Zutha apnapan to har koi jatata hai.

Zutha  apnapan to har koi jatata hai,

Wo apna hi kya jo pal pal satata hai,

Yaqin naa karna har kisi per,

Kyonki –

Karib hai kitna koi,

Ye to waqt hi batata hai…..

If we loose a pen,

We can buy new one,

But –

If we loose pen cap,

We can’t buy new one.

Caring  for  small  relation is

More important in life….

Sunte jaana tum hi ho ab meri life,

Tujhko chhod ke naa koi banegi meri wife,

Tu agar kabhi de dhokha,

Jaan me apni dunga with a knife….

Naa juban se,

Naa nigahon se,

Naa alfazon se,

Naa zajbaton se,

Naa greeting se,

Naa gift se,

Hum to aapko yaad karte hain---

Aapko direct dil se……

Haar

Yaa

Jeet

Soch per depend karta hai,

Maan lo to haar hogi,

Aur –

Than lo jeet hogi……

Khwaish dil se jatayi nahin jati,

Doston ki yaad yunhi bhulayi nahin jati,

Chalo hum hbi SMS kar dete hain,

Aapse to ye tqleef uthayi nahin jati…

Wo hume bahut jyada satate hain,

Fir bhi hum unh emanate hain,

Jise hum bepanah chahate hain,

Naa jane wo humse kyon  nazarein churate hain…

Chand jab nikalta hai,

Tera guma hota,

Is kadar dil fareb sama hota hai,

Hum teri yaad me khoye rehte hain,

Neend me jab sara jahan hota hai…

Yaad rahun to thik,

Warna bhula dena,

Hui ho khata mujhse to,

Saza dena, waise –

To hun me khali kagaz ki tarah,

Likh jaye to thik, warna –

Jala dena….

Truth of life----

Insane ko taqleef tab nahin hoti,

Jab koi apna dur chala jata hai,

Taqleef tab hoti hai ,

Jab apna paas hokar bhi duriyan bana leta hai…..

Zindgi me kisi ka sath kafi hai,

Haathon me kisi ka haath kafi hai,

Door ho yaa paas fark nahin padta,

Pyaar ka to bas ehsaas hi kaafi hai……

Labon pe unke auron ka naam paya,

Khud ko zamane me badnaam paya ,

Shiddat se ki humne mohabbat unse,

Aur bewafai ka ilzaam humne paya….

Thodi sarat, thodi ruswai ;

Bahut sara apnapan,

Thodi ladai,

Naa ho fasle kabhi, aur –

Naa kabhi duri,

Bas isi tarah humari dosti me mit jaye zindgi puri…….

Days begins with Hopes,

And ends with Dreams.

Everyday starts with some Expectation..

But –

Everyday surely ends with some Experience…..

Dil ki dhadkan ruk si gayi hai,

Saanse merit ham si gayi hai,

Puchha tha dil ke doctor se,

Hume pata chala ---

Is dil me aapki yaad jam si gayi hai….

Thinking that –

We are the perfect ,

And –

The others need to be corrected,

Is just like –

Cleaning the mirror,

Instead of cleaning our face…….

Fizayon me mehakti sham ho tum,

Sagar me chalakta jam ho tum,

Sine me liye firta hun yaad tumhari,

Meri zindgi ka dusra naam ho tum….

Bahut khushnasib kal ki raat gujri,

Kuch tanha per kuch khas gujri,

Naa neend aai naa khwab koi,

Bas tere khayalon ke sath guzri…

Kuch nahin hai per meri zindgi me tum ho,

Aarzu justju aur meri bandgi me tum ho,

Bhul jayenge tumhe,

Ye naa sochana,

Meri har nazar fiqar har dua me tum ho….

Santa : are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangal kar dega.

Banta : kyon?

Santa : baar-baar dikhata hai battery low. Ab tak 50 battery badal chukka hun…

Aapki nashili yaadon me dubkar humne  Ishq ki gaharayi ko samajha,

Aap to de rahe the dhokha,

Aur humne jaan kar bhi kabhi aapko bewafa naa samajha….

Jab bhi unki gali se guzarta hun,

Meri aankhein ek dastak de deti hai,

Dukh ye nahin ki wo darwaja band kar dete hain,

Khushi ye hai ki wo mujhe ab bhi pehchan lete hain….

Tujhe chhupa rakha hai in palkon me,

Per inko ye batana nahin aaya,

Sote hue bhing jaati hain palkein meri,

Palkon ko ab tak dard chhupana bhi nahin aaya….

Bikate hain gham husn ke bazaar me,

Lakhon dard chhupe hain ek chhote se inkaar me,

Hojaoge jab bhi  is duniya se dukhi,

To swagat hai meri dosti ke darwar me….

Jindgi kab kam hui pata naa chala,

Khushi kab gum hui pata naa chala,

Unki yaad me kuchh is tarah dube hum,

Ki aankhein kab nam hui pata naa chala……

That’s call the real attitude -----

If you take my kindness as my weakness. I will take your life as a joke.

Paas aakar sabhi door chale gaye,

Hum akele the, akele hi rah gaye;

Dil ka dard kise dikhaye,

Jab marham lagane wale hi jakhm de gaye…..

