Heart received “LOVE”,
Mind received “KNOWLEDGE”,
Ear received “MUSIC”,
Eyes received “BEAUTY”,
But my Heart receive-------
“Your FRIENDSHIP”.
I KNOW YOU HATE ME,
BUT THE DAY-
WHEN YOU WILL KNOW THE “TRUTH”,
YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF….
Loving someone doesn’t need a reason,
If you can explain why you love someone,
Its called -------- LIKE,
If you cann’t explain,
Its simply called -------- LOVE….
Dard bhara Nagma hu, naa gungunana tum
Tuta khwab hu, mujhe bhul jana tum
Ye zakhm tere pyaar ki nishani hai
Bhulkar bhi in par Marham naa lagana tum….
Mere khwabon me aana aapka kasur tha,
Aapse dil lagana humara kasur tha,
Aap aaye the zindgi me pal – 2 – pal ke liye,
Aapko zindgi samajh lena humara kasur tha…..
Ek phool ajib tha,
Humare bhi bahut kareeb tha,
Jab hum chahne lage use khud se bhi jyada,
To pata chala ki wo humse bhi jyada kisi aur ke kareeb tha….
Khamoshi uski mujhpe barasti hai,
Meri har aah uska dard samajhti hai,
Malum hai ki majboor hai wo,
Phir bhi meri nazar uske didaar ko tarasti hai….
In which American city was the first MARDI GRAS Celebration held in 1827?
----- New Orleans..
High tech generation:----
A 21st century kid to another - I never want to have kids. Because they take 9 months to download…
Kya karunga uska intezaar karke,
Jab chali gayi wo mujhe barbaad karke,
Socha tha apna bhi ek jaha hoga,
Magar mili sirf tanhayi use pyaar karke….
Be talented in front of everyone,
But always be a fool in front of our dear ones,
It is a beautiful secret of Love….
Phool se pehle khushboo ko dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko dekho,
Kisi ke roop me diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske dil ko dekho…….
Dard ne kisi ko tarpaya naa hota,
Aankho ne kisi ko rulaya naa hota,
Khushi hi khushi hoti har kisi ke pass,
Agar rab ne Ishq banaya naa hota…..
Maths teacher- agar tumhari dono pocket me 1000/- ho to kya sochoge?
Santa – me sochunga ki kahin maine Papa ki paint to nahin pahen liya hai….
Teacher- tumne home work kyon nahin kiya?
Deadly answer given by Sardar - sir, kyonki hum to “HOSTEL” me rehte hain….
Hum jaante hai ki aapko bhula nahin sakte,
Per chah kar bhi aapke pass aa nahin sakte,
Yahan tak aati hai mehak aapki,
Kya thodi si himmat karke aap NAHA nahin sakte…….
Faizaon ke badalane ka intezaar mat kar,
Aandhiyon ke rukne ka intezaar mat kar,
Pakad kisi ko aur faraar ho jaa,
Papa ki pasand karne tak ka intezaar mat kar…..
Kuchh lamhe aur uska sath chahta tha,
Aankhon me thami thi wo barsat chahta tha,
Janta hu bahut chahti thi wo magar,
Uski zubaan se ek baar izhaar chahta tha…..
Sardar ne apni girl friend ke kandhe pe hath rakha aur,
Bahut dhire se bola- I LOVE YOU.
Girl friend- jor se bolo.
Sardar- JAI MATA DI….
Santa ne nai ki dukaan kholi,
Banta shave karane aaya,
Santa- muchhein rakhni hai.
Banta – haa.
Santa – (muchhein kaat ker) le rakh le jahan rakhni hai…..
Ashiyane hum nahin sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nahin khilate,
Humari ek pasand se tut jaayenge hazaron dil,
Isiliye to hum koi “Girl-Friend” nahin banate….
World cup winners—
1975—West Indies
1979—West Indies
1983—India
1987—Australia
1992—Pakistan
1996—Sri Lanka
1999, 2003 & 2007 --- Australia
Tamam koshis ke babjud me har gaya,
Wo use mil gayi jisne use manga nahin,
Sabse punchha tere naa milne ka sabab,
Sabne kaha wo tere naseeb me hi nahin…
Ek lafz me kya tarif karun,
Aap lafzo me kaise samaoge,
Bas itna jan lo ke-
Jab dosti ke bare me puchhoge to,
Aankhon me aapka Cartoon Chehra nazar aayega…..
Intezaar to hum bhi kiya karte hain,
Aapse jaldi milne ka aas kiya karte hain,
Meri yaad hichkiyon ki mohtaaz nahin,
Hum to aapko sanso ke sath yaad kiya kerte hain…
Dosti karo to hamesha Muskura ke,
Kisi ko dhokha naa do Apna bana ke,
Kar lo yaad jab tak hum Zinda hain,
Phir naa kehna chale gaye Dil me yaad basa ke….
Har khamosh chehra SAD nahin hota,
Har insan BAD nahin hota,
Kaise kahun per ye such hai,
Har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota..
M – mera
A – achchha
D – dost..
Ho mubarak aapko ye suhani raat,
Mile khwabo me bhi khuda ka sath,
Khule jab aapki aankhein to,
Dhero khushiyan ho aapke sath…
Kyon yaad aati hai uski.,
Kyon palke bheeg jati hai meri,
Jahan jahan bhi gire mere Aansu,
Kyon Tasveer ban jaati hai uski……
Kaun kise dil me jagah deta hai,
Ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai,
Waaqif hain hum duniya ke riwazon se,
Dil bhar jata hai to har koi thukra deta hai…
Wife- agar me mar gayi, to tum dusri shaaadi karoge?
Santa – mere se ek hi galti hui hai, dubara nahin karunga…
Teacher- kaun sa parinda sab se tez udta hai?
Boy – hathi.
Teacher – nalayak, tera baap kya kerta hai?
Boy- Mumbai ke DON hain.
Teacher- shabbas, Hathi sahi jawab hai…
Bhakt- Bhagwan, mujhe dard de, dukh de, tension de, barbad kar de, mere pichhe har muskil laga de?
Bhagwan- abe sale, ek line me bol naa Girl-Friend chahiye….
Apsara Awards:-
Best Films- Dabangg,
Best Actor- Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Hrithik Roushan
Best Actress- Katrina, Vidya, Anushka
Best Director- Kjo
Best Debut- Ranveer, Sonakshi
Bhikhari- a bhai 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhukha hu.
Pappu- 3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- bazan dekhunga, kitna ghat gaya hai…
Mausam ko dekho kitna hasin hai,
Thandi hawa aur bheegi zamin hai,
Yaad aa rahi hai aapki kuchh baatein,
Aap bhi yaad kar rahe hongein itna yakin hai…
Mohabbat ko gunahgaar mat kerna,
Tum pyaar to kerna, magar izhaar naa kerna
Qurbani ka jazba tumhe virasat me mili hai,
Wo jaan agar mange to inkar naa kerna….
Who is the Managing Director of International Monetary Fund(IMF)?
- Dominique Strauss – Kahn
Santa- meri pasand ki ladki ne mujhse shaadi nahin ki.
Banta- tune use bataya nahin ki, tera chacha Crorepati hai.
Santa- bataya tha.
Banta- to kya hua?
Santa- ab wo meri chachi hai…
We never get , what we want
We never want, what we get
We never have, what we like
We never like, what we have
Still we live,
This is LIFE…..
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