My eyes waiting for your face,
My ears waiting for your voice,
My lips ready to talk to you,
And
My mobile waiting for your sweet sms…..
Rajnikant was swimming in ocean. He felt thirsty & just drunk a sip of water.
Now the ocean is called-----
Sahara Desert.
Where is located the headquarters of Central Bee Research and Training Institute?
- Pune.
Kisi ne hume rulaya to kya bura kiya,
Dil ko dukhaya to kya bura kiya,
Hum to pehle se hi tanha the,
Kisine ehsas dilaya to kya bura kiya…..
Kisi mod pe hum tumko khone nahin denge,
Juda hona chaho to hone nahin denge,
Chandani raaton me aayegi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke wo pal tumko sone nahin denge….
Wo aankh badi hi pyaari thi,
Jo usne humko mari thi,
Hum to muft me pit gaye,
Ae dost,
Hume kya pata tha ki-
Unko baba ramdev ki bimari thi…..
I wish,
I break my rib to make a pen,
Cut my skin to make a paper,
Take my blood to make an ink,
And
Write to you that-
“I LOVE YOU”.
Wada hai aapki dosti sada khas rahegi,
Yaadon ki jhalak dil ke pass rahegi,
Nahin bhulenge aapko aur apki dosti ko,
Jab tak is jism me akhiri saans rahegi…..
Shaam ko wo milne aayenge bhi,
Aur dowara aane ka wada bhi karenge,
Na samjhenge tumko bewafa,
Wo tumhari har baat ke aitbaar karenge….
Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairon se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain…..
Question:- wo kya cheez hai jo wife apne husband ko saari umar nahi lene deti?
Answer:- chain ki saans ke do pal..
Mayawati:- mujhe sab yaad karte hain, meri maa ko koi yaad nahin karta.
Secretary:- madem, U.P. me jab light jati hai, log aapki maa ko bhi yaad karte hain…
Taaron ki chadar,
Chand ka takiya,
Suhana ho mausam,
Aur –
Phoolon ki khatiya,
Sapno me ho kisi apno se batiya,
Aisi ho aapki aaj ki ratiya,
Subh raatri…..
Beautiful tomorrow never comes,
When it comes,
Its already today,
In the wait of beautiful tomorrow,
Don’t waste your wonderful today……
Subah ka mausam aur aapki yaad,
Halki si thandak aur chai(tea) ki taalash,
Yaara di yaari aur yaari di mithas,
Suru kijiye apna din-
Mere Good Morning ke saath……
When am defeated, I never wait for someone help me.
Because the world mayn’t show the correct person but my Mirror always does.
TRUST YOURSELF……
Jab bhi gali me chalo,
Nazare jhuka ke chalo,
Kyonki-
Aisa karne se na sirf aapki izzat barehgi,
Balki-
Gire hue kuchh paise milne
Ke chance bhi badh jayenge…..
Boss- tumne jis ladki ko secretary ki job par rakha hai, use to Grammar hi nahi aati.
Sonu- aap ne Grammar kaha tha. Me samajha Glamour kaha hai…
Nanhe se dil me arman koi rekhna,
Duniya ki bhid me pehchan koi rekhna,
Achchhe nahi lagte jab rehte ho udaas,
In hothon pe sada muskaan wahi rekhna…..
Aapse dur hum itna ho jaayenge,
In taaron me dekhna kahin kho jaayenge,
Aaj meri perwah nahi aapko,
Dekhna ek din had se jyada hum yaad aayenge…..
Mohabbat mujhe tha usise,
Yaadon me uski tadapta raha maut bhi,
Meri chahat ko rok na saki kabra bhi,
Kabra me bhi ye dil dhadakta raha…..
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera toh bata dena,
Hum dil pe patthar rakh ke-
Tumhe goli maar denge………
Tarasta hai dil teri sada ke liye,
Meri mohabbat teri wafa ke liye,
Hum aur kuchh nahin maangte tum se,
Bas naaak saaf kar lo khuda ke liye…….
Girl- its so cold here.
Boy- want my jacket?
Girl- no, I want you to wrap me in your arms.
Boy smile & said- “THARKI”….