Life is so unpredictable :

One moment you think all your dreams are coming true.

And –

The very next second you find that –

You were actually dreaming….

Every heart has a pain.

Only the way of expression is different.

Fools hide it in eyes.

But –

Brilliants hide in their smile….

Pyar ghazal hai,

Gungunane ke liye.

Pyar nagma hai sunane ke liye.

Ye wo zajba hai,

Jo sabko nahin milta.

Kyonki –

Hausala chahiye  pyar ko nibhane ke liye….

There’s no wine,

If grapes are not crushed.

No perfumes ,

If flowers are not crushed.

So if life i8s grinding you,

It means –

God is preparing you for the Best…..

Naa wo sapna dekho,

Jo tut jaye.

Naa wo hath thamo,

Jo chhut jaye.

Mat aane do kisi ko bhi  itna karib ki –

Uske dur jane se insaan khud se ruth jaye….

An aeroplane is always safe at ground,

But it is not made for that ;

So always take some meaningful action plan,

To make life successful….

Sugar & salt may be mixed together,

But even the ants rejects  the salt.

And –

Carries away the sugar.

So select the good people in life….

Isn’t  life like a grammar lesson?

At times ,

We find the past-perfect ,

And –

Sometimes the present-tense?

Read it again.

A Birthday is a million moments,

Each holding a promise of fulfillment of your dreams & accomplishments of some special plans.

Wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY……

Aansuo ko pee kar hasna seekha hai,

Khud ko kho kar pana sekha hai,

Apno ne to dil har pal toda hai,

Per humne usi dil ko jodna seekha hai…..

My phone is like my lover.

It’s the last thing,

I see at night ,

And the first thing when I wake up in the morning….

Party hard,

Make mistakes,

Laugh endlessly.

Do things you are afraid to do.

After all ,

You are only young once….

Night is not only for sleep,

Its to forget today’s sorrow,

To dream today’s joyness,

And –

To receive tomorrow’s happenings.

HAPPY END OF THE DAY……

Yaadon ki aapko salam karte hain,

Zindgi aap per nisaar karte hain,

Fursat mile to kuchh likh bhejna,

Aap ke hi message ka to intezar karte hain….

Tears are one of the most costly liquid,

Do you know why?

Because –

Out of many liquids here in the world,

Only tears can explain the real meaing of pain……

Hard work is like stairs,

And luck is like lift.

Sometimes lift may fail,

But –

Stairs will always take you to the top.

Have a successful life…..

Bhul jana use jo tumhe bhula de,

Mat dekhna use jo tumhe rula de,

Per kabhi naa dur hona us shakhs  se,

Jo apni aankhein bhingo kar bhi tumhe hansa de…

Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

Successful people don’t relax in chairs.

They relax in work.

They don’t  sleep like others.

They sleep with dreams;

And awake with commitments to fulfill them….

Teacher : agar me 2 din ke liye teri maa ban jaun; to tujhe sudhar dungi.

Student : mam, me aaj hi jake apne baapu ko batata hun ki – “Baapu teri to lottery lagi.”

Success never depend on the size of our brain.

It always depends on the size of our POSITIVE Thoughts & Actions only….

Heartly welcome to cool morning.

Happy welcome to fresh morning.

Great welcome to new morning.

Lovely welcome to nice morning…

Good Morning…

Mistakes are painful , when they happen but.

Years later the collection of mistakes is called “Experience”.

Which leads you to ‘Success’……

Fursat mile ton yaad kijiyega.

Humari bhi kami ka ehsaas kijiyega.

Hume to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki.

Agar disturb kiya ho to maaf kijiyega…..

Policeman to Santa :- sab kuchh bata, barna chaddi utar kar pitunga.

.

.

.

Santa :- oji chori maine ki hai. Aap kyon chaddi utaroge…

The more you surrender your life to someone.

The more unattractive you become to that person…..

Height of begging : -

A sleeping beggars puts up a notice board in front of him. –

“Please don’t  make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.”

Dhokha diya hai apne hi yaar ne,

Jab hum the diwane uske pyaar me,

Ab gumsum baithe hain akele tanhayi me,

Khoon ke aansu rote hain uski judai me….

Teri yaadon ki mehfil bikharti nahin,

Har waqt aasani se guzar jata hai,

Per ye tanha raatein gujarti nahin…

Teri hasi kea age mere aansu kuchh nahin,

Tere khushi kea age mere ghum kuchh nahin,

Tu jahan bhi rahe khush rahe,

Teri zindgi ke samane meri mout kuchh nahin….

Fullform of HAPPY : -

H :- HUM

A :- AAPKO

P :- PAL

P :- PAL

Y :- YAAD kerte hain.

Ab aap bhi mujhe kabhi kabhi HAPPY kiya karo…..

Us sans se jab mulaqat ho teri,

Bata dena usko halat meri,

Aapko ho naa ho jarurat meri,

Per meri har sans ko jarurat hai aapki…

Alphabet ‘O’ stands for ‘OPPORTUNITY’, -

Which is absent in Yesterday,

Available once in T’O’DAY,

And –

Thrice in T’O’M’O’RR’O’W.

