapu teri to lottery lagi.”

Success never depend on the size of our brain.

It always depends on the size of our POSITIVE Thoughts & Actions only….

Heartly welcome to cool morning.

Happy welcome to fresh morning.

Great welcome to new morning.

Lovely welcome to nice morning…

Good Morning…

Mistakes are painful , when they happen but.

Years later the collection of mistakes is called “Experience”.

Which leads you to ‘Success’……

Fursat mile ton yaad kijiyega.

Humari bhi kami ka ehsaas kijiyega.

Hume to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki.

Agar disturb kiya ho to maaf kijiyega…..

Policeman to Santa :- sab kuchh bata, barna chaddi utar kar pitunga.

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Santa :- oji chori maine ki hai. Aap kyon chaddi utaroge…

The more you surrender your life to someone.

The more unattractive you become to that person…..

Height of begging : -

A sleeping beggars puts up a notice board in front of him. –

“Please don’t  make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.”

Dhokha diya hai apne hi yaar ne,

Jab hum the diwane uske pyaar me,

Ab gumsum baithe hain akele tanhayi me,

Khoon ke aansu rote hain uski judai me….

Teri yaadon ki mehfil bikharti nahin,

Har waqt aasani se guzar jata hai,

Per ye tanha raatein gujarti nahin…

Teri hasi kea age mere aansu kuchh nahin,

Tere khushi kea age mere ghum kuchh nahin,

Tu jahan bhi rahe khush rahe,

Teri zindgi ke samane meri mout kuchh nahin….

Fullform of HAPPY : -

H :- HUM

A :- AAPKO

P :- PAL

P :- PAL

Y :- YAAD kerte hain.

Ab aap bhi mujhe kabhi kabhi HAPPY kiya karo…..

Us sans se jab mulaqat ho teri,

Bata dena usko halat meri,

Aapko ho naa ho jarurat meri,

Per meri har sans ko jarurat hai aapki…

Alphabet ‘O’ stands for ‘OPPORTUNITY’, -

Which is absent in Yesterday,

Available once in T’O’DAY,

And –

Thrice in T’O’M’O’RR’O’W.

Never loose Hope……

Santa shopkeeper se : aapke paas colour TV hai?

Shopkeeper : haan hai.

Santa : to mujhe green wala dijiye.

Puri umar aapko pyaar hi pyaar mile,

Kadam kadam per khushiyon ki bahar mile,

Jis khushi ke tarasti hai duniya,

Khuda kare wo aapko baar baar mile…

Tere bina kitni akeli hai zindgi,

Uljhi hui si ek paheli hai zindgi,

Badi hi siddat se banayi hui –

Teri yaadon ki haweli hai zindgi….

A doctor implants a new ear to a man.

Man : you idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear.

Doctor : that makes no difference.

Man : it makes difference now. I listen everything but understand nothing…..

A great thinker was asked : -

What is the meaning of life?

He replied : - life itself has no meaning. Life is an Opportunity to create a meaning….

Zindgi se jo lamha mile use chura lena,

Zindgi pyaar se apni saja lo,

Zindgi yun hi guzar jayegi aaram se,

Bas kabhi khud haso, aur –

Kabhi rote hue ko hasa do….

Lambe safar me ek sahara ho tum,

Andhere raaston ka ujala ho tum,

Sochta hunt um bin zindgi kaisi hoti,

Kyonki meri khushi ka khazana ho tum…..

I don’t  have time to hate people who hate me.

Because –

I’m too busy in loving people who love me…..

1 aadami kumbh ke mele me : - hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhadte dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi kripa barsao…

Pyaar se dor sajaye rekhna,

Dil ko dil se milaye rekhna,

Kya lekar jana hai sath me,

Do meethe bol se is pyaar ke rishte ko banaye rekhna…..

Teacher : - kal school kyon nahin aaye?

Boy : girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher : kis liye?

Boy : yes sir.

Teacher : puchha kis liye?

Boy : liya sir, bahut sara kis liya….

Tanhai me muskurana Ishq hai,

Ek baat sabse chhupana Ishq hai,

Yun to neend bhi nahin aati raat bhar,

Magar aaye to sote sote jag jana bhi Ishq hai…..