Hum bhul jaayen use,
Aisi dil ki hasarat kahan,
Wo yaad kare humein,
Itni use fursat kahan,
Jinke chaaron taraf ho apno ka saath,
Unko ab hamari jarurat kahan…..
Gumon ki barasat samete baitha hun,
Kisi bewafa se dhoka khaye baitha hun,
Jaane kab dega uparwala maut mujhe,
Khuda ke bharose aas lagaye baitha hun….
I never expect you to remember me.
But I always drop my messages in your inbox to show-
“I still love to remember you.”
Santa- aaj mera beta 1st class me aaya.
Master- very good kis me aaya?
Santa- rajdhani express train me aaya…..
Santa- english me jhopadi ko kya kehte hain?
Banta- hut.
Santa- english aati nahin to, daant te kyon ho…
Jab girlfriend MSG kare to,
Kabhi ye mat socho ki-
Aapki girlfriend ne aapko kitna romantic msg bheja hai,
Hamesha ye socho ki-
Usko kisne bheja hoga?......
Jinko aaye na nibhane mohabbat,
Wo kya kisi ko abaad karenge,
Uth kar royenge raaton ko tab,
Jab pyaar mera wo yaad karenge….
Logon ke dilon me apna mukaam is tarah bana lo ki-
Mar jao to tumhare liye dua karen,
Or zinda ho to tumse milne ko tarsein….
A last ball six,
A last ball wicket,
A last minute goal,
A last minute move often wins the game,
That’s why we are still confident,
That a last day study can win an EXAM…..
Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle,
Khwaw tut jate hain sone se pehle,
Log kehte hain mohabbat gunah hai,
Per kash koi rok leta ise hone se pehle….
Manzil ko jaate parindo,
Ko jo dekha,
To khyal aaya-
Koi muntazir hota to hum bhi,
Kab ke-
Laut gaye hote….
To,
The A.C.P.
Police Station
Sir,
My friend forgot to SMS me,
I kindly request you to take action
imediately & encounter the useless mobile……..
Hospital attendance----
Langda – present sir.
Kana- present sir.
Andha- present sir.
Mental-
Mental-
Beta SMS baad me padh liyo,
Teri absent lag jaayegi…….
Always try to spend few seconds for your friends even you are busy.
Because-
One day you can get free time but not your friends back…..
Kyon mera dil dukhate ho,
Kyon mujhse har baat chhupate ho,
Mera to dil hi tut gaya,
Ye sun kar ki-
Aap VIM BAR se nahate ho…..
Smile stops when we close lips,
Dreams end when we open eyes,
Love ends when we stop beliving,
But-
Friendship ends when we stop disturbing…..
Akbar- kal maine sapna dekha ki tum
Gobar me gir gaye ho, aur me shahad(honey) me.
Birbal- ji maharaj, fir me aapko chatne laga,
Aur aap mujhe…..
Santa ne challenge kiya---
“ki wo kutubminar ko sir pe rakh ke mumbai le jaayega”.
Saare news wale pahunch gaye,
Tab santa bola-
“bas koi utha ke mere sir pe rakh de”…..
Sudhakar - 3 bister kyon lagaye?
Prerana – ghar me 3 guest aane wale hain.
Sudhakar- kaun-kaun?
Prerana- nani ka beta,
Mummy ka bhai,
Aur mere mama.
Sudhakar- fir ek aur laga.
Prerana- kyon?
Sudhakar- mera sala bhi aayega….
Santa chupke se nark se swarg me ghusa.
Devtaon ne pakad ke khub mara.
Uske baad uth ke santa bola-
Salon, tumhari inhi harkato ke karan,
Koi bhi swarg nahi aata……..
Udasi bhi muskaaan ban jayegi,
Rukti huie saanse bhi jaan ban jayegi,
Bhej dijiye hawaon me apni khushboo,
Who hi humari khushi ka
Farman ban jayegi…
Hasaati hai koi mujhko,
Fir rula bhi deti hai,
Kar ke wo mujhse wadein,
Akshar bhula bhi deti hai,
Ajib mizaj hai uska,
Mohabbat bhi rakhti hai aur,
Nazron se gira bhi deti hai……
Santa office ja raha tha.
Biwi pyaar se boli- see you in the evening.
Santa gusse se-
Dhamki kise de rahi hai,
Me bhi dekh lunga tujhe…..