Never loose Hope……

Santa shopkeeper se : aapke paas colour TV hai?

Shopkeeper : haan hai.

Santa : to mujhe green wala dijiye.

Puri umar aapko pyaar hi pyaar mile,

Kadam kadam per khushiyon ki bahar mile,

Jis khushi ke tarasti hai duniya,

Khuda kare wo aapko baar baar mile…

Tere bina kitni akeli hai zindgi,

Uljhi hui si ek paheli hai zindgi,

Badi hi siddat se banayi hui –

Teri yaadon ki haweli hai zindgi….

A doctor implants a new ear to a man.

Man : you idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear.

Doctor : that makes no difference.

Man : it makes difference now. I listen everything but understand nothing…..

A great thinker was asked : -

What is the meaning of life?

He replied : - life itself has no meaning. Life is an Opportunity to create a meaning….

Zindgi se jo lamha mile use chura lena,

Zindgi pyaar se apni saja lo,

Zindgi yun hi guzar jayegi aaram se,

Bas kabhi khud haso, aur –

Kabhi rote hue ko hasa do….

Lambe safar me ek sahara ho tum,

Andhere raaston ka ujala ho tum,

Sochta hunt um bin zindgi kaisi hoti,

Kyonki meri khushi ka khazana ho tum…..

I don’t  have time to hate people who hate me.

Because –

I’m too busy in loving people who love me…..

1 aadami kumbh ke mele me : - hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhadte dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi kripa barsao…

Pyaar se dor sajaye rekhna,

Dil ko dil se milaye rekhna,

Kya lekar jana hai sath me,

Do meethe bol se is pyaar ke rishte ko banaye rekhna…..

Teacher : - kal school kyon nahin aaye?

Boy : girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher : kis liye?

Boy : yes sir.

Teacher : puchha kis liye?

Boy : liya sir, bahut sara kis liya….

Tanhai me muskurana Ishq hai,

Ek baat sabse chhupana Ishq hai,

Yun to neend bhi nahin aati raat bhar,

Magar aaye to sote sote jag jana bhi Ishq hai…..

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wahi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya….

Girlfriend : kal mera birthday hai.

Boyfriend : ADVANCED HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Girlfriend : kya gift doge?

Boyfriend : kya chahiye?

Girlfriend : RING.

Boyfriend : RING dunga , per Phone mat uthana; balance nahin hai….

Do not get upset with people or situations.

Because –

Both are Powerless without your reactions…..

Kyon ek pal bhi tum bin raha nahin jata,

Tumhara ek dard bhi mujhse saha nahin jata,

Kyon itna pyaar diya hai tumne,

Ki tum bin mujhse jiya nahin jata…..

1 ladke ne ek ladki ko call kiya.

Boy : I LOVE YOU Jaan.

Girl : sachhi.

Boy : muchhi.

Girl : ek 100 ka recharge karwa do please.

Boy : sorry didi, wrong number…….

Santa apni girlfriend ki julfon me aisa khoya ki –

Behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aaya to romantic hokar puchha : -

Jaan, nahati kyon nahin ho?....

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Ae-jaan,

Dum bhi nikale t9o nikale teri baahon me….

Problem is just a Distance between Expectation & Reality.

So either expect less, and

Accept reality. Or-

Expect lot, and

Be brave to turn it into reality…..

Ek fish ko bird se love ho gaya.

Fish paani chhor nahin sakti. Aur –

Bird paani me jaa nahin sakta.

Agar kisi se pyaar kiya hai to batao :-

“Dono kaise milenge?”…….

Hasin palon ko phir se awad kar rahe the,

Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the,

Dil ko bada sukun hua,

Aaj jab hawao ne kaha : - “ Aap bhi hume yaad kar rahe the.”

Teacher : batao Ganga kahan se nikalti hai? And kahan milti hai?

Boy : sir, Ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikal kar Mandir ke peechhe Sallu se milti hai…..

Never give up on something,

If you think,

You can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait,

But : -

Its more difficult to regret…..

Police : aapki car ki accident kaise hua?

Santa : wo to mujhe bhi pata nahin hai sir. Tab me so raha tha…

Tum mujhe apne dil me rakh lo,

Rakh lo apni nigahon me,

Tum bin jee naa payenge tanha,

Dam bhi nikale to nikale teri baahon mein..

Kabhi to lee hogi suraj ne chand ki kiss,

Tabhi to chand me daag hai,

Mumkin hai chand ne dowara nahin di hogi,

Tabhi to suraj me itni aag hai…..

Zindgi bhi hum apni khushi se luta dein,

Agar khuda humari umar tumko laga de,

Aur khuda se chahte kuchh bhi nahin,

Bas har janm me tumko humara dost bana de…..

Dushman se bhi badtar ho sakte ho tum,

Yeh raaz tumhe bataya naa tha,

Rulati hai jitni tumhari judai,

Dushmano ne bhi utna sataya naa tha…

Girl : aaj se humara rishta khatm. Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapas karte hain.