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wahi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya….

Girlfriend : kal mera birthday hai.

Boyfriend : ADVANCED HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Girlfriend : kya gift doge?

Boyfriend : kya chahiye?

Girlfriend : RING.

Boyfriend : RING dunga , per Phone mat uthana; balance nahin hai….

Do not get upset with people or situations.

Because –

Both are Powerless without your reactions…..

Kyon ek pal bhi tum bin raha nahin jata,

Tumhara ek dard bhi mujhse saha nahin jata,

Kyon itna pyaar diya hai tumne,

Ki tum bin mujhse jiya nahin jata…..

1 ladke ne ek ladki ko call kiya.

Boy : I LOVE YOU Jaan.

Girl : sachhi.

Boy : muchhi.

Girl : ek 100 ka recharge karwa do please.

Boy : sorry didi, wrong number…….

Santa apni girlfriend ki julfon me aisa khoya ki –

Behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aaya to romantic hokar puchha : -

Jaan, nahati kyon nahin ho?....

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Ae-jaan,

Dum bhi nikale t9o nikale teri baahon me….

Problem is just a Distance between Expectation & Reality.

So either expect less, and

Accept reality. Or-

Expect lot, and

Be brave to turn it into reality…..

Ek fish ko bird se love ho gaya.

Fish paani chhor nahin sakti. Aur –

Bird paani me jaa nahin sakta.

Agar kisi se pyaar kiya hai to batao :-

“Dono kaise milenge?”…….

Hasin palon ko phir se awad kar rahe the,

Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the,

Dil ko bada sukun hua,

Aaj jab hawao ne kaha : - “ Aap bhi hume yaad kar rahe the.”

Teacher : batao Ganga kahan se nikalti hai? And kahan milti hai?

Boy : sir, Ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikal kar Mandir ke peechhe Sallu se milti hai…..

Never give up on something,

If you think,

You can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait,

But : -

Its more difficult to regret…..

Police : aapki car ki accident kaise hua?

Santa : wo to mujhe bhi pata nahin hai sir. Tab me so raha tha…

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Dam bhi nikale to nikale teri baahon mein..

Kabhi to lee hogi suraj ne chand ki kiss,

Tabhi to chand me daag hai,

Mumkin hai chand ne dowara nahin di hogi,

Tabhi to suraj me itni aag hai…..

Zindgi bhi hum apni khushi se luta dein,

Agar khuda humari umar tumko laga de,

Aur khuda se chahte kuchh bhi nahin,

Bas har janm me tumko humara dost bana de…..

Dushman se bhi badtar ho sakte ho tum,

Yeh raaz tumhe bataya naa tha,

Rulati hai jitni tumhari judai,

Dushmano ne bhi utna sataya naa tha…

Girl : aaj se humara rishta khatm. Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapas karte hain.

Boy : thik hai. Recharge se start karte hain.

Girl : jaanu, ab mazak bhi nahin kar sakti kya…..

Pyaar ki adalat me muqadma chala do,

Mujhe bewajah mujrim thehra do,

Fir kar lo kaid apne dil ki salakhon me,

Kuchh din nahin umar bhar ki saza suna do……

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem,

But –

Seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich,

Can surely be a problem…..

Santa : yaar koi aisa karobar bata, jis me jyada munafa ho?

Banta : aisa kar sardiyon me sasti baraf le kar garmiyon me bech….

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wohi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya……

Open & Close are opposite words.

But the lesson of Life teaches us –

We are open to only people, who are close to us.

Think twice. Good Day……

Kehte hain ache dost Maths ke “0” jaise hote hain.

Jiski koi kimat nahin hoti.

Per wo jis ke sath jud jaayein,

Uski kimat 10 guna badh jati hai……

Most beautiful sentence : -

“But, I Love You.”

Most painful sentence : -

“I Love You, But…”

Words are Same, just feel the difference…..

Santa : babaji, mujhe koi aisa kaam batao, jisme log apna kaam khud kareaur paise mujhe de.

Baba : tum sulabh sauchalay me naukari kar lo…

Jaane kyon aati hai yaad tumhari,

Chura le jaati hai raaton ki neend humari,

Ab to yehi khyal rehta hai subah-sham,

Kab hogi tumse mulaqat humari….