Dur hain aap, per milne ki aas hai,
Man ko har pal ek ehsaas hai,
Yun to hazaron hain aapke apne magar,
Aap kal bhi khaas the,
Aur
Aaj bhi khaas hain……
1 machchhar,
1 takle ke sar par ja baitha.
Dusra machchhar bola-
Waah kya ghar dhundha hai,.
Pehla machchhar bola-
Ghar kahan re, abhi to sirf PLOT kharida hai….
Santa- baju ke ghar se IODEX maang ke le aa.
Wife- wo log nahin denge.
Santa- haan, bade kanjus aur kaminey log hain,
Chal apni hi aalmari se nikal le…..
Santa- tum bhikh kyon mangte ho?
Hatte-katte ho kuchh kaam kyon nahin karte ho?
Bhikhari- sahab, kaam to tabhi karun
Jab fursat mile…….
Kabhi to dil udaas hota hai,
Halka sa aankhon ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalakte hian mere bhi aankhon se aansu,
Jab kisi se dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai…….
Tantrik – tumhare ghar pe bhootani ka saya hai.
Bhakt- marunga sale,
Agar meri biwi ke bare me kuchh kaha to…..
EGO-
It is a disease in which we have the tendency
To keep hurtin’ the person who cares for us…….
Friend book-
Name-
Pet name-
Hobby-
Birth date-
Favourite hero-
Favourite heroin-
About me-
Please reply me on……..
Beta- agar aapko pata chale ki me 1st division pass hua , to aapko kaisa lagega?
Papa- me to khushi se pagal ho jaaunga.
Beta- bas issi dar se me fail ho gaya….
Sharabi road pe pada tha.
Police- itni kyon pee hai bey?
Sharabi- mazburi thi.
Police- kya?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha……
Badi koshish ke baad use bhula diya,
Uski yaadon ko sine se mita diya,
1 din uska khat aaya-
Mujhe bhul jao.
Aur
Bhula hua har lamha yaad dila diya……
Agar koi tumse pyaar ka izhaar karti hai,
Ye mat samajhna ki-
Wo tumpe marti hai.
Honge uske chahnewale bahut,
Wo time pass tumse,
Aur-
Love kisi aur se karti hai…..
Subah ka ujaala sada sath ho,
Har din har pal aapke liye khaas ho,
Dil se dua nikalti hai aapke liye,
Saari khushiyan aapke pass ho….
Search a beautiful heart but don’t ,
Search a beautiful face,
Beautiful thing,
Aren’t always good but-
Good things are always beautiful…..
Bahut chahti hai, per iqrar nahi karti
Wo pagal hai ya nadan,
Kyon izhar nahi karti,
English me kehti hai- “I LOVE YOU”
Aur-
Hindi me kehti hai-
“ME PYAAR NAHIN KARTI”….
Modern day break ups-
Girl- I wana break up.
Boy- why?
Girl- because you didn’t comment on my picture in facebook…..
Teacher- naade ko english me kya kehte hain?
Golu- P.H.D.
Teacher- kya matlab?
Golu- pajama holding divice….
Teacher- sabse jyada pagal koun log hote hain?
Sardar utha.
Teacher- shabbash bete batao.
Sardar- jaan se maar dunga,
Kisi ne sardaron ka naam liya to……
Mohabbat ke rashte me har waqt dard milega,
Mohabbat ke rashte me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano,
Isi rashte par
Medical store khol lo,
Mast chalega……
I don’t promise you the moon,
I don’t promise you the star,
But if you promise to remember me,
I promise to be always there,
Thinking you on this day-
HAPPY PROMISE DAY….
Kehne ko shabd nahin hain,
Bhejne ko naye SMS nahin hain,
Per dil se ek baat kehte hain,
Apna khyal rekhna kyonki-
Mere pass aap jaise dusra dost nahin hain….
What is solar eclipse?
When rajnikant stares at the sun in anger & the sun hides behind the moon saying-
“MUMMY”.
This phenomena is called solar eclipse…
Mother teresa-
SKOPJE- capital of MACEDONIA. Mother Teresa birth-place.
Life is so unfair.
1st it gives us so much time to be together,
So we know each other,
And
When we know each other very well,
We have no time to be together….