Boy : thik hai. Recharge se start karte hain.

Girl : jaanu, ab mazak bhi nahin kar sakti kya…..

Pyaar ki adalat me muqadma chala do,

Mujhe bewajah mujrim thehra do,

Fir kar lo kaid apne dil ki salakhon me,

Kuchh din nahin umar bhar ki saza suna do……

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem,

But –

Seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich,

Can surely be a problem…..

Santa : yaar koi aisa karobar bata, jis me jyada munafa ho?

Banta : aisa kar sardiyon me sasti baraf le kar garmiyon me bech….

Has kar dekha,

Ro kar bhi dekh liya,

Pyaar karke bhi dekha,

Kho ke bhi dekh liya,

Zindgi wohi jee sakta hai,

Jisne akele jina sikh liya……

Open & Close are opposite words.

But the lesson of Life teaches us –

We are open to only people, who are close to us.

Think twice. Good Day……

Kehte hain ache dost Maths ke “0” jaise hote hain.

Jiski koi kimat nahin hoti.

Per wo jis ke sath jud jaayein,

Uski kimat 10 guna badh jati hai……

Most beautiful sentence : -

“But, I Love You.”

Most painful sentence : -

“I Love You, But…”

Words are Same, just feel the difference…..

Santa : babaji, mujhe koi aisa kaam batao, jisme log apna kaam khud kareaur paise mujhe de.

Baba : tum sulabh sauchalay me naukari kar lo…

Jaane kyon aati hai yaad tumhari,

Chura le jaati hai raaton ki neend humari,

Ab to yehi khyal rehta hai subah-sham,

Kab hogi tumse mulaqat humari….

Santa : daaku & neta me kya fark hota hai?

Banta : daaku pehle lootta hai, phir Jail jata hai. Jabki neta pehle Jail jata hai, phir lootta hai…

Doctor & Pandit loved same Girl.

Pandit started giving Apple to Girl everyday.

Doctor asked : why?

Pandit : An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Away….

1 aadmi kumbh ke mele me : hey Prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh ke mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhdate dekha hai. Kabhi pati-patni per bhi apni kripa barsao…

I TRUST YOU, is a better compliment. Than –

I LOVE YOU.

Because –

You may not always Trust the person you Love. But –

You can always Love the person you trust….

Never give up on something,

If you think – you can fight for it.

Remember –

Its difficult to wait.

But –

Its more difficult to Regret….

Aapki aur humari muskan me kya fark hai?

Aap khush hone ke baad muskurate hain.

Aur –

Hum aapko khush dekhne ke baad muskurate hain…

Santa : sher ka pinjara khula rah jaye, to kya ho sakta hai?

Banta : sher chori ho sakta hai…..

A sleeping beggar puts up a Notice Board in front of him : -

“Please don’t  make Noise by dropping coins… offer notes.”

Father : beta, ek glass pani le aao.

Beta : nahin launga.

Dusra beta : chhodo Papa, ye to badtamiz hi hai. Aap khud leke pee lo, aur ek glass mere liye bhi le aana….

There is no Enemy outside your Soul.

The Real Enemy lives inside you.

They are : -

Anger ,

Pride ,

Greed ,

Attachment , and

Hate …

Future is not What we Planned for  Tomorrow,

It is the Result of What we do Today.

Do the Best at Present, and –

Be the Best in Future…

Banta : sabzi lene gaya.

Sabziwala sabzi per paani mar raha tha.

Kaafi der ho gayi to Banta bola : - agar Sabzi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1kg de do….

Behte ashkon ki jubaan nahin hoti,

Pyaar agar mile to uski kadar karna,

Kyonki Kismat har kisi per Meharbaan nahin hoti….

Zikar karta hai ye Dil subah-sham,

Girte hue Aanshu se banta hai tumhara Naam,

Kisi aur ko kyon dekhe ye aankhein,

Jab Dil per likha hai sirf tera Naam……

Affection shows the Human Mentality.

But –

Situation shows the Human Reality…..

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha.

Santa use dekh raha tha.

Kuchh der baad Santa bola : - bhai sahab, agar aap start nahin ho rahe ho, to dhakka laga dun…

Zindgi me 3 chije humesha bhul jana. : -

Dard,

Ghum, aur

Narazgi..

Aur zindgi me 3 chije kabhi mat bhulna. : -

Hansi,

Pyaar, aur

Ho sake to hume..  Good Morning.

Hum dekh nahin sakte unki aankhon me aansu,

Isliye apni Jeet ko bhi Haar kehte hain,

Hum is kadar hain Ishq me pagal, ki –

Unke zulmon ko bhi pyaar kehte hain…..

Kuchh rishte is jahan me khaas hote hain,

Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsas hote hain,

Yeh Dil ki kashish nahin to aur kya hai,

Ki –

Dur reh ke bhi wo Dil ke kitne paas hote hain….