Santa : daaku & neta me kya fark hota hai?

Banta : daaku pehle lootta hai, phir Jail jata hai. Jabki neta pehle Jail jata hai, phir lootta hai…

Doctor & Pandit loved same Girl.

Pandit started giving Apple to Girl everyday.

Doctor asked : why?

Pandit : An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Away….

1 aadmi kumbh ke mele me : hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhdate dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi apni kripa barsao…

I TRUST YOU, is a better compliment. Than –

I LOVE YOU.

Because –

You may not always Trust the person you Love. But –

You can always Love the person you trust….

Never give up on something,

If you think – you can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait.

But –

Its more difficult to Regret….

Aapki aur humari muskan me kya fark hai?

Aap khush hone ke baad muskurate hain.

Aur –

Hum aapko khush dekhne ke baad muskurate hain…

Santa : sher ka pinjara khula rah jaye, to kya ho sakta hai?

Banta : sher chori ho sakta hai…..

A sleeping beggar puts up a Notice Board in front of him : -

“Please don’t  make Noise by dropping coins… offer notes.”

Father : beta, ek glass pani le aao.

Beta : nahin launga.

Dusra beta : chhodo Papa, ye to badtamiz hi hai. Aap khud leke pee lo, aur ek glass mere liye bhi le aana….

There is no Enemy outside your Soul.

The Real Enemy lives inside you.

They are : -

Anger ,

Pride ,

Greed ,

Attachment , and

Hate …

Future is not What we Planned for  Tomorrow,

It is the Result of What we do Today.

Do the Best at Present, and –

Be the Best in Future…

Banta : sabzi lene gaya.

Sabziwala sabzi per paani mar raha tha.

Kaafi der ho gayi to Banta bola : - agar Sabzi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1kg de do….

Behte ashkon ki jubaan nahin hoti,

Pyaar agar mile to uski kadar karna,

Kyonki Kismat har kisi per Meharbaan nahin hoti….

Zikar karta hai ye Dil subah-sham,

Girte hue Aanshu se banta hai tumhara Naam,

Kisi aur ko kyon dekhe ye aankhein,

Jab Dil per likha hai sirf tera Naam……

Affection shows the Human Mentality.

But –

Situation shows the Human Reality…..

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha.

Santa use dekh raha tha.

Kuchh der baad Santa bola : - bhai sahab, agar aap start nahin ho rahe ho, to dhakka laga dun…

Zindgi me 3 chije humesha bhul jana. : -

Dard,

Ghum, aur

Narazgi..

Aur zindgi me 3 chije kabhi mat bhulna. : -

Hansi,

Pyaar, aur

Ho sake to hume..  Good Morning.

Hum dekh nahin sakte unki aankhon me aansu,

Isliye apni Jeet ko bhi Haar kehte hain,

Hum is kadar hain Ishq me pagal, ki –

Unke zulmon ko bhi pyaar kehte hain…..

Kuchh rishte is jahan me khaas hote hain,

Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsas hote hain,

Yeh Dil ki kashish nahin to aur kya hai,

Ki –

Dur reh ke bhi wo Dil ke kitne paas hote hain….

Har Ek Baat Ajib Hoti Hai

har ek baat ajib hoti hai,

kuch khokar pana ajib hota hai,

kuch pakar khona ajib hota hai,

nadi ka sagar me milkar sagar me kho jana ajib hai,

pathar ka mati se banakar mati me mil jana ajib hai,

insan aata hai khali haath, aur jata bhi hai khali haath,

insan ka aana jana bhi ajib hai,

hawa ka gagan se chalakar gagan me mil jana ajib hai,

paani ka nadi se uth kar barish ki bund banakar -

nadi me mil jana ajib hai,

aadami ka ghar se nikal kar ghar me bapas aa jana ajib hai,

khud ki talent ko jankar bhagya (luck) per bharosa karna ajib hai,

ajib ko ajib janakar ajib kehna bhi ajib hai....

wah re wah,

duniya banane wale tune bhi kya duniya banayi,

tu ise banana chahta tha kuch aur, per banaya kuch aur...

                                                                                                                : - prabhu