Today (20 March, 2011) is “SUPER MOON” DAY.
Full Moon seen largest & nearest to Earth.
Happence once in 18 years.
Best time to see 03:30AM.(from Indian time)
Jo bhul huie use nahin doharayenge,
Kisi ko ab hum kabhi nahin satayenge,
Bhugat rahe hain kisi se dur hone ki sazaa,
Ab chah ke bhi kisi ko apna nahin banayenge….
Holi premacha rang,
Aanandach pani,
Yashachi udhalan aani
Samruddhichi pichkari..
HAPPY HOLI……
“if you are born poor, it is not your mistake; but if you die poor, it is your mistake…”
-prabhakar
Rakesh Sharma-
India’s 1st space man(5 April, 1984).
Dolly-
The 1st wholly Indian test tube baby( born on 7 Aug , 1986)……
I want to send my hearties wishes to the Special occasion of “HOLI” festival. Hope you enjoy and do lots of fun. HAPPY HOLI……..
“One thing I learned from life is that getting ‘UPSET’ willn’t help.
Always getting ‘UP’ to ‘SET’ the things right will become easier.”
-prabhakar
Mornings are refreshing like friendship,
It mayn’t stay all day long,
But-
For sure it comes forever everyday.
GOOD MORNING…….
I love you for your gentle hands ,that melt away my pain.
I love you for your loving heart, that made mine beat again…..
“If you can still SMILE when you are completely broken up,
Then there can be nothing that can break you next time.”
-prabhakar
Dekho ji,
Saaf kehna sukhi rehna.
Abhi msg kar diya hai,
Kyonki-
1 din baad paise katenge.
HAPPY HOLI in Advanced to you…..
Tyohar apni jagah hai,
Aur bill apni jagah..
Chintu naya naya Dabangg dekh kar aaya tha school me,
Sir- chintu, tumhare sare answers galat hain.
Marks de to kahan de?
Chintu- KAMAAL KARTE HO SIR JI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA, THAPPAD MAR KE BHI LE SAKTE HAIN…
Sir- badtamiz.., kya bek raha hai?
Chintu- BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AAYA SIR JI, AAPKE PAPA KAISE HAIN?
SIR- gadhe, nikal ja class se.
Chintu- CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO SIR, WARNA
ANSWER-PAPER ME ITNE CHHED KARUNGA ,
KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI-
MARKS KAHAN DE, AUR ZERO KAHAN……
“I wait for someone till I have patience.
Once my patience ends that someone has to wait for me forever.”
-prabhakar
Gam na karna kabhi jindgi me,
Kyonki taqdir badalti rehti hai,
Dil ka sheesha to wahi rehta hai,
Magar-
Bas tasveer badalti rehti hai…….
Aaj izhar bhi muskil hai us mohabbat ka,
Jispe hum kadam kadam kurban huye,
Ye waqt bhi kaisa waqt hai,
Jaan se hum bejaan hue……
“Our life begins with our cry,
Our life ends with other cry,
Try to utilize this gap & laugh as much as possible-
Stay HAPPY always….”
-prabhakar
Safar mohabbat ka chalta rahe,
Suraj har sham dhalta rahe,
Kabhi naa dhale apni Milan ki subah,
Chahe har rishta rang badalta rahe…
Gao ki gori bari hi bholi,
Bra utar kar bed per soli,
Ghaghra utar kar panty kholi,
Panty khol kar mujhse boli-
Nikal le banduk , chala de goli.
HAPPY HOLI…..
Fulon ke gandh me aap hain,
Pichkari ke rangon me aap hain,
In hasin wadiyon ke fizaon me aap ho,
Har ek ki sanso me base aap ho,
Har kisi ke dilon me rehte sirf aap ho,
Lekin aapke msg me harpal-
Sirf HUM-HI-HUM hai…..
“ sometime situation makes you to hate someone,
But don’t hate that person,
Just hate that situation.”
-prabhakar
Agar 2 doston ke biech kabhi ladai na ho,
And sab kuchh salon tak achchha chal raha ho,
To samajh lena ki-
1 dost dilse Dosti nibha raha hai & dusra dimag se…
“don’t worry if others don’t understand you.
Worry only if you can’t understand yourself.
Live life & love life.” -prabhakar
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