Har Ek Baat Ajib Hoti Hai

har ek baat ajib hoti hai,

kuch khokar pana ajib hota hai,

kuch pakar khona ajib hota hai,

nadi ka sagar me milkar sagar me kho jana ajib hai,

pathar ka mati se banakar mati me mil jana ajib hai,

insan aata hai khali haath, aur jata bhi hai khali haath,

insan ka aana jana bhi ajib hai,

hawa ka gagan se chalakar gagan me mil jana ajib hai,

paani ka nadi se uth kar barish ki bund banakar -

nadi me mil jana ajib hai,

aadami ka ghar se nikal kar ghar me bapas aa jana ajib hai,

khud ki talent ko jankar bhagya (luck) per bharosa karna ajib hai,

ajib ko ajib janakar ajib kehna bhi ajib hai....

wah re wah,

duniya banane wale tune bhi kya duniya banayi,

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Nas Nas me uska Pyaar behta hai.

Nas nas me uska pyaar behta hai,

Har pal khayalon me uska chehara rehta hai,

Meri dua le aayegi use paas mere,

Mera har gira ek aansoo yahi kehta hai…….

Santa : I saw my wife going to Movie with Watchman.

Friend : didn’t  you follow them?

Santa : no yaar, I have already seen that  movie……

Life doesn’t make you or break you,

Its your own mentality that decides this,

So –

Never hesitate and,

Never feel low,

Wear a smile and-

Steal the show……

Beti : Papa, kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaayega.

Next day Santa ki Beti bhag gayi.

Santa : ladki ne kam to galat kiya, per thi wo Jyotish……

We never know that –

Tomorrow holds, but –

Don’t  be afraid or doubt anything, because –

The one who took care of you Today,

Holds your Tomorrow also…….

Mere dil me pyaar ki pyaas rehne do,

In nigaahon me teri aas rehne do,

Tum ne sab kuchh to mujhse chheen liya hai,

Bas tumhari kuchh yaad paas rehne do…..

Wife (gusse me) : dekh lena tumhe narak me bhi jagah nahin milegi.

Santa : are thik hai; waise bhi me har jagah tere sath aana bhi nahin chahta…..

Santa & Banta 8^th me aathvi bar fail ho gaye.

Santa : chal suicide kar le.

Banta : saale mad ho gaya hai. Agle janam fir Nursery to hi suru karna padega……

Aankhon me basa Sapna to bas Sapna raha,

Koi naa ab is duniya me apna  raha ,

Sabki khushiyon ke liye dua karta raha,

Aur –

Mere naseeb me sirf tadpana raha…….

True lines : -

In life we love & care some people more than others.

But –

Sometimes they prove –

We have only a Guest role in their life…….

Mantriji to Santa : sardar ji dhyan rakhiyega, Me khada hun.

Santa : oh jee khade kyun ho? Baith jao, apna hi ghar hai…

Waqt dar waqt ek ehsas rekhna,

Lamha har lamha ye aas rekhna,

Bhula naa sakenge hum kabhi aapko,        

Lekin aap bhi humari yaadein apne paas rekhna…….

 Love and Death are two uninvited Guests.

Nobody knows their arrival , but –

Both have same impact.

One takes heart and-        

The other takes its Beat……

1

Year

Ke

12

Month

1

Month

Ke

4

Week

1

Week

Ke

7

Days

1

Day

Ke

24

Hours

1

Hour

Ke

60

Minute

1

Minute

Ke

60

Seconds

1

Seconds

Ke

Hazar

Lamhe

Har

Lamhe

Mein

1

Hi

Kaam

Hai

-

“ I MISS YOU. “

If you want to be happy for a short time –

Get drunk.

If you want to be happy for a long time –

Fall in Love.

But if you want to be happy forever –

Don’t  even think of these two…..

Life me 2 baatein hamesha yaad rekhna, -

1)      Jab hum per paani girta hai, to hum bhig jaatein hain.

2)      Nahin girta hai, to nahin bhigtein hain….

Nayi si subah,

Naya sa savera,

Suraj ki kirno me hawaon ka basera,

Khule asma me suraj ka chehra,

Mubarak ho aapko ye Khubsurat Savera. Gmorning.

Zindegi ajib hoti hai,

Kabhi haar kabhi jeet hoti hai,

Tamanna rakho –

Samander ki gehrai ko chhune ki,

Kinaron per to bas zindegi ki suruat hoti hai……

Rango tum , rangu me,

Rangde sara ye jahan,

Bas hasein aur gale lagein,

Aur bhoolendusmani ka nishan.

Holi Mubarak ho….. Happy Holi…

Bright colors,

Water balloons,

Lavish gujiyas & melodious

Songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.

Wish you and your family a very happy & colourful Holi….

Agar aap mujhe SMS nahin karoge to 4 days baad aap –

Lal, pile, hare, nile ho jaoge?

Ghabarao nahin,

4 days baad HOLI hai.

I wishing you a Happy HOLI…

Kuchh to duniya dari rakho,

Kuchh to dosti yaari rakho,

Baat to aap karte nahin,

SMS hi jaari rakho,

Jab SMS bhi nahin karna to –

Mobile Aalmari me rakho…..

Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai,

Zindgi me pyaar kisne paya hai,

Hum yaadon me jhumte hain; aur –

Log kehte hain –

Dekho aaj phir drink karke aaya hai…….

Satisfy the person who expext  a Smile from you,

And –

Surprise the person who never expected anything from you…..

Kehte hain tumse hum ye sanam,

Tumhe jab mile khushi aur gham,

Khushi chahe rakhna tum apne hi sang,

Magar baant lena humse apne gham…..

Sath roti thi, hasa kerti thi;

Ek pari mere dil me basa kerti thi,

Kismet thi hum juda ho gaye,

Warna –                                                

Wo mujhe apna taqdir kaha kerti thi……

Kabhi raat me tare gin kar dekho,

Jitney tum gin paoge,

Utna tum mujhe yaad kerte ho,

And –

Jitney baaki reh jaayenge,

Utna hum tumhe yaad kerte hain….

Flowers turns to fruit,

But –

Fruit cann’t turn to flower.

Just think –

Friendship may turn to love,

But –

Love cann’t turn to friendship…….

Story of every Student : -

Ummido wali dhup,

Sunshine wali aasha,

Padhne ki wajah kaam hai,

And –

Sone ke bahane jyada……

When you do something for your loved one ,

Its not showing them –       

How much you love.

Its about satisfying yourself that –

Yes you made them special ….

Mantra : - ye road humne banwaya hai. Ye road hai sabse juda.

Santa : - pahle nazar utha kar to dekho,

Tu naa jaane aas paas hai khuda……

Mistakes are painful,

When they happen, but –

Years later –

The collection of mistakes is called “Experince”,

Which leads you to Success……

Chand bhi jamin per aayega,

Sitaron ka gift aapko de jaayega,

Milegi itni khushi aapko ek din,

Ki –

Khuda bhi khushi udhar lene aapke paas aayega……

Apne dimag se sahi sawal puchhoge to –

Sahi jawab paoge,

Agar galat sawal puchhoge to –

Galat jawab paoge.

Dhairya kadwa ho sakta hai,

Lekin uska fal mitha hi hota hai…..

Taqdir ke khel se niras nahin hote,

Zindgi me kabhi udas nahin hote,

Hathon ki lakiron per yakin mat karna,

Taqdir to unki bhi hoti hai,

Jinke hath nahin hote….

Take risk,

If you win.        

You will be happy;

If you loose,

You will be wise…..

Jana kahan tha aur kahan aa gaye,

Duniya me banker mehman aa gaye,

Abhi to zindgi ki kitab kholi hi thi,

Aur naa jaane kitne imtehaan aa gaye…..

Old story –

Slow & steady win the race.

But in todays world, -

Tortoise fails & rabbit wins.

Get up & start running….

Santa ko Airtel me job mili.

Customer : mera Airtel sim lock ho gaya hai.

Santa : don’t   worry, Airtel sim nikal do, and BSNL sim lagado. Thanx for calling…..

Me ek gunah har bar karta hun.

Har sajde me use hi yaad karta hun.

Aye Khuda agar wo bani hi nahin mere liye.

To me use itna pyaar kyon karta hun….

3 Golden Rules from Vivekanand : -

1)      Who is helping you, don’t  forget them.

2)      Who is loving you, don’t   hate them.

3)      Who is believing you, don’t  cheat them….

Dard ki bazaar bhari padi hai,

Wo cheez na lo, jo ander se jail padi hai;

Wafa ki talash chhod do,

Ye duniya bewafai se bhari padi hai….

Dard-e-gham mohabbat se cee lena,

Sukoon ka jam samajh ke pee lena,

Zindgi me koi gile sikve na rakhna,

Bas mere bina khushi se jee lena….

                                                                           

Santa : whats the name of your Car?

Lady : forget, but it starts from “T”.

Santa : oye, teri. Tea per chalti hai. Humari gaddi to Petrol per chalti hai…

Lehron me unka naam likh naa paaye,

Taqdeer se hum unse jud naa paaye,

Ye sila mila chahat ka,

Ki –                        

Wafa karke bhi ,

Wafa ke haqdar ban naa paaye….

Kisi ne Santa se puchha : aap bade hain, phir bhi neeche kyon baithte ho?

Santa : neeche baithne wala kabhi girta nahin….

Pyaar me Mout se darta kaun hai,

Pyaar ho jata hai, karta kaun hai;

Hum to kar de pyaar me jaan bhi kurwan,

Per pata to chale ki humse pyaar karta kaun hai….

No one in Life will think exactly,

Like the way you think.

So –

Learn to appreciate all the difference.

And –

Understand each other…..

Santa and Banta 8^th me aathvi bar fail ho gaye.

Santa : chal suicide kar le.

Banta : oye, pagal ho gaya hai. Agale janam fir Nursery to hi suru karna padega…..

Thak gaya me tujhko yaad karte karte,

Ab me tujhe yaad aana chahta hun,

Aakhiri hichki teri baahon me aaye,

Mout bhi me shayarana chahta hun…..

Flowers kabhi do baar nahin khilte,

Janm kabhi do baar nahin milte,

Milte hain log hazaron,

Magar –

Magar hazaron galtiyan maaf karne wale “MAA-BAAP” nahin milte….

No one can bring us down from where God Has Kept us.

And –

No one can promote us to a place God has not designed for us…

Santa ghar ka darwaja ukhad kar kandhe pe leke jaa raha tha.

Kisi ne puchha : - oye kahan chale?

Santa : - lock khulbane….

Yaadon ne aakar kuchh yun gunguna diya,

Jaise kisi ne bhula hua fasana suna diya,

Jaane kya baat thi us guzre kal me,

Aankhein royi, magar chehra muskura diya…

Wajud naa ho to hasti kis kaam ki,

Maza naa ho to masti kis kaam ki,

Yaad aapki aaye aur hum SMS naa karein,

To fir ye dosti kis kaam ki…..

When you sit alone,

You sit more with the Past,

The Past comes as Slideshow,

And –

Ends in either Smile on lips,

Or tears in Eyes…

Apne hone ka ek ishara de dena,

Kabhi guzarun to salam ka jawab de dena,

Yaad aa jaun ibadat me agar,

To hath utha kar is gunahgar ke liye dua maang lena…..

Jab aapko uparwale ne banaya hoga,

Tab usko bhi bahut maza aaya hoga,

Hasi di bachchon wali,

Surat di bholi bhali,

Mizaz diya cool,

And dimag gaya bhool….

Kisi ne sach kaha hai ki –

Tum jise sabse jyada chaho,

Usko kabhi mat aazmana,

Kyunki agar wo gunahgar nikala,

Tab bhi dil tumhara hi tutega…

An Airoplane is always safe at ground,

But it’s not made for that.

So always take some meaningful risks in life,

To get a great achievement….

3 kaale dost the.

Ek bar bhagwan ne unse ek-ek vardan mangane ko kaha.

1^st and 2^nd ne kaha : - “hume gora bana do.”

3^rd ne haste hue kaha : - “inhe fir se kala bana do.”….

Hum gaye the unke ghar,

Kehna tha dil se dil mila lo,

Unki maa ne khola darwaza,

To hum ghabra ke bole : - “ agar koi bacha ho to Polio Drops pilwa lo.”

 "a person is known as a successful person , when their friends , relatives & known people etc are also achieved a success at that time in their life."

Love is such a marvelous word,

If boy understands, girl doesn’t  ;

If girl understands, boy doesn’t  ;

If both understand, world doesn’t ….

1 bar dairy milk ne kitkat se kaha : kya duniya me humare siwa koi sweet hai?

Kitkat ne kaha : sayad tum nahin jante, ye jo SMS padh rahe hain, wo humse bhi sweet hain…..

Maa : tu 18 saal ki ladki dekh kar  shadi kar le.

Santa : 2 biwi ghar lekar aata hai.

Maa : ye kya hai?

Santa : 18 ki mili nahin to me 9-9 ki 2 se shadi karli….

Me tod leta, agar wo Gulab hoti,

Me Jawab banta, agar wo sawal hoti,

Sab jante hain, me nasa nahin karta,

Phir bhi pee leta, agar wo sharab hoti…..

Mashoor hona, per magrur naa hona,

Kaamyabi ke liye kabhi chur naa hona,

Mil jayegi aapko sari kaynat yahin per,

Magar iske liye kabhi apno se door mat hona…

On the shore of life,

All good relations are like waves,

They come and go,

But –

They touch in such a way,

That a feeling of closeness remains forever……

Doctor : khansi ka kya haal hai?

Santa : khansi to band ho gayi. Par ab sans ruk-ruk ke aati hai.

Doctor : fikar naa karo, rab ne chaha to wo bhi band ho jayega….

Most time we think only some people in our life are special for us.

But –

It hurts when we realize that we are in a list of many for those special ones….

Saz gayi hai zindgi tumhari,

Ab kahan yaad ayegi humari,

Tum auron ke mahfil me shamil ho gayi,

Hum yahan tanha rahon me akele kho gaye…

Santa : aap mujhe school kyon bhejti hain?

Maa : taki tum ek achche insane ban sako.

Santa : lekin teacher to mujhe hamesha  murga banati hain…..

1 din khuda ne mujhse sawal kiya : dost ka sath kab tak chahta hai?

Maine ek aansu samunder me girakar kaha : jab tak tum is aansu ko dhundh nahi pate…..

Santa ki girlfriend ka message aaya –

‘I Miss You.’

Santa ne jawab bheja –

‘I Mister You.’….

Being yourself is what makes you attractive,

Being something you are not makes you are liar,

And –

Relationship build on lies don’t last…..

Santa : Yaar ‘I Love You’ bolne ka sabse achha din koun sa hota hai?

Banta : 1 April ,ladki fasi to cool; nahin to April Fool….

Ladka girlfriend ke sath park me 1 tree ke niche betha tha.

Old man : bête , kya ye humari sanskriti hai?

Ladka : nahi baba, ye bajuwale ghar ki aarti hai…..

One rupee coin always makes sound.

But –

Thousand rupees note is always silent .

That means –

When you are silent your value increases…..

Girl : mera dil mobile hai aur aap uske SIM.

Boy : me bahut khush hun.

Girl : jyada khush mat ho.

Boy : kyon?

Girl : kyonki mobile dual sim ka hai…

Sirf do kadam door per kinara hoga,

Socho kitna khubshurat ye nazara hoga,

Bas dil jo kahe use dil se karna,

Fir dekhna jo sochoge wo tumhara hoga…..

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,

Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,

Pankho se kuchh nahin hota,

Mere dost hauslon me udaan hoti hai….

Dil ka chain chura le gayi koi,

Aankhon se neend udaa le gayi koi,

Intezar ki aadat nahi thi hume,

Per intezar karna seekha gayi koi….

Khushi to har koi chahta hai,

Per khushnasib hi khushi ko pata hai,

Lekin har wo sakhs khushnasib ho jata hai,

Jise aap jaisa dost mil jata hai……

Jise chaha kash wo humari hoti,

Khwaish ka bhi koi kinara hota,

Ye soch kar me usko roka nahin,

Door hai ye kyon jatata,

Agar wo humari hoti….

My blood is not costly,

It is very cheap.

But –

My heart is very very costly.

Because –

Its full of –

YOU……

Toota jo dil to dukh hota hai,

Kar ke usko pyaar dil ab bhi rota hai,

Dard ka ehsaas hota hai usi ko,

Jo mohabbat pane ke baad khota hai….

Nothing is Prewritten,

And –

Nothing can be Re-written.

So write carefully.

Live the best and leave the rest…..

Pyaar naa karna ho to dil ko naa lagana,

Chain khokar khud ko naa rulana,

Kuch logo ne pyaar ko badnam kiya,

Kyon karte hain pyaar,

Jab aata nahin nibhana….

Santa : shadi kya hai?

Banta : shadi chewing gum hai. Jo suru me mithi lagti hai. Fir kitna bhi chabayiye, beswad hi lagegi….

Hum bhool jaye usko aisi hasrat kahan,

Wo yaad kare hume usko fursat kahan,

Jinke charon taraf ho apno ka sath,

Unko ab humari jaroorat kahan…

Naa baton me batati ho tum,

Naa chehre per dikhati ho tum,

Khushboo ki tarah bikharta hai pyaar,

Fir bhi pyaar ko chhupati ho tum…..

This LOVE is LOVE the

LOVE best

LOVE  way LOVE to LOVE

Say LOVE

You LOVE that LOVE I LOVE

Miss

LOVE you LOVE.

Read it again without word LOVE……

Har shakhs ko diwana bana deta hun,

Mili nazar to fasana bana deta hun,

Dil ke mariz ho to kar lo dosti mujhse,

Har dil ko dhadakana sikha deta hun….

SMILE –

Is not a single word.

It is a beautiful sentence.

S – Speak,

M – More,

I – In,

L – Less,

E – Energy.

So always keep SMILE…

Itni nafarat naa karo ki bikhar jaye hum,

Thoda gussa karo ki sudhar jaaye hum,

Ho jaye khata to ho jana khafa,

Magar itna bhi nahin ki mar jaaye hum…

Couple date per tha.

Mummy ne dekh liya.

Mummy ne call kiya : beta kahan ho?

Beta : paper dene aaya hun.

Mummy : dhyan se , paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dungi…

Yaadon me naa dhundho hume,

Man me hum bas jaayenge,

Tamanna ho agar milne ki,

To hath rekhna apne sine per,

Hum dhadkano me hi mil jaayenge…

Wife : look at that drunker.

Husband : who is he?

Wife : 10 years back, he proposed me & I rejected him.

Husband : oh my God, he’s still celebrating…

Waqt ki rafter ruk gayi hoti,

Sharam se aankhein jhuk gayi hoti,

Agar dard janti shama parwane ka,

To jalne se pehle hi wo bhuj gayi hoti…

Ek baat bata do,

Rasta wo mujhe bhi dikha do,

Apni yaadon se chhutkara bhi dila do,

Bhule ho jaise mujhe tum,

Tarika wo mujhe bhi sikha do…..

English teacher : who killed the cat? Begins this sentence with by.

Santa : by the way who killed the cat?....

                                                                  

Kyon mere dard se tum bechain hoti ho,

Aankho se keemati moti baha deti ho,

Agar pyaar karti ho to –

Fir kyon mujhse door-door rehti ho….

Dil me aapke jazbat aate hain,

Hum aapke khyalon me kho jate hain,

Aap aate nahin khwabo me,

Isliye –

Aapki yaadon ko sine se laga kar so jate hain…

Kitna surur raat ki tanhayiyon me tha,

Chup tha chand jaise,

Ruswayiyon me tha,

Log jag rahe the apni ibadat ke liye,

Aur dil teri yaad ki gahrayiyon me tha….

Santa : hum itne garib hai ki humare paas 1 dog bhi nahin hai.

Banta : haa yaar. Raat me chor aa jaye to hum dono me se kisi ek ko bhaunkana padta hai…

Mat gussa karo kisi par itna,

Ki waqt kef aisle per apko bhi afsos ho jaye,

Kal kya pata aap miss karein hume,

Aur  hum hamesha ke liye miss ho jaayein…